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Jun 14, 2005 | 09:53 AM

CL Platano

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Too Cool Bimmer Guy

I saw this guy on the road and just had to take a pic of him..He crashes he loses a leg easily. He drove down the highway at 70 like this..

Jun 14, 2005 | 09:56 AM

fdl

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I've seen passangers do that before, never the driver though. I dont even think I could drive like that, he must be really short.

Jun 14, 2005 | 10:05 AM

cob3683

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The could only drive like that if I was getting a blow job. Anything less....nope.

Jun 14, 2005 | 10:09 AM

bgsm1th

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WOW!!

That guy must be REALLY COOL, maybe we could hang out sometime!!

Jun 14, 2005 | 10:10 AM

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Why can't people drive in a proper seating position? It's designed like that for a reason...

Jun 14, 2005 | 10:12 AM

cob3683

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cob3683

The only way I could drive like that would be if I was getting a blow job. Anything less....nope.

Corrected to Modern English

Jun 14, 2005 | 10:17 AM

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Jun 14, 2005 | 12:03 PM

mattg

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what a douche

Jun 14, 2005 | 12:04 PM

95gt

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shocker he is in a bimmer

Jun 14, 2005 | 12:11 PM

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I can understand doing that bare feet, but with dress shoes on?

Jun 14, 2005 | 12:36 PM

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can you get a ticket for that? If no there should be a :ghey: ticket for events like this. Yea, usually it's only chicks w/ nice feet that do that on the passenger side

Jun 14, 2005 | 12:36 PM

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Hey hey now guys. Can't you see the BMW!?

I mean this guy has the right to do anything he wants. You must remember that BMW > *. Just think of the absolute power he would have if he upgraded to a 5 series. I mean he could shit on the presidents head and everyone would just high five him for it. With a 7 series he would be able to nuke a small country and it would be all good. BMW owners are like gods!

Jun 14, 2005 | 12:47 PM

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AT > MT

Jun 14, 2005 | 01:09 PM

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Time For Sleeep

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I remember you talking about this in your idiot drivers thread plat. That picture is funny as hell.

Is he smoking a cig? I hope he drops the cig on himself while he takes a drag and starts freaking out because his leg is hanging over the door. then when he tries to adjust to get the cig, he kicks his steering wheel and runs off the fucking road.

Darwinism @ its best I say. What an idiot.

Jun 14, 2005 | 01:22 PM

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This guy is a fucking idiot.

Jun 14, 2005 | 01:24 PM

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automatic fag

Jun 14, 2005 | 01:24 PM

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dom

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wsklar

AT > MT

I was thinking the same thing.

Jun 14, 2005 | 01:38 PM

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CL Platano

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Originally Posted by Time For Sleeep

Word..I forgot to mention that in here ..He is also smoking a cig. This guy seriously is a tool, for people like this I always have my digi in my car..

Jun 14, 2005 | 01:48 PM

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the more I think about, the more I would like that guy to run his ass off the road. With his FEET.

Jun 14, 2005 | 01:58 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Time For Sleeep

the more I think about, the more I would like that guy to run his ass off the road. With his FEET.

Yeah, we all hate this guy....Lets run his plates and tell his wife that he has a gay lover.

Jun 14, 2005 | 02:12 PM

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Let's check our score card

Top Down Bimmer - check
Vanity Plate - check
Smoking a Cig - check
Arm out window - check
Leg out Window - check
Shades - check

This guy is the coolest dude on the planet. Ya'll are just jealous

Jun 14, 2005 | 02:20 PM

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^^^^

Jun 14, 2005 | 02:23 PM

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dom

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Originally Posted by Mr.Fiddizzle

No hot chick in the passenger seat though.

This guys a

Jun 14, 2005 | 02:26 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dom

No hot chick in the passenger seat though.

This guys a

She's there....Her head is under the steering wheel....

Jun 14, 2005 | 02:26 PM

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He's an attention whore... If he had no shoes on, it would make more sense to have the foot out there...

How do you work a clutch like that

Do they make cars that you don't have to shift ??

Jun 14, 2005 | 02:28 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenMonster

How do you work a clutch like that

Do they make cars that you don't have to shift ??

Yes, they are call Automatics...

Jun 14, 2005 | 02:32 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenMonster

He's an attention whore... If he had no shoes on, it would make more sense to have the foot out there...

How do you work a clutch like that

Do they make cars that you don't have to shift ??

They actually do make standards that you don't need a clutch for. The computer takes care of it for you when you use the paddle shifter on the steering wheel. This jackoff couldn't possibly have that feature in a 330 BMW however so in summation: this guy is a ball sucker.

Jun 14, 2005 | 02:33 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by oneilc

They actually do make standards that you don't need a clutch for. The computer takes care of it for you when you use the paddle shifter on the steering wheel.

Greenie, now you know

Jun 14, 2005 | 02:42 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dom

Greenie, now you know

I gotta stay out of cartalk treads today... I'm getting beat up in a couple of 'em

I really need to start using <sarcasm> tags around my posts...

In the early 70's Porsche (and vw) had something called a sportamatic... it was a concept way before it's time. Funny how it's starting to catch on now...

We now return you to the bimmer bashing thread already in progress..

Jun 14, 2005 | 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Jaydef03

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bet he has a popped collar

Jun 14, 2005 | 04:57 PM

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:ghey: seriously.... gay

Jun 14, 2005 | 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Fiddizzle

Haha he is still not as cool as the guy in your avatar.

Jun 14, 2005 | 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Jaydef03

automatic fag

Jun 14, 2005 | 10:27 PM

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If I was a cop and saw that, I'd tazer the guy.

Jun 14, 2005 | 10:51 PM

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maybe he has a leg cramp? or really bad sciatica?

no, you're right, he's cool. But if I could afford lace-up shoes, i would want to show them off too.

Jun 15, 2005 | 12:08 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenMonster

He's an attention whore... If he had no shoes on, it would make more sense to have the foot out there...

How do you work a clutch like that

Do they make cars that you don't have to shift ??

Yep, attention whore. That's NOT a comfortable position. He's doing it so people would notice him driving his Bimmer. And you know what? It worked. We've got this huge thread going on just to pay attention to this guy. It's like he's now famous for wanting attention. I say BOO!