-.-

 

lol

 

"106,000 Miles. Starts with screwdriver, minor cosmetic damage. Runs great. Mass Title. Take it away for 950 "

http://capecod.craigslist.org/cto/1743689959.html

Saw this charming vehicle on craigslist earlier today haha

 

Wow.

 

"Starts with screwdriver."

 

Oh my goodness.

Cars like that make me very thankful for my TL.

 

 

my brother's 86 4Runner used to be started with a spoon. First time I saw him do it, I was like

luckily it's a cooler truck than it was before.

 

There's enough WTF of the day for the rest of the year here.

http://zilvia.net/f/off-topic-chat/3...ou-missed.html

I think the event was called Droptoberfest, if that's any indication.

 

^Oh my fuck.

 

What the Fucking Fuck?!

I'm staying the fuck out of the tristate area.. you guys win at fail.

 

 

What the fuck.

That link just blew my mind. Ive never seen that much fail in one place.

Has anyone seen that South Park episode where Cartman couldnt laugh at the jokes - he just no longer found the humor in it? Im in a similar state. There are no words to portray the way I am feeling after looking at that.....that.......mess.

Next time a meet of that caliber happens, we need to nuke it. Thats the only way to cleanse the land that those things trampled over. We need to make it uninhabitable for 100 years.

 

But in all seriousness, I'm down.

 

I think Mr. Steve's post above (#3372) shows a van driver with that thought on the way to that meet.

 

I didnt even notice that. Well played MrSteve.

 

thank you, that made my day

 

Ladies & Gentlemen, the failboat has officially been sunk in Carlisle, PA....

 

@ Carlisle. Wow.

The dude's commentary was good too.

What is it? An Escort?

 

I still can't believe they were given awards for some of those.

 

Gotta be a Hyundai Accent.

 

I think this is pretty friggin cool - the ultimate chopped VW Beetle:







And yes, it actually is drivable. I doubt its street legal though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwaVK...layer_embedded

 

Damn that thing is awesome.

I bet it's hard as fuck to sit in it though.

 

One more:





This one is street legal.

 

http://www.twincities-imports.com/cars/121

This 2004 Infiniti G35 Coupe Last Owned In MidWest Clean CarFax, Accident Free; Infiniti G35 is Sexy with 86,024 miles. This Infiniti’s Features Include: Navigation System, Black Leather Interior, Power Seats, Heated Seats, Power MoonRoof, Premium Sound System, Steering Wheel Audio Control, 6 CD Changer, AM/FM Radio, Cruise Control, Climate Control, Tinted Windows, GT-R Conversion Kit UpGrade, Hid HeadLights 18" Alloy Wheels. All Vehicles are Professionally Detailed and Pre-Inspected.

 

Someone actually got inside of that green death trap

I highly highly doubt he drives it on any sort of regular basis but if he got t-boned, his head would probably get lopped off.

that G35/350Z to GT-R front end conversion is like the Integra to CL conversion. Ugly as fuck.

 

haha commentary on the Carlisle thing was funny as hell, I laughed so hard...but yeah it's sad to think people actually find that stuff cool and clean...wtf?

 

@ the GTR conversion.

 

just when you think it couldnt get ne worse.

 

talk about a low center of gravity. i wonder how it drives

 

You can't sit down in it. You'll be dragging the chassis if you do.

 

Damn that bug is low. You need a perfectly flat road for that.

 

It should be named "the luge"

 

http://www.autoblog.com/2010/05/19/y...e-before-seve/

 

 

So you and your family/friends can tour all of San Diego like one of those open top doucle deckers in NYC

 

A Hemi with three ventiports per side? Obviously this is the V6 Hemi you've never heard about!




Chrome eyelids. Bling, bling!




Chrome door pulls, chrome door strips, chrome pillars, chrome running boards, chrome mirror covers, chrome eyelids but you cheap out on the taillight covers! Tsk, tsk. Perhaps those are on order and in the mail as we speak.




Just in case you forget which vehicle you're traveling in, the matching black and yellow seat covers will be sure to remind you. You know, just in case you missed the other dozen "Dodge" "Ram" and "Hemi" stickers.






FX4 suspension package? Do want!




Pink two-tone mexi-flush focus sedan driven by an over-weight white chick. The unpainted door pulls and mirrors enhance the contrast and accentuate the sleek lines of this naughty beast. What high-performance tuner car is complete without a set of Altezza tails?



No rubbing at all, I swear!




Hard to see but the back window graphic states "wanna race?" Good luck with that next time you are pulled over by the men in blue.




And finally, the pièce de résistance, Pep Boys Special PT Cruiser (or can we just call it the PT Bruiser, because this motha' is tough!) Watch out! It's parked across two parking lanes, this mo-fo commands respek!



Is that a motherfuking turbo with fuel injection? You bet your stupid ass it is! King cobra on a Chrysler? Hell yes! Let's see how many you can spot!



No limit mothafawka! Badass skulls ripping through the windshield? Got 'em! Ventiports on the A-pillar? Why did it take so long for someone to have the courage to apply them? Looks bitchin'!


Wolves, skulls, tribal flames, and crazy jokers show the bad-assness of the owner while the twin dachshunds and butterflies show the sensitive side.



Just one skull on the wheels? I guess we wouldn't want to be over-the-top.



Yes, those speakers are hanging ten attached to the seat with nothing but speaker wire. Notice the excellent craftsmanship and the attention to detail on the wiring.

 

WOW that sound system there looks like its pushin 10,000 watts rms.. lol

 

Straight .

 

OMG!