Would you also send us nudes of your wife..
Maybe invite the bros over to a not-so-discreet party at your casa..
Let us play hide the bologna while you watch..
Raise our kids, probably


J's all about that tucked life..

 

This is going to prompt another post in the General talk thread...I won't hijack here.

 

Is that your step-daughter in the whip live streaming bro.. uh oh..

 

Only time before she's like daddy can I borrow the car..
Or it's just gone

 

I'll bet J paints his calipers before June

 

Shit.. maybe before 4PM EST

 

Yeah still something doesn't look right. Coilovers are still on their way right?

Car looking good though overall. I will have to try some of this Klasse stuff.

 

I agree...I may or may not have another mod on the way and that guy offered to send me his unused
eibach pro-kit springs for the cost of shipping. Sooo...I have some options.

somehow I knew it was going to head in this direction.
Sam knows.

Apparently she only likes cars once I sell/decide to sell them...NOW she's like, great, you got rid of the Cadillac which I
loved and now the Volvo is going too. She did say "you did a good job picking this color at least (referencing the last audi I had)"
Which was a pretty big compliment coming from a 14 year old.
That's J in the car though, not her daughter although right now they look like they could be sisters.

Dude, I've mainly got elbow grease into this car and let me tell you...it astounds me the transformation one can make
if you're motivated. I was telling J what I have into the car thus far after the gross and net back from selling off that guy's suspension
I pulled and it's retarded how little it is to look how it does.

 

No, coilover order was cancelled.
There are some reasons for that...mainly rear shaft is thinner and I've read mixed reviews on them.
Also the springs are sitting on metal and have a gap to the seat so they can move around and make noise.

 

Car looks great J! It's crazy the transformation the car has made since you've got it.

It would have taken me a couple years to do that

 

I'm a nut...
one track mind.
You should watch me.
Watch me.


Thanks Tyler...you get much more in depth though. MUCH more. I've watched.

 

Red...?


Blue would be tits too.

 

Looks fantastic, just a hair too low for a daily, for me.

 

If I didn't live in South Florida, I'd agree but the roads are super smooth.
I have a guy sending me the prokit springs for shipping cost so I might tempt fate and throw those on.
I'm at 25" ftg front and 26ish rear...26 all around would be perfect.

last ditch effort would be sell all springs and get the coilsovers finally. but again, that adds a grand to cost.

Yummy, MAYBE red but after my 97 accord...I cringe at all red and blue calipers. Maybe Silver or White...

 

Silver gets my vote, let the car color speak & keep the mods subdued.

 

Only you don't like teh Vagon J..
and c'mon mang.. that A3 was shit brown... like Taco Bell Tuesday Brown.. the wurst.
You could have picked hot pink with a yellow racing strip and vinyl flames and it would have been better.

Also..
J up in the ride and you running around taking pics of it.
You lose all points.

 

Gross
Proof that asians have no taste

 

I liked it, just didn't love it!
don't worry, I didn't keep her waiting long.
NO respeks on my name.

 

Brah she on live vato, she looks hella bored
Get her out there in her bikini and show that thang off

 

she had just gotten out of work...Ody alternator took a shit Saturday morning so I drove her to and fro (I enjoy the extra few minutes together anyway )
dude, started with the interstate battery...fuckin thing was 81 months old... OG battery still working fine. I swapped to new battery
only to find charge circuit failure...so reman denso on the way along with oem driver axle as we have a vibration pretty bad under acceleration.

Anyway...she's actually mentioned taking steamy pictures on my cars...just haven't made it happen yet. I'm kind of stingy with that sort of thing...

 

I can swing by the house if you want to take some steamy pictures of her on my car.

LMK.

 

Damn 81 months is impressive these days
you waiting for her to change her mind

 

 

she won't change her mind.
but this my fuckin bakery and thems is my cupcakes.
I ain't no cuck, contrary to what the brand ownership suggests.

 

Fair enough. Yerrow...?

 

Well no one thought you were really a cuck......or maybe they did who knows

 

How about gold calipers?

 

Stahppp



His BFF is a cuck.. so at least by association
His other friends are assholes and he's definitely an asshole


Hmm... maybe or just paint match
Or go extra rice and do white or robins egg blue (his fave)
Not gonna lie.. the calipers on the S4 don't look all that sporty.. I'm sure they're tits.

I think orange is tough car color to compliment with something that pops.

 

Should have bought an RS.. dummy
I see these in J's future

 

This is solid logic.
Basically the fundamental principle of all science.

 

you know you give your bros free samples..

 

nah he pays his bros to take his free samples

 

You know J too well

 

red would be a good choice but on principle alone I can't do it.
I think silver would be cool...
funny, they ain't shaped like BBK but they basically are. The brakes on this car
stop this bitch hard. Seriously...rivals the stop the Caddy had.
and that fuckin dusting is no joke either

changed cabin filter...smelled like wet farts when you first turned on the ac before.


it wouldn't be me if it weren't parked up in the grass!

parked on even surfaces the front and rear fluctuate from 25 up to 25.5 and rear from 26 down to 25.5
still getting them springs but not sure I'm that motivated to slap em on just yet. This thing must be fire going down the road.

 

Good stuff. Definitely not a J photoshoot if it isn't on grass or the side of the freeway.

 

Tryna tell you!

 

But, you probably killed grass for that.





Wait...is that your grass?

 

YOTM, MotherFather!

 

Fuck no red, maybe yellow..
Silver would be better, but not a lot of pop and no contrast to the wheels.

Like I said, I'm sure they're tits, but they look basic AF
Like that plain jane from school study buddy not that interested, but she a freak and got that bomb ass punani
You know what I mean ninja
Shit

Them caddy brakes are superhero brakes..
Not for stopping on a dime, but for stopping at all
Don't blame the air filter bro

Fucking crop dusting the fam then turning on the AC..
like damn I need to change the filter again.
You not fooling anyone vato

 

Yellow or Gold would look best on that orange while still giving pop from the wheels. Obviously, the gold would be more subtle.

Agree with joe that the brakes look super plain though. All Audi brakes do though for the most part.