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Old 11-28-2011, 12:15 AM
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Warrants issued for Thanksgiving Corvette drag racers

http://jalopnik.com/5862801/warrants...acers?autoplay



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzlg3...layer_embedded

Police officers are looking to fry up the two turkeys who wiped out in a stunningly stupid Thanksgiving Day Corvette drag race. One turkey is apparently a mama's boy and the other is possibly a known scammer.

The now infamous accident occurred on Thanksgiving Day as the result of an inept drag race between a silver C5 and silver C6 Corvette on busy public streets. Because it happened in the small suburb of The Woodlands, news of the video got around fast.

As a former resident of the wooded 'burb visiting my family over the holiday, I heard about it from multiple friends, so I assumed that the police also probably got the message. Turns out they did, at least according to a person on the LS1GTO forum claiming to be the first patrolman on the scene.

We got a ton of information from this individual, all of which sounds credible enough (we've reached out to the Sheriff's office for confirmation). Here's the good stuff:

They both tried to tell me they weren't racing. The C5 claimed to be pushing 600rwhp... He claimed he dumped the clutch and thats why he lost control. Lol.

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Well, the driver on the left was 23 and called his parents immediately. As soon as we placed him in cuffs his mom started screaming to go to the hospital. So we sent him to the hospital and decided to cut the other guy loose due to the kid not going to jail. Warrants are being issued for both of their arrests now.

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We recieved [sic] a 911 call (from a witness) saying that a major accident just accused and the other corvette was attempting to leave the scene. And the other vette wasn't drivable. Due to it being a major accident, we have to investigate.
So there's probable turkey number one, being bailed out by his mom. Despite being completely irresponsible and likely getting arrested, I just have this bad feeling (from experience) he may get his C5 back.

And what of the other guy? According to LS1TECH (and always take Internet justice with a grain of salt), the C6 driver is Brian Hebert, a parts scammer of ill repute.

Now the users over there are enjoying what they view as karma.

Allow me to repeat my conclusion from the last post: it's good to be home.
Old 11-28-2011, 12:34 AM
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Idiots got what they deserve.
Old 11-28-2011, 06:10 AM
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I would go to the news and reach out to all body shops within a 200 mile radius and ask them to call police once those two people tried to get their cars repaired. And they will. When they pick up the car, arrest them.
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Hey, Florida!
Texas has idiots too!

I remember my dad wrecking his tahoe in the woodlands while doing a "j-hook"
Old 11-28-2011, 07:48 AM
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These idiots are just lucky they didn't kill anyone...
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maybe its time to get these kids a 100hp Honda Fit cause they can't handle a 500-600hp car like that both of them are idiots
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These idiots are just lucky they didn't kill anyone...
Seriously. Commentary from the vid was hilarious though.
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I knew that was in the woodlands!!!!
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Stupid kids! Go back and drive a bicycle!
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Originally Posted by 05TLdcc
I knew that was in the woodlands!!!!
lol recognized it huh?
thats like your backyard?
Old 11-28-2011, 05:38 PM
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lol recognized it huh?
thats like your backyard?
Kinda lol
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I just watched the vid.

lol the guy was like...I knew that was gonna happen
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Originally Posted by justnspace
lol the guy was like...I knew that was gonna happen


Thankfully, no one was hurt. Doofuses.
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Originally Posted by hapa dc5
seriously. Commentary from the vid was hilarious though.


+1
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Originally Posted by Hapa DC5
Seriously. Commentary from the vid was hilarious though.
Yep, aside from the annoying gum chewing.
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Originally Posted by neuronbob


Thankfully, no one was hurt. Doofuses.
I don't think they had time. Did they even clear the 1/8th mile?
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I never understand why two of the same make of vehicle race each other. I guess it's to showoff the operators driving skills, which turns out the guy on the right had none.
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At least the kid can handle his shit.. .. He shouldn't have let off.

Both these idiots need to be riding bicycles.. like the cyclists they endangered that day.
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Originally Posted by SlimTL
I never understand why two of the same make of vehicle race each other. I guess it's to showoff the operators driving skills, which turns out the guy on the right had none.
They're not the same.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
At least the kid can handle his shit.. .. He shouldn't have let off.

Both these idiots need to be riding bicycles.. like the cyclists they endangered that day.
Yeah, if the C6 didn't let off, he probably would have escaped getting hit.
Old 11-29-2011, 01:26 PM
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Shit happens to the best of us.

These guys should have never been side by side on a public road, but I have pulled the same stupid move.

I offer them both my sympathy and this advice...

Hire a good lawyer.
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