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May 16, 2007 | 10:30 PM

#41

MightySemen

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All of yall are retarded.... Sorry... But I SAY... 45mins... STRAIGHT. Roll 1 Skizzle... and 1 FATTY... put somethin to watch(DOES NOT MATTER)... have a couple of snacks... TALk... get "RELAXED".. Your Dick should NOT be in the equation... And Make things lead the right way, if you 2 really like eachother and this isnt the first date, then spend about 15 mins doin what I JUS SAID to do... and the other 30 mins givin her Theee Best Cunnilingus

.. NOW.. MAKE SUUUURRREEE Shes properly groomed LMFAO.. and MAKE SUUUUURRRREEEEE your neck/tongue/jaw WONT cramp up on you... HAHAHAHAHA Dont ask How I know this

... But even if it does take it like a man and dont stop til shes

.. REMEMBER THIS IT NOT A QUICKIE!!!!! 30 Mins wit your face in a pie and legs for ear muffs, you should not want to leave quickly.
Do not take this advice if youre a

or gonna give a

face!!!

That would be theee greatest/shortest date ever. Recommend you do some exercises and learn some tricks... Good Luck!!

Last edited by sasha; May 17, 2007 at 01:32 PM. Reason: some text needed to be reduced

May 16, 2007 | 11:17 PM

#42

Mike 350Z

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From: MD

May 17, 2007 | 05:21 AM

#43

MikeCLS6

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MightySemen

.. NOW.. MAKE SUUUURRREEE Shes properly groomed LMFAO.. and MAKE SUUUUURRRREEEEE your neck/tongue/jaw WONT cramp up on you... HAHAHAHAHA Dont ask How I know this

... But even if it does take it like a man and dont stop til shes

.. REMEMBER THIS IT NOT A QUICKIE!!!!! 30 Mins wit your face in a pie and legs for ear muffs, you should not want to leave quickly.
Do not take this advice if youre a

or gonna give a

face!!!

That would be theee greatest/shortest date ever. Recommend you do some exercises and learn some tricks... Good Luck!!

i really dont even know how to respond to this.....

May 17, 2007 | 05:28 AM

#44

Whiskers

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Originally Posted by MikeCLS6

i really dont even know how to respond to this.....

But its entertaining....In a Nascar kind of way....

May 17, 2007 | 07:16 AM

#45

BustedJack

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Originally Posted by nsxiballer

Took her out to panera and had ice cream with her after. She wasn't really in the mood to eat.... She had an okay time. that's about it. She's stressed about finals and she'll be going back home in a few days. I am trying to take her out before she leaves but she hasn't gotten back to me about it yet. Hopefully i get to take her out tomorrow. Such bad timing. I'm stuck at school for the summer. We went out a few times already. She still wants to get to know me more but there's just so many things going on right now.

Sorry to be the honest one here. She is not interested in you buddy

If she was, she would have done something with you. Women "know" what they want and don't want.

May 17, 2007 | 08:45 AM

#46

MightySemen

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BoostedJack

Sorry to be the honest one here. She is not interested in you buddy

If she was, she would have done something with you. Women "know" what they want and don't want.

Cant really agree wit you Ms. Bossy on that one... the MASS MAJORITY of females Do Not know what they want/dont want. But you are probably right about her not bein intrested... see now if you had let her sit on your face for a while you'd be pretty good (depending on your performance)... Panera and Ice Cream?... cant get any more boring than that pimpin... and 45mins is a test to see how pressed you are to see her.. WHICH.. you Failed..

Better Luck Next Time!!

May 17, 2007 | 11:12 AM

#47

RMATIC09

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MightySemen

.. NOW.. MAKE SUUUURRREEE Shes properly groomed LMFAO.. and MAKE SUUUUURRRREEEEE your neck/tongue/jaw WONT cramp up on you... HAHAHAHAHA Dont ask How I know this

... But even if it does take it like a man and dont stop til shes

.. REMEMBER THIS IT NOT A QUICKIE!!!!! 30 Mins wit your face in a pie and legs for ear muffs, you should not want to leave quickly.
Do not take this advice if youre a

or gonna give a

face!!!

That would be theee greatest/shortest date ever. Recommend you do some exercises and learn some tricks... Good Luck!!

what ...the ..fuck...so your telling him to go down on a chick hes going out with for the first time...do you have herpes by any chance?

May 17, 2007 | 11:33 AM

#48

sasha

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From: D.istrict of C.orruption

Quote:

Originally Posted by RMATIC09

what ...the ..fuck...so your telling him to go down on a chick hes going out with for the first time...do you have herpes by any chance?

He's just saying that he can easily get girls, hence, the username "MightySemen".

