We are celebrating his birthday tomorrow and I still have not bought anything. I had originally bought him a massage but then we got in a little tiff and he showed up with a certificate for a massage from the same place (AND he had bought it an hour after me-so strange). SOO I can't get him, for his birthday, the same thing that he bought me just because I was in a bad mood. I don't want to buy the same old thing but I don't want to spend much more money because I have already bought the massage and I am taking him to a nice dinner. Thoughts?

 

coupon for IDB?

 

Can you give the massage to someone else as a gift who's b-day is coming up?

Maybe Dad or Mom?

 

what kind of hobbies does he have ?

 

No to the IDB coupon! He plays soccar and is currently addicted to the world cup but somehow that still lends to no ideas. I know that he wants an Angola jersey but he wants a very specific one so I can't go out and buy it.

 

I actually could but I told him that I already bought it because I could not stop laughing when he gave me my gift certificate so we are going to get them together at one point.

 

Well, then...you really don't have much of an issue. But, if you still want to give him something different, perhaps make him something?

 

let him piitb

 

 

oh, basket of porn is always a good stand-by if you're in a jam.

 

Depends on the type of massage.

 

Do you mean that I buy him porn or that we make a porn?











jk. Neither is an option.

 

 

What are his views on child slavery?

 

You could just be a nice wife and leave with the kids for a weekend(if you have any) so he can get some nice quality time with himself and his friends(if he has any). It would be even more special if you cleaned the place up before and prepared some food for him and his buds before you left.

 

Wife? Just because she's 26 doesn't mean she's married with children. There are parts of this country that aren't the south, FYI.

 

Could be worst.

 

lol that is what I get for scanning through the body of her message w/o reading the title. that reminds me of my ex who cheated on me when she was 17, got pregnant from the other dude and then had to marry him, sucks for her.
s_jack may not be married, but she may have some little bastard(s) running around their house....
thanks for the correction anyway

 

Worst ever.

 

Owned.

Sounds like it's his birthday.

 

Id make a very strong attempt at finding that jersey...or another team he likes.

Do a search for soccer stores.

 

Depends on the type of 'rents.

 

make his life and find him a girl for a 3some............

 

Soccer World is on South Lamar in between Barton Springs and Riverside (on the Northbound side just south of the Paggi House). They've got a ton of jerseys there.

 

Awesome. Best. Birthday. Ever.

 

could be water-s?














j.k water-s.

 

Never going to happen. Contrary to popular belief...not all women go for that.

 

lies!

 

Good of you you to help out the dude who's hitting your Ex Kurt. Very classy.

 

He's just trying to remain cordial and not get bitter

 

or stopping the competition get idb or 3some?


cockblocker.

 

Meh. Doesn't really matter. Both of us have been seeing others since then. She's still a cool chick. No issue with helping someone find gifts. Even if she thinks I'm a tool.

 

Fixed.

 

I do want to find the jersey but I know that he wants something very specific yet I am not sure that he has picked out an exact one yet. Basically he has something in his head that he wants so I don't want to buy him something that he feels the need to keep just because I bought it for him..does that make any sense?

As for the KB stuff - I am just going to ignore it, just like all of the emails, text messages, pms's and voice mails.

 

but he's trying to help, unlike the rest of us.

 

Kurt? or AZ members?

 

Not AZ members! You guys are my entertainment at work!

 

1) Make him dinner (if you can't cook, take him to a steak restaurant)
2) Come back to his place and give him a BJ while he is watching a sporting event (After finishing, do not talk unless commercials are on)
3) Have sex after the game is over
4) After sex, don't cuddle and go straight to bed

 

fixed.

 

How would that be different from any other night? JK.