I think she's trying to tell you something.

 

yeah, telling him to buy a z06...

 

define 'too much'

 

Masturbation, don't cha know????

Masturbation cures high stress levels...do it by yourself...get some good online porn...

 

'too much' isn't in my sexual dictionary

 

Hang the end of an umbrella with a hook handle on the base of your penis. Lift the umbrella slowly and hold position for 2-4 seconds. Lower and repeat 12x. Admire your physique in the mirror and remind yourself what a hot stud you are. Do this 2x a day.

 

I heard it can fall off if you don't use it.

 

 

penis excersises are retarded, I mean just screwing should be enough excercise.

Here's a suggestiuon, trim ur pubes and it'll make you feel like mandingo.

Lastly, measure it now then again in a week and see if there is a difference, good ole tape measure doesn't lie.

 

I suddenly feel like I'm in High School again.

 

It happens to me too, seemingly whenever I venture into Ramblings.

 

Thats classic!

 

Have you gained weight lately? Even though your penis size doesn't change, the fatter you are, the more of your penis is inside your body and not outside. So, if you've gained weight, it looks shorter.

 

Stop peeing. If you hold your pee long enough, your sack and bladder will swell up due to all the urine and water. It will make your penis look more majestic....

 

Someone needs a biology lesson

 

Have you noticed she's hanging around with a lot of :thief:?

Tie a brick to the end of it and walk around the house with it for a week.

 

 

I just had a physical last week and my penis was probably 2 inches when she told me to pull down my boxers to do the testes exam. Fully erect I am 7 inches, so my penis does fluctuate drastically sometimes.

There are also times when I release my load that the middle part of my penis deflates more than the other part and it gets an hour glass shape which I don't really understand why, but o well. (sorry for TMI)

 

Why don't you post pics?

 

no thanks!

 

PM sent!

 

 

Thanks for sharing. Do you wear a cock ring?

 

No, it happens, but rarely does. It honestly hasn't happened in a while though.

 

poor circulation? the doctor must have messed up during your circumcision.

 

oh god

 

It's rare.. probably happened 2-3 times my whole life and it only happened in February (all the times).

 

 

Man...this thread is funny w/ people comments. You guys are hilarious!

 

lmfao
..........

 

I actually had to read this thread out loud to my husband because I just bust out laughing. Wow...you guys are really supportive of each other..

Which leads me to my all-time favorite quote from Seinfeld: "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."

 

^^^ Tell your husband that if he wants a majestic looking penis, he needs to hold his pee.


Or simply tell you to get off the internet and hit the kitchen

 

http://google.com/trends?q=small+pen...o=all&date=all

 

That happens to me too when my gf tightens her lips on the base of my penis right before I shoot my load. The shape change isn't as drastic as yours though. She just tells me how my load comes in waves like she's drowning

 

This thread is too crazy.

 

@ waves

 

Dont ever PM me

 

I was going to say that.

 

"I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!!"


It can get smaller, just read this thread

https://acurazine.com/forums/ramblings-12/helen-mirren-omg-gilf-364410/