1. Buick Park Avenue
2. Lincoln Towncar
3. Minivan (most makes and models)
4. Cadillac DeVille
5. Kia Spectra

 

The minivans are probably the one I get stuck behind the most; a lot of times its some lady on cell phone or just someone who can't drive worth a shit. I get stuck behind dump trucks and semis a lot too.

 

Subarus, Subarus, Subarus . . . . ever since the Forester came out, the soccermoms, old buzzards around here ditched their mini-vans for these

 

Freaking minivans!

 

Around here its Toyota Siennas, Camrys and Avalons. The token Buick is thrown in for variety

 

1. Minivans
2. older Chevy Blazers
3. stupid ricer kids w/ fart cans (various types of cars from kias to hondas)
4. Old people in older Buicks/Cadillacs
5. Anyone w/ a plate from WV or OH

Sorry I didn't really go into specific cars, but these are my most common encounters on a daily basis.

 

1. SUVs
2. Big ass pick ups
3. Buicks
4. Volvos
5. A$$holes who think that they are in charge of enforcing the speed limit

 

really?

I agree with minivans, but what I hate and I really mean HATE is getting stuck behind a big-ass SUV or truck and that happens quite often here.

You can't see shit past these motherf***ing tanks. They're like a death trap on the highway.

I think anyone who sees themselve in need of a Ford Excursion or Expedition, Lincoln Navigator, GMC Yukon or a car in that class has serious problems.

 

You forgot tractor trailers, dump trucks and school buses

 

1. Lincoln Towncar
2. Toyota Prius
3. Civics
4. Trucks hogging the fast lane
5. New Yorkers

 

ok, since we've moved on to state designations, I'll add:

Ohioans
Massachussetts residents

 

Camrys. Always.

 

I always get stuck behind a grand marquis or crown vic being piloted by some geriatric fool who probably couldn't drive when they were younger, but now is just a disaster waiting to happen. I can tell I'm behind one when you can't see a head in the car, just wrinkly knuckles clutching the steering wheel for dear life.

 

Acura CL/TL with a blown tranny blocking traffic.

 

1. ALL MINIVAN MAKES/MODELS
2. Most pickup truck "drivers"
3. Chevy Malibus/Impalas
4. Nissan Sentras
5. Anyone driving anything with those dreaded NJ plates.

 

It's the driver not the vehicle. I rarely do less than 75-80 on the NJTPK when I'm in the Sienna.

Old people with hats

 

Couldn't agree more. Those fuckers have no clue how to drive on NJ roads. Everytime I'm caught behind a vehicle on the NJTPK it's either from:

NY
VA
MD
PA

I guess the DE drivers know to stay the fuck outta our state.

 

LOL You ever notice how NY drivers and NJ drivers cant stand each other when it comes to driving, but the only ppl who actually complain are the aggressive speedsters (myself)who drive the same way? hahaha. I have FL plates, so ppl expect me to drive like I have all the time in the world and then look like this when I pass them in the blink of an eye.

 

mostly old people or women who cant drive!

 

even up here

 

toyota corolla - any year.

 

in no particular order:

mustang gt's driven by senior citizens
school buses
buick park av's
dodge caravans
assorted dumptrucks (there's crazy construction around here)

 

Sad to see but I stuck behind alot of AMG Mercedes driven by old people.

 

....and you are probably the atypical NY motorist who drives too slow in the left lane of NJ highways.

Back on topic:

1) Toyota Camrys
2) Non WRX/LGT Subarus
3) Corvettes (Fast cars that seem to be driven by people determined to go as slow as possible)
4) Toyota Prii
5) Any large SUV (typically a Suburban driven by a 4' tall soccer mom who insists on using their hand held cell phone while driving)

 

The minivans!!!! I hate all of them. First of all there about the uglyest things on earth and they drive so bad. They ususally on the phone driving while screaming at there kids in the back seat. I know its a stereotype but I just cant stand them.

 

Envoys always screw my V1 with the LED third brake light.

 

Chevy Tahoe and Suburban for some reason

 

1. Cop in any form
2. Volvo Station Wagon
3. Dump Truck / Cement Mixer
4. Ford Crown Vic / Mercury ?
5. Almost any SUV (since there are so many)

 

Definitely agree with ya on the New Yorkers... It doesn't matter where, but anytime I'm stuck behind someone 9/10 times its a New Yorker...actually it has gotten worse near parkway exits 140ish to 163ish.... I don't know what it is...

 

Minivans......sometimes a truck.

 

another thought: I always get stuck in "Tim Horton's" traffic which is a line around this god damn coffee shop (drive thru) that snakes out into the main road causing backups at the traffic signals in my town. You'd think they were the only ones who sell coffee.

 

it might be different in other states.

but in SO CAL:

HERE is the list:


COROLLA (I HATE THIS CAR SO MUCH)
CAMRY
PRIUS
all toyota.lexus
asians mom

 

Soccer mom's in my town never drive mini-vans, at least the "cool" ones. They all have various gas guzzlers. They are absolutely insane drivers-either in such a rush to get to soccer practice they run you off the road, or are too busy screaming at Little Billy in the backseat and go 15 mph under. If we want to add states, add in PA drivers for not realizing in every state surrounding PA, we have laws about staying right and passing left.

 

1) Cars with New York plates. Always. It is never anyone else.
2-5) cars with New York plates. It's like they want to give the left lane a blow job. They never leave it and *always* do 10 under the limit.

 

1. Ford Crown Vic " Interceptor"
2. Toyota Prius
3. Chevrolet Impala
5. FORD WINDSTAR MINIVANS
6. Humonguous SUV's sitting in left lane

 

1. Expeditions, or Escalades (Every Frikkin Version of it) and Armadas <---and its always a woman with her tits pressed up against the steering wheel doing 2mph
2. Towncars
3. Crown Vics
4. Minivans (mostly the Dodge Caravan and that ugly Nissan thing)
5. Any yellow cab

 

1. Hybrids
2. Volvo wagons
3. Mini SUVs (ex. RAV4, Escape, Element)
4. C230
5. Fed Ex trucks

 

 

and If highways are referred to as arteries then NY drivers can be referred to as LDL (bad cholesterol).

I have traveled from NJ to Florida via I95 on several occassions and it is almost ALWAYS a NY tagged car that holds up the traffic. (Sidenote: I have noticed that Va drivers have a similar characteristic except they ONLY do it in Virginia.)

 

I was on the road yesterday for a 500-mile round trip. Fucking Texans, man. They can't drive worth shit. /story