amisconception

I know a TON of people love doing this sort of thing. I'm curious if anyone has any good/funny stories about being in a movie theater or whatever and being caught fingering a girl...

Last night I was getting head in my car by this girl's house at about 11:00PM... she's doing her thing and a damn escallade drives by and just stops right next to us... and I'm like "WTF do you want?" (in my head, I didn't want her to stop)... so after this person just hangs out, I can't seem to finish, so we just leave... it's a shitty story, I'm not a good story teller haha, but some of you are...

STORY TIME

Anyone ever get caught by cops??? Managers?

r3mix3r

Well I dont know if you'd consider this public but...

I was at a party a month ago and this horny drunk girl I know takes me in the kid's parents house (the kid who had the party) and she gave me head in the bathroom. So this chick knocks on the door to go to the bathroom we had all the lights out in the room and door locked (i thought) and she comes about to go to the bathroom we are in the shower with the curtain closed and shes like is someone here and im like yes and the girl im with starts giggling. And everyone found out she was sucking my dick in the bathroom. ok thank you i suck at tellin stories.

anothercls

I was getting road head and had a tractor/trailer pull up behind me in a construction zone, so I was going slow and the truck was right on me, no tint on the windows or anything....but she continued and I ignored the truck.

proaudio22

Did the shit in a movie theater one time. Bitch couldn't keep her mouth shut, but noone said anything.

r3mix3r

isn't there a mafia movie quote like that? Like the pig test... You tell ur girl to give u girl to give u road head next to an 18 wheeler and if she does it shes a pig? lol no offense

pgatour1

it's from a Bronx Tale
It's the Mario Test



anyhow...I don't feel like typing a lot because I have a "friend" coming over in a little bit

but lets see...I have been caught by my sister back when I was 15. Been caught with three different girls (seperate occasions) by a total of I would say 14 people between the 3 times. By the Rye Police, Rye Brook Police, Greenwich Police, Tempe/ASU Police...by everyone on our plane home from Spring break (plane full of kids from Bahamas to EWR)

I think that covers it.

proaudio22

That was a cool movie...

r3mix3r

Oh ya that's it! Ok Back to messing around in public...Peewee Herman?

Infamous425

my gf and i were vacationing in FL. we in the elevator goin up to our hotel room and she's horny so she's grabbin my package and unzipping my pants, haha, then the elevator door opens and my gf turns around and we see this old man standing there with this 'wtf is goin on' look. i wonder if he saw

FunkeeTown

got caught by the cops once...parked the wrong way on a one way street. i was hittin' it, so it took my gf and i a while to get ourselves back together to go outside into the flashing lights. once the lady cop saw me half naked with a semi-hard on ...she was like...you kids stop it and go home or get a hotel room. have a good night. then a couple weeks later we were at this apartment complex messing around in the jacuzzi and we decided to go into the laundry room and dry off...so we were fucking on the washer and some lady was coming in to do her laundry...she saw my ass from behind and some feet spread wide...she said oh my god and decided to stand there and yell at us, something about how kids have no respect for anyone these days.

amisconception

:wow:

amisconception

is banging a girl in your car considered indecent exposure? is it a crime? haha it's good to know these things

proaudio22

If you have dark windows, no


If you don't, it sure is young man - you should be ashamed!


Really it's not indecent if noone sees you. put a sign up or something

Doc.Booty

That movie is full of great advice about women.

pgatour1

getting caught in my town was fun, because they knew me and knew my car. So that was no big deal.

the asu cops...we got caught fucking in a stairwell of the university towers (apt complex) I had her against the wall (some random I met at a party) the cops told us to leave and were more concerned with going to break up the party we had just come from.

greenwich cops waited till the girl was topless and she is riding me to come over. I saw them for a good 5-10 mins and they didn't do anything. So when he came to the window I asked if he enjoyede the show. He said...you wanna take that back to your house sir. It was in my Dad's jaguar so I guess he thought we were older or something.

forgot to add getting caught by the Westchester Country Club police...they came over and go "are you a member" I said yes...they said well can you do this elsewhere please.

jeez I know I am missing more fun stories about this...I'll have to think about them.

