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Old May 12, 2006 | 04:26 AM
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raced a MB E500 in the cls

im cruising at around 75mph, i see an 2003+ E500 pass me up hella quick, so im thinkin now i have a street encounter to post on acurazine. gassed it and suprisingly i cought up and im right behind this bitch goin about 110 and im actually gaining on her, and she was smashing. so we're continuosly battling weaving in an outta traffic, i hit about 120 and theres this unmarked crown victoria, (it had the blue and red lights mounted in the rear glass) in the middle lane! so im breakin like a mutha fucka all the way down to 80 mph, shes behind me doin the same. if i didnt break first she prolly woulda gotten caught. but anyway, i passed him up at 100MPH and hes tailgating me for about 15 minutes, im like fuck- this pigs gon write me up, i slowly switch lanes and he drives right past me. damn these auto cl's are quick as fuck! gotta luv it man, damn that bitch in the e500 was hott
Old May 12, 2006 | 07:04 AM
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doesnt sound too safe sorry.
Old May 12, 2006 | 07:15 AM
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Bay; I'm going to just go ahead and refrain from inserting my opinion on this...


but 1. you're not going to get the good response here that you hoped for.

2. Prepare to be flamed, cause you're not going to get the good response here that you hoped for.

3. Please reference sleep_deprived_whatever's thread in 1st gen CL; acurazine does not take kindly to reckless driving.

4. Please do not call cops pigs; there's just no reason for it.

5. Good luck, cause you're not going to get the good response here that you hoped for.
Old May 12, 2006 | 07:24 AM
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Wow, the stupidity capacity for this thread was reached in one post. Amazing
Old May 12, 2006 | 07:40 AM
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Wow, the stupidity capacity for this thread was reached in one post. Amazing
i tried to put it nicely
Old May 12, 2006 | 07:41 AM
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a street encounter to post on acurazine. gassed it and suprisingly i cought up and im right behind this bitch goin about 110 and im actually gaining on her, and she was smashing. so we're continuosly battling weaving in an outta traffic, i hit about 120 and theres this unmarked crown victoria, (it had the blue and red lights mounted in the rear glass) in the middle lane! so im breakin like a mutha fucka all the way down to 80 mph,
Old May 12, 2006 | 08:38 AM
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Old May 12, 2006 | 12:01 PM
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cliff's notes:
yo mang i beez drivin in my cls racin some fine ho in a benz and i passed da police but they didnt give me no ticket bc i beez a slick muthafucka and now im postin that shit on tha AZ. bitches.
Old May 12, 2006 | 12:21 PM
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Old May 12, 2006 | 12:25 PM
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Old May 12, 2006 | 12:35 PM
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You are a fucking retard.
is this really sarlacc? That was awfully nice.
Old May 12, 2006 | 12:35 PM
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You truly are one of the biggest assclowns here.

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So when can we expect the title change to "Acurazine is full of retards"?

Right about now....
Old May 12, 2006 | 12:48 PM
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damn that bitch in the e500 was hott
You must get all the women with your smooth talk.
Old May 12, 2006 | 12:48 PM
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Old May 12, 2006 | 12:57 PM
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Don't listen to these idiots. That was a good race. You had me on the edge of my seat all the way through the end. The best part was weaving in and out of traffic. yeah, fak them pigs, they have nothing better to do than to stop you for endangering other people's lives? That E500 couldn't have been stock to stay with you CL like that...
Old May 12, 2006 | 01:06 PM
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Don't listen to these idiots. That was a good race. You had me on the edge of my seat all the way through the end. The best part was weaving in and out of traffic. yeah, fak them pigs, they have nothing better to do than to stop you for endangering other people's lives? That E500 couldn't have been stock to stay with you CL like that...
I'm hoping that he knows what the red text signifies
Old May 12, 2006 | 01:08 PM
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I'm hoping that he knows what the red text signifies
He probably will now!
Old May 12, 2006 | 01:13 PM
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Old May 12, 2006 | 01:16 PM
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Aren't you a little too old to be street racing? I thought the age limit was 17.
Old May 12, 2006 | 01:20 PM
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told you...

it's only going to get worse when the flood gates open, and all of ramblings comes in.

i predict an ugly lock sometime within the next two days
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Old May 12, 2006 | 01:22 PM
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Old May 12, 2006 | 02:02 PM
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so was the E500 he or a she? make up your mind


Old May 12, 2006 | 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by SSMTL01


cliff's notes:
yo mang i beez drivin in my cls racin some fine ho in a benz and i passed da police but they didnt give me no ticket bc i beez a slick muthafucka and now im postin that shit on tha AZ. bitches.


I don't care much for an "encounter" - if the hwy's empty and you wanna kill yourself, be my guest. But this guy lacks a single ounce of maturity and was obviouslly being a reckless douche. I love his usage of choice words/phrases:

"a racing encounter I could finally post on AZ"
"da pigs gonna write me up"
"damn that bitch was hot"

& my favorite

"damn, these auto cl's are quick as fuck"

CL-S 6sp maybe, but not a CL auto, will sorta keep up with an E500
Old May 12, 2006 | 02:19 PM
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You fucking assclown.
Old May 12, 2006 | 02:31 PM
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Hmmmmmmmm, this reminds me of those stupid ass teens that were street racing in mercedes here in Toronto. What was the result of their foolish actions,...........Oh they killed a cab driver. I wouldnt normally personally attack someone,........but GROW A BRAIN and stop driving like a bloody retard. You are going to get someone killed.
Old May 12, 2006 | 02:33 PM
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@ teh Gheylove getting what he deserves!

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he hasn't replied....that's not fun -_-"
Old May 12, 2006 | 03:05 PM
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Old May 12, 2006 | 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by RTSX-ASpec
he hasn't replied....that's not fun -_-"
He hasn't signed in since anyone has replied.
Old May 12, 2006 | 03:10 PM
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who are you?
Old May 12, 2006 | 03:19 PM
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You're an idiot.
Old May 12, 2006 | 03:22 PM
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You're an idiot.



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Old May 12, 2006 | 03:44 PM
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hey gaylove -

i told you from the beginning you were a fucking idiot. your first post in car talk further proves my point.
Old May 12, 2006 | 03:45 PM
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Old May 12, 2006 | 03:48 PM
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all in favor of name change to gaylove say "I"
Old May 12, 2006 | 03:50 PM
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Old May 12, 2006 | 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Baylove



if you say so.......
Old May 12, 2006 | 03:55 PM
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What the hell is that :ghey:



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