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Old 06-02-2005, 12:06 AM
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post a pic then i'll let ya know if its worth the risk
Old 06-02-2005, 12:08 AM
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Im touched that you guys only were wondering where I was because you wanted pics. I could have sworn I wrote that I had to entertain this bitch for a week, which means I couldnt be online. I didnt fuck her because there are way too many cons vs pros. I do have pics from when I took her to cheesecake tonight. I'll put those on in a minuto.
Old 06-02-2005, 12:14 AM
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Old 06-02-2005, 12:15 AM
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I hope you guys like my fucking cheesecake too
Old 06-02-2005, 12:20 AM
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seee... told you he'll deliver. xeno doesn't disappoint...unlike *cough* *pga* *cough*

hit it... or i will
Old 06-02-2005, 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by teg_to_TSX
hit it... or i will
No...I must maintain self control, I should have taken a pic of the hostess that was there. Im gonna fuck that bitch on friday...get all my sexual tension out.
Old 06-02-2005, 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Xenogen
No...I must maintain self control, I should have taken a pic of the hostess that was there. Im gonna fuck that bitch on friday...get all my sexual tension out.
How's the body on this chick? She looks like she may have some nice
Old 06-02-2005, 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by GoDucksCLSPride
How's the body on this chick? She looks like she may have some nice
He body is good, ass is a tad bit wide for me, but her tits are nice.
Old 06-02-2005, 12:40 AM
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Hit That Shit Or Give Her My Number
Old 06-02-2005, 12:41 AM
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she looks a little innocent. Was she really dropping a lot of hints?
Old 06-02-2005, 12:45 AM
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Innocent ones are the ones you gotta watch out for. Shoot, even I look innocent!
Old 06-02-2005, 12:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Blades
Hit That Shit Or Give Her My Number
I cant...There is nothing that will change my mind...unleeeeess she puts the moves on me. This morning she conveniently walked in on me coming out of the shower to "ask" me what we were doing today. She says she "thought" I was done. Another thing is that shes been annoying the fuck out me. She asks too many god damn questions.
Old 06-02-2005, 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted by teg_to_TSX
she looks a little innocent. Was she really dropping a lot of hints?
Like you wouldnt believe...She was asking all about my personal relationships and shit.
Old 06-02-2005, 12:58 AM
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rep points for XENA.
Old 06-02-2005, 01:00 AM
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id hit it lol
Old 06-02-2005, 03:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Xenogen
I cant...There is nothing that will change my mind...unleeeeess she puts the moves on me. This morning she conveniently walked in on me coming out of the shower to "ask" me what we were doing today. She says she "thought" I was done. Another thing is that shes been annoying the fuck out me. She asks too many god damn questions.
you should have dropped the towel and said "eachother"
Old 06-02-2005, 07:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Xenogen
Another thing is that shes been annoying the fuck out me. She asks too many god damn questions.

It'd be pretty hard for her to ask questions with your dick in her mouth.

Just a thought.
Old 06-02-2005, 07:20 AM
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Originally Posted by mrsteve
It'd be pretty hard for her to ask questions with your dick in her mouth.

Just a thought.
exactly...
Old 06-02-2005, 07:27 AM
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Definitely lay her down for some slappin' and jackin'.
Old 06-02-2005, 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted by mrsteve
It'd be pretty hard for her to ask questions with your dick in her mouth.

Just a thought.



Somebody's thinking..
Old 06-02-2005, 08:26 AM
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Quit being a pussy and have sex!
So what if your dads business partner gets pissed, live life to the fullest mayn!
Old 06-02-2005, 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Xenogen
I cant...There is nothing that will change my mind...unleeeeess she puts the moves on me. This morning she conveniently walked in on me coming out of the shower to "ask" me what we were doing today. She says she "thought" I was done. Another thing is that shes been annoying the fuck out me. She asks too many god damn questions.


I felt ashamed when i just read this. Like steve said DICK IN MOUTH
Old 06-02-2005, 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Blades
I felt ashamed when i just read this. Like steve said DICK IN MOUTH




A dick in the mouth is worth two in the bush. Remember that.
Old 06-02-2005, 11:45 AM
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I'd say the bitch wants to fuck.. so do it already!
Old 06-02-2005, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Xenogen
He body is good, ass is a tad bit wide for me, but her tits are nice.
that's because she ate the whole damn cheesecake.

she's very pretty though. but don't fuck her.
Old 06-02-2005, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by supermegaglossy
that's because she ate the whole damn cheesecake.



I thought that pic was funny.
Old 06-02-2005, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by PsychoInDenial
I'd say the bitch wants to fuck.. so do it already!

When I was single, I didn't run into many bitches that just wanted to fuck. Now that I'm married, I run into even less.


I say fuck this crap out of her and then throw her in a muddy ditch.
Old 06-02-2005, 12:33 PM
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ask your dad for advice?
Old 06-02-2005, 04:25 PM
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give her the flying camel.
Old 06-02-2005, 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by nicholbr
give her the flying camel.
WHAT!?!?!? This is clearly more of a RearAdmiral sort of situation.
Old 06-02-2005, 04:51 PM
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so im gonna say defintaely fuck her, you know you want it.
Old 06-02-2005, 06:28 PM
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Bro...Its so hard for me to say this. But, don't do it. Don't ever mix business with pleasure. I do alot of networking in the design field and acting inappropriately always comes back to haunt you. Know your limits and this is one of them. Since she's not that much of an eye candy anyways, move on to better game. Don't degrade yourself and do some cheap horny slut.
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Well, either way Im back in NYC due to an emergency....So :whocares: anymore.
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Fuck...I completely forgot about that hostess.....NOOOOOOOOO!
Old 06-03-2005, 07:33 AM
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why would she tell her dad you banged her and left her? further, if she wants to bang while she's here, she probably knows its just sex and not much more...
Old 06-03-2005, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by rise
ask your dad for advice?


best advise for next time you are in a similar situation
Old 06-04-2005, 04:58 AM
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Old 09-25-2005, 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by rise
ask your dad for advice?
dumbass
Old 09-25-2005, 08:39 AM
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Why did you bring this old thread back??
Old 09-25-2005, 10:09 AM
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you sure you're 25??? As long as she is over the age limit, you tell her it's just sex, used protection, then go for it....

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