May 17, 2007 | 12:43 PM

#49

Jared03CLS

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MightySemen

.. NOW.. MAKE SUUUURRREEE Shes properly groomed LMFAO.. and MAKE SUUUUURRRREEEEE your neck/tongue/jaw WONT cramp up on you... HAHAHAHAHA Dont ask How I know this

... But even if it does take it like a man and dont stop til shes

.. REMEMBER THIS IT NOT A QUICKIE!!!!! 30 Mins wit your face in a pie and legs for ear muffs, you should not want to leave quickly.
Do not take this advice if youre a

or gonna give a

face!!!

That would be theee greatest/shortest date ever. Recommend you do some exercises and learn some tricks... Good Luck!!

You're 20? Really, you don't say. Love the user name.

May 17, 2007 | 01:57 PM

#50

MightySemen

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No No No Herpes... never had anything!! Thank God and My Senses for keepin me clean

.... I Didnt think it was dudes 1st date being that he said they've been seeing eachother and whatnot... so if theyre dating and both into eachother then shes probably cool.. I say try some lemon juice on her n take a nice look around... (Test the "waters"LOL) Thanks for the ups on the user name

May 17, 2007 | 02:37 PM

#51

MightySemen

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Beerrrrrrrr

May 17, 2007 | 02:51 PM

#52

Jared03CLS

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Red text = sarcasm.

May 17, 2007 | 05:57 PM

#53

S14 n Tsx

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Originally Posted by mfkitson

and post them here!

May 31, 2007 | 09:01 AM

#54

scl23

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45 min? That's booooshit. If she's that busy for you then either make a study date or just wait until after finals. Don't be so needy that you'll take any little piece of time from her. But if you must, just do a desert date. If you have a nice desert place or cafe, girls love that stuff, and I do too. Cake......

May 31, 2007 | 10:11 AM

#55

ChodTheWacko

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Ice cream and a walk in a park.

May 31, 2007 | 10:38 AM

#56

EuRTSX

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My first date... we walked in the park... I gave her a piggy back ride all around the neighborhood, had icecream... so I guess that consumed about 42 minutes? It was nice.

May 31, 2007 | 08:17 PM

#57

mypoorTSX

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my first date we had drinks throughout dinner, and drinks afterwards...then I went home.

i'm a drunk, but a good girl.

Jun 1, 2007 | 03:45 PM

#58

MightySemen

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I STILL say my plan for a 45 minute date is the best in this whole thread

Jun 1, 2007 | 03:59 PM

#59

RMATIC09

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MightySemen

I STILL say my plan for a 45 minute date is the best in this whole thread

That's because your a horn-ball that's never seen a vagina before, and most NORMAL girls wont let a guy eat them out the first date...

Jun 1, 2007 | 05:22 PM

#60

MightySemen

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Quote:

Originally Posted by RMATIC09

That's because your a horn-ball that's never seen a vagina before, and most NORMAL girls wont let a guy eat them out the first date...

Hahahaha thats partially true.. I AM a horn-ball, NO DOUBT. Seen a couple of vaginas and know my way around pretty good :-D... And you ARE 100% right, most NORMAL girls wouldnt let somethin like that go down on the 1st date. But Dude never said it was the 1st date..... he said they went out a week before and he wasnt tryina do the same thing over again. SO stop tryina put me down, I'd appreciate it...

Jun 1, 2007 | 05:52 PM

#61

Beltfed

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Folks, please just keep this thread somewhat civil....thanks.

Jun 18, 2007 | 11:10 PM

#62

Phoebs

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Just have a simple snack like pizza or sandwhich and eat outside... have a lot of talk. Consume the time getting to know her more and talk about yourself as well...

Jun 18, 2007 | 11:32 PM

#63

JJ4Short

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoebs

Just have a simple snack like pizza or sandwhich and eat outside... have a lot of talk. Consume the time getting to know her more and talk about yourself as well...

I am sure he will write that down and hop in his De Lorean.

Jul 15, 2007 | 09:21 AM

#64

Mokos23

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did you ever see this girl for anymore dates?

Jul 16, 2007 | 05:51 AM

#65

MikeCLS6

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 04EuroAccordTsx

did you ever see this girl for anymore dates?

Probally not, if he took any of MIGHTYSEMENS advice

Jul 16, 2007 | 10:22 PM

#66

MightySemen

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From: MD

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeCLS6

Probally not, if he took any of MIGHTYSEMENS advice

What the hell?? A month later and bammas STILL hatin on me!! God Damn it was a joke.. you know.. HA HA... God Damn... And Besides your girl would have 1 less reason to leave you and 1 more reason to see you if you knew how to eat pussy like a starving man in a dessert LOL