I figure this is thread worthy since every few days some more crap gets "installed." This was originally nice. Just tint and the big Yankees logo, but this year, my neighbor has completely gone insane apparently. 40 yr old fat white guy drives it.

So we'll start here, He now has painted his grill white. Added some chrome deer whistlers, and chrome trim everywhere


05/25

 

Thats gangsta

 

Meh i've seen worse.

 

Not 5 days later and we have this, A freakin hood shoop, that proclaims he has a beast of an engine, the 2/4L! 150hp, 3200lb od raw power. I forgot to add in my first post, he also color matched his guards.

Also it is now limited edition.


I'll try to keep this updated often, we could have game. what will his next part be?
5/29

 

There is an ass for every seat.

 

True.

 

he must have won the lottery to afford all that bling.

 

You'll need at least 8 exhaust pipes these days to get any attention.

 

wow, that thing actually makes the escort zx2 look good.

 

Wow.

 

dirty mexican is first thing that comes to mind...or is he white trash?

 

1st post:

 

I think it's hot like a freshly dropped turd

 

Why are you taking pictures of my car?

 

Typical Yankees fan.

 

that air scoop must add 21whp

 

You really had to add "dirty" to your ignorant comment? Some of us Mexicans may have poor taste but that doesn't mean they're dirty you dipshit.


Back on topic: WTF?!?!

 

Yea..!! You couldn't have just said white did you really have to add trash at the end?

 

from one white guy to another that has WT written all over it

 

I see your point but I had no place to say anything about the "trash" comment. I'm not white.

 

The bigger question is this: Was he brought up in a trailer park, or a motor court? It does make a difference....

 

well, he's definitely white trash, that much is obvious, he also the type of fat white guy that you wouldn't be surprised to find out was killing prostitutes or raping bunnies. I'm told by people in his building that he thinks all that chrome and assorted crap attracts ladies. Little does he know that he'll only attract Latinos with poor taste in cars and men.

I had my wife crying laughing last night pointing out his new mods. White trash version of a midlife crisis. The worst thing, I figured out how he justified those mods, SSI and DSS stimulus check. it sounds like I'm some sort of snobbish racist, but this guy is really twacked out and is under the care of the NY taxpayers.

I've got to get loaded some day and try to have a "serious" talk about cars with this guy, or at least take a scandalous picture of him in his wife beater. dont worry I keep my camera on me at all times now, god forbid I miss something

 

To bad he doesnt have hub caps he would be able to put those hub cap spinners on.

 

This is a lesson on how to spend money on your card and make it worth less/look worse.

 

this fellow is obviously ballin' out of control

 

If he was filthy rich, he'd probably be the one driving this thing around

 

Sorry to kind of get off topic, but I hate the stimulus package. It's taking all the fed taxes out of my checks, and at the end of the year, I'll probably have to write a pretty decent check to the gov. Bastards couldn't just give me 600?

 

I hate Grand Am's...not be a dick, but Grand Am's are not nice to begin with.

 

this dude needs to fucking stop raiding the pep boys/autozone!

 

Yeah grand am's are a joke to begin with, no offense.

 

If I were rich, fuck the car. I'd be driving the nice Thai or Philippino thing around standing next to the car.

 

I'm not a pontiac fan in general, but this car was clean looking at one point. Like if ya had to own one, this would have been nice, until the current riceification occurred.

I'm really wondering if Buick style fender vents are next, seems illogically logical.

 

I still think the best part of the story is that apparently he thinks the chrome attracts girls.

I really really want someone to tell me that in casual conversation sometime so I can call them an idiot.

 

Is this the guy that drives it?

 

^^ LOL at Carl playing the air guitar. He's missing the Foreigner belt.

I bet the Buick inspired port holes will find their place on his fenders.

 

Chrome trime is something that really blows my mind. It's one of the nastiest looking things you can put on basically any car IMO and yet people buy it.

Is it one of those illusions where people with little money to spend by low priced "mods" and think they'll get and gain or benefit from the purchase?

 

I painted my grill myself just to get rid off it, I'm slowly deciding if i want less chrome on the car (stock window trim is chrome) so either 3m or vinyl. At least i'm taking some time and making some decisions.

I think this guy just wants anything that is the cool factor.

 

This is could be very entertaining as it progresses.

 

Fuck I really need to carry my camera around. At lunch today I saw a pontiac that would make this look good.

Huge multi level wing
red barbed wire pin striping
some extremely cheap as wheels
2-3 differnt body colors from replacement parts
some minor/moderate body damage from fender benders
some extremely tacky window tint
+ more I'm missing I'm sure

The wheels were also wrapped over the most nasty looking rotor/caliper/brake pads I've seen in a while.

 

Get your camera.

I saw a scooter here with a spinner wheel on the rear. Does that count as , being that I am in Japan?