CrockPot

i was up in the mountains driving home after a day of boarding. it start snowing so we had to put chains on, and the drive back w/traffic was slow. my girl was sitting shotgun, and one of her friends was in the backseat. her friend passes out (or so we thought). so my gf frees the chinese sausage from its wrapper and begins to feast. after the sausage sizzles and juices are swallowed up, she sits back upright, i look in the rearview, and her friend's eyes are wide open.

Gilgamesh

So I am at this party with a girl I had been laying the groudwork with and had fooled around with a few times. Its in the same apartment complex she lives in, so around 3 AM shes shitfaced and pretty much tells me "Lets go to my place" or "Lets go to bed" or something like that. So we head out, and I get tackled by the time we are in her bedroom. The door was left open.

About 10 minuites or so later, with her shirt halfway up, my shirt off, and her pants unbuttoned, her roommate comes in with one of her friends, since he was too shitfaced and was going to sleep on their couch. So we break it off as they walk in, I go to shut the door and the guy locks eyes with me as I shut the door and he just grins at me, and I smile back And this guy was trying to get down her pants earlier in the year, before we really started hanging out and he never could.

Of course, then she went and got sick for the rest of the night, so I ended up holding her hair, figures since she is usually so shy, and pretty much led me out that night that she was really sick.

MisterMehoff

I wasnt' really caught, but I was munching on my ex-girl in my car and Jefferson Memorial in D.C. at night. I didn't have tinted windows so when a group of people came past car, I could hear one the females walkers say "Oh My God!!!" and that's when I lifted my head up.

DivineCL

I knew you would post in here.
It seems like your full of story's...or are you really?

pgatour1

oh yeah sorry about that...I am BSing...because i'm trying to impress a forum full of guys, especially one who goes to workout competitions and oils up other men.

chef chris

Focked a girl in my 81 Tercel in the mall parking lot as it was closing...got plenty of honks from passers-by.

Was finger-poppin a girl in a janitors closet during lunch(junior year)...teacher caught us... Said 'get back to the lunch-room"...never heard anything more about it.

mc222

Got caught by cops while doing my girl in the back of an 87 Chevy Celebrity wagon...Cops made me get out of the car and asked "Do you parents know what your doing" ( I was 18, she was 16) - I said no and after he fully checked out my girl, he told us to "get the fuck outta here"

mc222

Got caught by my little brother doing the same girl while in his bed (we shared a room at the time)...Good times

Got caught by her brother catching head at her house

Never got caught doing it outdoors at a local park ...Ahhh the good old days

CGTSX2004

iTrader: (1)

Best story I have is my gf and I were out late one night at a local park. We had brought along a sleeping bag and we were just laying in a clearing watching the stars and talking when all of a sudden, 5 or 6 police vehicles pop out of nowhere with their spotlights aimed at us (luckily we weren't messing around) and a cop walks over to interrogate us. After my explanation satisfies him, he turns around and waves everyone off and the police cars disappear down the road.

Chopsie

No, good storeies though. To add to this some people really get off on "being caught" or even attempting things in public places or places where they could possibly get caught. Just the idea of someone potentially catching them is arousing.

sumdumguy

got caught by a female officer at niagra falls. the windows are fogged the fuck up. she was completely naked but got dressed in like 5 sec. flat. when she came to the window I was sweating like a pig with my pants half open. she hafd to know what was going on. but she just told us we couldn't park there.
needless to say I made here finish me off on the two hour drive home.

sumdumguy

this one's kinda weird......
got a friend of my sisters to strip for my birthday(she's an ex stripper) she did it cuz she was diggin me. anyways, a few days later she is fuckin sucking the skin of my dick....fellas know what I'm talking about, slob and all that....just when it was getting GOOD, my brother bursts in.........with my one year old son in his arms good thing my son was facing the other way half asleep. my brother saw what was happening and backed out imediately.
tended to my son, and finished up later.

Gilgamesh

Daddy...what is she doing to you!!?

pgatour1

I defintely do. I love to know that people are watching...which is why I may or may not have done some porn in my day

SilviaGTO

dallison

back in the day

sumdumguy

making daddy very happy son, very.....skeet skeet...