tired of all those boring first person shooter? Try Full Spectrum Warrior, a very different strategy game. I loved it, great game play. The funny is funny as hell!!!

*An apache AH64 hovers over... *
white soldier one: holy shit, that is a fucking AH64... I will shizzle my snizzle.
black soldier one: Kevinson, you never have been nor ever will be... black...
white soldier one: black is just a state of mind, my brother!
team leader: ya'll, in this team, there is no other color, the only color is green...
white soldier two: sir, execuse me SIR! The only color we have is BROWN, SIR!
white soldier one: yeah, team BROWN, SIR!!!

BTW, the teams are all wearing brown uniforms.

oh man, I was laughing my ass off playing this game, some of the conversion is top notch funny... here is another in the tutorial mission:

the instructor: Let's go over the strategy. What is the one most important thing in a battle....?
soldier one *whispers*: pop those motherfuckers....

hahahhaha..... oh man, yeah obviously the game is rated M

 

I wonder how many scripts like that exists in the entire game..

 

had it, played it, sold it.

funny dialogue but not my kinda of game. i like to do my own shooting.