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Old 03-15-2005, 02:52 AM
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Canadian Girls Suck...and This Is Why...

is it me or are they really cocky? we went to the club like we would in nyc and and they dont dance with guys and they are real picky...meanwhile in ny..girls dont care and are just down to have a good time..wtf?? i mean dont mind me i am blasted but just came back from winston churchills and the girls were dicks and ruined myu drunkeness


but the good part is they had naked strip contest... will post camera pics later on depending on how they came out in the darK!!! always thinking about acurazine...
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goddamn canadian broads
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Meh that only means they might make good wives, American chicks are kinda scaring me on how easy they are and attention they need. But yeah fuck a wife I am sure you just wanted some Ms Right now, sorry Mr Blue Balls
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Fcuk it, if you're that hard up, get $50 and go get laid mang.
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You must be referring to the foreign girls in NYC that can barely speak english and have rotten teeth.

You should realize that you'll probably never want to end up with a woman that is that easy. If you do, she could be likely to be just as easy for someone else.
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most canuck chicks i've met have been pretty friendly
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what did I do? hehehe...
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I'm not a tease, just a reminder of what you can't have...

No but on a serious note, you'll find cocky girls everywhere.
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Originally Posted by soopa
most canuck chicks i've met have been pretty friendly
Probably cause you're not a fat slob from NJ....they can smell him from miles away.
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What about the men, Mikey?

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Probably cause you're not a fat slob from NJ....they can smell him from miles away.
...that sells cell phones for a living.
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Originally Posted by NSXNEXT
...that sells cell phones for a living.

Remember, he isn't doing bad for someone 1/3 of the way through life.
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Originally Posted by anothercls
Remember, he isn't doing bad for someone 1/3 of the way through life.

The problem is half way through his life he'll still be selling cell phones.
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Probably, all that education at Rutgers will get him no where, let alone any respect.
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Mikey..face the facts...you have NO GAME
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Teh ownage is strong in this thread.
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Originally Posted by DivineCL
Teh ownage is strong in this thread.
Mikey getting owned by the Canucks and his friends
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Originally Posted by Bulldog01


What about the men, Mikey?

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Rutgers

& chasing Canadian chicks: :shakehead
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Wait till he returns and sees that everyone knows that he has NO GAME.
Poor fella!
After being turned down by teh canuck chicks he must of went home and performed a
"Stranger" on himself.









Stranger: Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off,
eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else
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He is probably losing more money in the casino's in Canada. If he wanted easy women and a place to throw away money he could have gone to AC instead.
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Originally Posted by anothercls
Probably, all that education at Rutgers will get him no where, let alone any respect.
Hey a Rutgers education is great. Where else do you get to have beer funnels off the roof of a frat house,abuse all freshman girls who finally get away from mommy and daddy, go to watch the worse football team known to division 1, and still get a degree.
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Originally Posted by CL Platano
Hey a Rutgers education is great. Where else do you get to have beer funnels off the roof of a frat house,abuse all freshman girls who finally get away from mommy and daddy, go to watch the worse football team known to division 1, and still get a degree.

I thought my local comunity college could provide this same experience, minus the football crap/
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Originally Posted by DivineCL

Stranger: Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off,
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Girls who suck.
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Originally Posted by NSXNEXT
The problem is half way through his life he'll still be selling cell phones.
i 'ed at this pretty hard for some reaason





its not my fault i was born really really rediculously good looking and Canadian girls are all up on me @ teh C1ub5!


maybe you should stop text messaging them so much mikey?
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Originally Posted by anothercls
Probably cause you're not a fat slob from NJ....they can smell him from miles away.

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Remember, he isn't doing bad for someone 1/3 of the way through life.

cause your mr. success himself!!
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Originally Posted by 1killercls
Mikey..face the facts...you have NO GAME
what does game have to do with anything.....i am saying it is a diff atmosphere from canada and the states...
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Originally Posted by anothercls
He is probably losing more money in the casino's in Canada. If he wanted easy women and a place to throw away money he could have gone to AC instead.
i have no problem throwing away my money as i see fit...

and who the fuck wants to go to AC?? its a good time for 1 night..but thats about it..anything longer its corny...canada so much nicer for a long weekend...better clubs, food, and shopping..
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Originally Posted by anothercls
I thought my local comunity college could provide this same experience, minus the football crap/
seems like it got you pretty far in life...
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I find Northern chicks are more friendly...

Southern broads (pre-emptive sorry to southern belles herre) are pretty up tight and all about "what you got that I need" attitude...

Junkster, who doesn't like Colorado chicks at all
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i was talking to the owner of the bar..and he said the girls in toronto are alot more friendly and outgoing then girls in montreal....
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Originally Posted by mikeymobiles
i was talking to the owner of the bar..and he said the girls in toronto are alot more friendly and outgoing then girls in montreal....
It's those French Canadian bishes...

Junkster, who thinks Canada should just make them speak english only
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If amir can get girls there.....
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I go to Canada for the alcohol, not the women.

edit: Montreal? Oh no fucking wonder they were bitches.


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