27 ways to make a girl smile..
07-29-2005, 09:27 AM
#41
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Originally Posted by Teh Jatt
i did those yesterday except dance w/out music 
its getting somewhere everytime I see her.
its getting somewhere everytime I see her.
and perhaps #3 before you leave.How old is she again?
07-29-2005, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by sasha
Maybe it's time to do and perhaps #3 before you leave.
How old is she again?
and perhaps #3 before you leave.How old is she again?
i'll do that, thanx
07-29-2005, 10:07 AM
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man, that list looks like it was made by a sappy dork 17 year old trying to get laid.
that does NOT make women happy. It makes them think you are a douche bag they can walk all over.
that does NOT make women happy. It makes them think you are a douche bag they can walk all over.
07-29-2005, 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by spidey07
man, that list looks like it was made by a sappy dork 17 year old trying to get laid.
that does NOT make women happy. It makes them think you are a douche bag they can walk all over.
that does NOT make women happy. It makes them think you are a douche bag they can walk all over.
07-29-2005, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by iamhomin
Those are some childish list..
07-29-2005, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by sasha
They may appear childish to some of you guys but they surely can butter up an 18-year old, even older women.
sorry...had to. Opening was just too inviting.
07-29-2005, 10:41 AM
#52
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Originally Posted by Teh Jatt
11. Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.
If I do that my wife will make me sleep on the couch.
07-29-2005, 10:42 AM
#53
Originally Posted by spidey07
mmmm...18-year old butter...mmmmm.
sorry...had to. Opening was just too inviting.
sorry...had to. Opening was just too inviting.
Did you get this list from a chain email Jatt that ended with this:
If I could catch a rainbow
I would do it just for you.
And share with you the beauty
On the days you're feeling blue.
If I could build a mountain
You could call your very own.
A place to find serenity,
a place to be alone.
If I could take your troubles,
I would toss them in the sea.
But all these things I'm finding
are impossible for me.
I cannot build a mountain
Or catch a rainbow fair.
But let me be what I know best
A friend that's always there.
I would do it just for you.
And share with you the beauty
On the days you're feeling blue.
If I could build a mountain
You could call your very own.
A place to find serenity,
a place to be alone.
If I could take your troubles,
I would toss them in the sea.
But all these things I'm finding
are impossible for me.
I cannot build a mountain
Or catch a rainbow fair.
But let me be what I know best
A friend that's always there.
07-29-2005, 12:04 PM
#57
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Originally Posted by phipark
So, you couldn't make her smile without this list?
07-29-2005, 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by spidey07
that does NOT make women happy. It makes them think you are a douche bag they can walk all over.
07-29-2005, 12:46 PM
#59
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Originally Posted by teg_to_bike
sasha: do you thing this is true?
Guys often mistakenly can't differentiate the two and presume that being an inconsiderate jerk is the only way to go...
07-29-2005, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by phipark
So, you couldn't make her smile without this list?
Yea poor jatt doesnt really know the basics. Its ok, everyone has to start somewhere. Most start with this list at the age of 15.. but hey...
07-29-2005, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
Yea poor jatt doesnt really know the basics. Its ok, everyone has to start somewhere. Most start with this list at the age of 15.. but hey...
Originally Posted by Teh Jatt
no I was with her in da evening and then later on she sent the list online.
but thanx for ur help jesal, u been helping me out all along.
07-29-2005, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by sasha
I actually think some of those things listed work. There's a difference between being thoughtful and sweet from being a spineless sap.
Guys often mistakenly can't differentiate the two and presume that being an inconsiderate jerk is the only way to go...
Guys often mistakenly can't differentiate the two and presume that being an inconsiderate jerk is the only way to go...
I guess it depends on the girl.
07-29-2005, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Teh Jatt
no I was with her in da evening and then later on she sent the list online
So according to your statement, you were with her, and then afterwards she felt the need to send you the list... looks like she thought you still needed some help
07-29-2005, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
Im not doing a good job if shes sending you that list 
07-29-2005, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by teg_to_bike
sasha: do you thing this is true?
i say, interchange them with sex favors. like, throw her down on the bed, rip her clothes off and :lickit: and THEN play with her hair. or.. have wild sex with her one morning before work and leave her a cute little note on the kitchen table for when she gets up.
THEN and only then will you be in like flynn.
07-29-2005, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by supermegaglossy
i do. do them sparingly. like, don't do them all in one day. barf.
i say, interchange them with sex favors. like, throw her down on the bed, rip her clothes off and :lickit: and THEN play with her hair. or.. have wild sex with her one morning before work and leave her a cute little note on the kitchen table for when she gets up.
THEN and only then will you be in like flynn.
i say, interchange them with sex favors. like, throw her down on the bed, rip her clothes off and :lickit: and THEN play with her hair. or.. have wild sex with her one morning before work and leave her a cute little note on the kitchen table for when she gets up.
THEN and only then will you be in like flynn.
07-29-2005, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
So according to your statement, you were with her, and then afterwards she felt the need to send you the list... looks like she thought you still needed some help
I GUESS
07-29-2005, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
I have no idea what you just said, but it made me horny nonetheless....
and who's flynn?
...but I get the idea... theres a fine line between doing it at the right time and overdoing it, just like anything else.
