I'm an asshat with a story to prove it
Originally Posted by Pure Adrenaline
And stop mouthing off on the forum. It doesn't make you look cool.
The whole "I'll talk shit... I'm tough" thing is so 10, 20 years ago for most of us on this forum. Go to a Civic forum where the average is a lot lower, and you might actually impress a fellow idiot or two with your adventure story. 
This is getting kind of funny. You are obviously an idiot, I think even now you can agree with that.
"And my mentaillty is, ill race anything, wether it be a 92 taurus, or a 06 S-type. and thats not gonna change, really"
^^ That is quite possibly the dumbest thing I've ever read. You have the mentality of an 8 year old, and that's an insult to 8 year olds everywhere.
Was he even trying to race you? Let the guy in the Jag be a prick...so what. Did you honestly think that you...a naive, idiotic 17 year old douche was going to be able to do anything AT ALL to stop this guy? You were driving your Mom's Pilot for crissake.
Maybe you should go to the SA police department and ask for a Citizens On Patrol car.
Save us Officer Douchebag!!! Save us all!!!! I saw a car fail to use his turn signal the other day!!!!
"And my mentaillty is, ill race anything, wether it be a 92 taurus, or a 06 S-type. and thats not gonna change, really"
^^ That is quite possibly the dumbest thing I've ever read. You have the mentality of an 8 year old, and that's an insult to 8 year olds everywhere.
Was he even trying to race you? Let the guy in the Jag be a prick...so what. Did you honestly think that you...a naive, idiotic 17 year old douche was going to be able to do anything AT ALL to stop this guy? You were driving your Mom's Pilot for crissake.
Maybe you should go to the SA police department and ask for a Citizens On Patrol car.
Save us Officer Douchebag!!! Save us all!!!! I saw a car fail to use his turn signal the other day!!!!
Originally Posted by zainzb06tsx
i think the only person that is even asking me my side of it is NumberFive. And obviously i learnt something from it, to do not do it.
Question for the forum: Suppose the guy in the Jag posts this EXACT story his 'JaguarZine.come' if you will. And he says he ran 2 stop signs, what will his 'comrades' say to that? and ACTUALLY i was trying to get his plates, he ran 2 stop signs. thanks for the comments team!
And i dont care, ill post anything i want. What do i care? it was a story, do you really think it affects me that a whole bunch of people want me off the streets and perhaps behind bars for a night, or worst, take away my car! oh no!
Keep the critisizm going! loving it! im not going to interject in any way, its really not worth it.
And my mentaillty is, ill race anything, wether it be a 92 taurus, or a 06 S-type. and thats not gonna change, really. maybe as i growup, ill gain some knowledge, but not now. But i did learn now to chase idiots who ARE THE FIRST to put 4 peoples lives in danger, and anyone who is at stop signs. how about you guys jump on him? but nooo, attack me, since you know, im immature, 17, and i keep replying.
Question for the forum: Suppose the guy in the Jag posts this EXACT story his 'JaguarZine.come' if you will. And he says he ran 2 stop signs, what will his 'comrades' say to that? and ACTUALLY i was trying to get his plates, he ran 2 stop signs. thanks for the comments team!
And i dont care, ill post anything i want. What do i care? it was a story, do you really think it affects me that a whole bunch of people want me off the streets and perhaps behind bars for a night, or worst, take away my car! oh no!
Keep the critisizm going! loving it! im not going to interject in any way, its really not worth it.
And my mentaillty is, ill race anything, wether it be a 92 taurus, or a 06 S-type. and thats not gonna change, really. maybe as i growup, ill gain some knowledge, but not now. But i did learn now to chase idiots who ARE THE FIRST to put 4 peoples lives in danger, and anyone who is at stop signs. how about you guys jump on him? but nooo, attack me, since you know, im immature, 17, and i keep replying.
FWIW, the other guy is an idiot too, but you just added yourself to the stupid people on the road.
Originally Posted by zainzb06tsx
excuse me, how am i talking shi*? did i say even one deameaning phrase to anyone in any of my defenses?
"And i dont care, ill post anything i want. What do i care? it was a story, do you really think it affects me that a whole bunch of people want me off the streets and perhaps behind bars for a night, or worst, take away my car! oh no!"
Most people would take that quote as you saying "Your opinions are worthless". Nobody likes to hear that, and you seem fully aware of it.
