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Old 07-29-2005, 12:56 AM
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27 ways to make a girl smile..



01. Tell her she is beautiful (not hot, fine, or sexy)
02. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.
03. Kiss her on the forehead.
04. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
05. Always tell her you love her every second of the day.
06. When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
07. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
08. Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.
09. Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
10. Write her notes. (she loves them)
11. Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.
12. Play with her hair.
13. Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.
14. Sit in the park and just talk to her.
15. Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes.
16. Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night . . . just because you missed her. (but don't break the window. lol)
17. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
18 Carve your names into a tree.
19. If she's mad at you, kiss her.
20. Give her piggyback rides.
21. Bring her flowers just because.
22. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.
23. Look her in the eyes and smile.
24. Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.
25. Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.
26. Kiss her in the rain.
27. if your in love with her . . . tell her.
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God damn....it only takes four things to make me smile.
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Old 07-29-2005, 01:11 AM
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That list sounds like a 13 year old wrote it.

The list =
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it takes me only 1 thing to smile
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What about 'go down on her'?
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So JATT, what do you do when the chloroform wears off?
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I got to #4 and puked.....
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But seriously, some of those things do make a girl smile.
Old 07-29-2005, 08:12 AM
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What about farting in front of her?
Old 07-29-2005, 08:17 AM
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All the possible jokes.....but to be serious...for a moment

He went overboard, but, the sentiment is absolutely correct. Ladies like to be loved, they like to be made to feel special and they want to know that you feel they are special to you. If you get into a real loving relationship, you will do these things and believe it or not, you'll enjoy doing them...
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Does it count if you print the list and cary it around with you?
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*Scans list for 'leg hump'*

Nope, Jatt didn't write those.
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Originally Posted by Dan Martin
Does it count if you print the list and cary it around with you?
Only if you write it on your hand. Needs to be a big hand.
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Two words: Dutch Oven.
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Someone needs to go check on Jatt. I think his air conditioner is broken.
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What about fingerbanging her?
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
What about fingerbanging her?
Girls would much rather have pebbles thrown at their window then two in the goo.
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
I got to #4 and puked.....



But #10 works really well
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Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
Girls would much rather have pebbles thrown at their window then two in the goo.
THEN should you toss the digits in?
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I think giving her a nice, long crotch munch and actually knowing where her clit is would make her at least crack a small smile.
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Originally Posted by sasha
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But seriously, some of those things do make a girl smile.



Nina sent me the list last night.
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Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
*Scans list for 'leg hump'*

Nope, Jatt didn't write those.

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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
THEN should you toss the digits in?
No, then you should "Always tell her you love her every second of the day". And then, if she doesn't think you're completely psychotic maybe she'll let you stinkfinger her.
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
I got to #4 and puked.....
you silly married man.
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28. Promising her that Wednesdays are "no beating" days.
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Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
No, then you should "Always tell her you love her every second of the day". And then, if she doesn't think you're completely psychotic maybe she'll let you stinkfinger her.
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29. Send her a $1200 purse
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Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
29. Send her a $1200 purse

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30. Use the word "please" after saying "it puts the lotion in the basket"
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Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
29. Send her a $1200 purse












shouldn't that be in top5?
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Nina sent me the list last night.
In that case, she's giving you (obvious) hints. Hmm... interesting.

... try #25, 12, and 21 then see how she reacts.
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Originally Posted by sasha
In that case, she's giving you (obvious) hints. Hmm... interesting.

... try #25, 12, and 21 then see how she reacts.
Sounds like a locker combination. Do you have to do them in that order?
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Originally Posted by Teh Jatt
you silly married man.
I would have puked before marriage.
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Originally Posted by sasha
In that case, she's giving you (obvious) hints. Hmm... interesting.

... try #25, 12, and 21 then see how she reacts.
i did those yesterday except dance w/out music

its getting somewhere everytime I see her.
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
I would have puked before marriage.
:gheylaugh:

I forgot you were in bed with another guy.
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Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
Sounds like a locker combination. Do you have to do them in that order?
LOL, the combo is like this: romantic -> playful -> romantic/thoughtful
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Originally Posted by Teh Jatt
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I forgot you were in bed with another guy.
Even the gay guy I was in bed with would have puked.
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Even the gay guy I was in bed with would have puked.


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