Remember that episode of South Park where Cartman pretends to be a cross-dresser to get on Maury? You're acting like that right now.

It's like Trash TV being brought to the forums. Don't be another Cross-Dressing Cartman.
Okay....I'll post a semi-serious question for you numbnuts:
What if this guy was by himself, you both blow through the second stop sign and you T-bone a car that had a family of 4 in it and kill the Dad and/or Mom (I'll leave the kids out of this)?
However, the douche in the Jag makes it through and goes on his merry way.
What would you tell the cops?? What would you tell your parents? Your insurance company?? Those kids whose parent(s) aren't coming back?!
What you did qualifies you for a straight jacket or to be someone's love interest in a Texas prison.
What if this guy was by himself, you both blow through the second stop sign and you T-bone a car that had a family of 4 in it and kill the Dad and/or Mom (I'll leave the kids out of this)?
However, the douche in the Jag makes it through and goes on his merry way.
What would you tell the cops?? What would you tell your parents? Your insurance company?? Those kids whose parent(s) aren't coming back?!
What you did qualifies you for a straight jacket or to be someone's love interest in a Texas prison.
Originally Posted by zainzb06tsx
i think the only person that is even asking me my side of it is NumberFive. And obviously i learnt something from it, to do not do it.
Question for the forum: Suppose the guy in the Jag posts this EXACT story his 'JaguarZine.come' if you will. And he says he ran 2 stop signs, what will his 'comrades' say to that? and ACTUALLY i was trying to get his plates, he ran 2 stop signs. thanks for the comments team!
Question for the forum: Suppose the guy in the Jag posts this EXACT story his 'JaguarZine.come' if you will. And he says he ran 2 stop signs, what will his 'comrades' say to that? and ACTUALLY i was trying to get his plates, he ran 2 stop signs. thanks for the comments team!
They would call him a dumb ass then they would just say how the Pilot had no right to chase after him like it did. My guess the jaguar driver was freaked out from some big SUV honking and flashing it lights at him and his family. Do you really think he would try to stop with a nutcase like you on his ass?
Did you really need to chase him for that long to get his plate numbers all while breaking a bunch of laws yourself?
You gonna get shot one day by pulling this type of bullshit. You in Texas too, good luck with that.
Originally Posted by zainzb06tsx
ACTUALLY i was trying to get his plates, he ran 2 stop signs.
Of course not.....
Seriously, you came in here, seeking praise by saying, oh I tried to get his plates by running a few stop signs. You're just as bad as the dumbass in the Jaguar. Really, you're 17 years old and you have no authority over any of this shit. You broke the laws just as that idiot did, and if the cop saw you both, he'd probably come after you anyway. If you "think" you did any good for the neighborhood, oh Gsus you are terribly wrong. Next time, don't be a dumbass and just call the cops. And really, a stop sign doesn't even take that long to go through. 3 god damn seconds. You risked 3 god damn seconds just to get a dillholes license plate number. Either your eyes are god damn horrible or you just plainly don't think you'll catch up to someone.
all that about trying to get his plate is complete bs, you wanted to race him:
"so i floored it after the 1st stop sign, caught up to him so i could race him at the next stop."
i hope you evolve into a human soon you parasite
"so i floored it after the 1st stop sign, caught up to him so i could race him at the next stop."
i hope you evolve into a human soon you parasite
Originally Posted by zainzb06tsx
And yes, now i do know where he lives, exactly. What an idiot.
This is, perhaps, the most disturbing part of your post.
Almost sounds like you're planning on going back to his house at some point to exact revenge, and that's just pure insanity.
Stupid all that needs to be said, Stupid.
BTW TX has a concealed weapons law, and if he thought you might have been a danger to his family, he could have defended himself or done so on the road. Either way a bad end for you.
BTW TX has a concealed weapons law, and if he thought you might have been a danger to his family, he could have defended himself or done so on the road. Either way a bad end for you.
you guys just keep going! i was expecting it to slow down by now! but man, you guys are on a roll! well im done trying to Defend myself, theres no way i can win this. Even if i do bring up a good point, someone will most likely bring my age into it and tell me to shut up/punch me in the face/ or something immature like that. So tata!
And not to be mean, but this joerockt guy seems to have alot of hatred for me! its crazy!
And not to be mean, but this joerockt guy seems to have alot of hatred for me! its crazy!
Originally Posted by zainzb06tsx
you guys just keep going! i was expecting it to slow down by now! but man, you guys are on a roll! well im done trying to Defend myself, theres no way i can win this. Even if i do bring up a good point, someone will most likely bring my age into it and tell me to shut up/punch me in the face/ or something immature like that. So tata!
And not to be mean, but this joerockt guy seems to have alot of hatred for me! its crazy!
And not to be mean, but this joerockt guy seems to have alot of hatred for me! its crazy!
Trust every one of us when we tell you this - YOU are the problem in this thread.
[QUOTE=zainzb06tsx] well im done trying to Defend myself, theres no way i can win this. Even if i do bring up a good point, QUOTE]
1. There is NO defence for what you alledge you did.
2. There is indeed no way to win this, when you are that wrong even the late Johnny Cochran and the "Dream Team" would just concede.
3. There aren't any good points to bring up, except maybe if it was all a lie. Not a single thing you describe made any sense to do after you changed lanes due to the tail gating, however I would bet you did that just to get the guy to line up against you so you could race.
I will further assure you that if you reread this when you are 30 you will agree with ever post except your own, if you don't agree in 13 years you will be either dead or in jail...
I did a lot of stupid things when I was young and I continue to do stupid things, however even at 17 by the following day I had enough brains to know I was wrong.
1. There is NO defence for what you alledge you did.
2. There is indeed no way to win this, when you are that wrong even the late Johnny Cochran and the "Dream Team" would just concede.
3. There aren't any good points to bring up, except maybe if it was all a lie. Not a single thing you describe made any sense to do after you changed lanes due to the tail gating, however I would bet you did that just to get the guy to line up against you so you could race.
I will further assure you that if you reread this when you are 30 you will agree with ever post except your own, if you don't agree in 13 years you will be either dead or in jail...
I did a lot of stupid things when I was young and I continue to do stupid things, however even at 17 by the following day I had enough brains to know I was wrong.
Originally Posted by ZtotallynakedZ
How is this thread still open?
its providing lots of entertainment for me. Probably would have ended long ago, but this donkey keeps opening his mouth making things worse 
All I have to say to the OP is that when he gets arrested, he should exercise his right to remain silent as he's likely to talk his way into a federal pound me up the ass prison.
Originally Posted by zainzb06tsx
Even if i do bring up a good point
Please show us where you have brought up anything that resembles a good point??
By any chance are your parents related??
Originally Posted by zainzb06tsx
hey, seriously, dont bring my family into this. make fun of me all you wont, it wont effect me, but seriously
Should have thought of that before taking your moms car out.
Would suck if something happened to her thanks to your actions.
Originally Posted by zainzb06tsx
hey, seriously, dont bring my family into this. make fun of me all you wont, it wont effect me, but seriously
Terry
okay fine, yes, admitted, i was an idiot for doing what i did. i have already said that a few times, but can you guys cut me some slack. I know its hard, i put an entire family in danger, as well as myself and others driving in the area at the time, as well as any pedestrians walking at the time(just covering all my bases). What do you want me to say? That i am a retarded Fuc*nut and i should be taken of the streets? If you are basing that on this one incedent, then i agree 100%. It was the stupidest thing ive ever done (besides actually posting this story). And I apologize to anyone i offended, put down, or made angry, just by writing it. And to Joerockt, i understand that you have no respect for me after this and you dont want any 17 year old driver out there, if they drive like me. I was wrong in what I did, i was caught up in the moment and let my teenage instincts cloud my judgement. And yes, I do realize i could have seriously injured alot of people, including myself (which most of you would like to happen), and once again, I am an idiot. Sorry for writing this in the first place. And I hope most of you can look past this isolated incident and give me a chance to redeem myself. thanks.
Originally Posted by zainzb06tsx
okay fine, yes, admitted, i was an idiot for doing what i did. i have already said that a few times, but can you guys cut me some slack. I know its hard, i put an entire family in danger, as well as myself and others driving in the area at the time, as well as any pedestrians walking at the time(just covering all my bases). What do you want me to say? That i am a retarded Fuc*nut and i should be taken of the streets? If you are basing that on this one incedent, then i agree 100%. It was the stupidest thing ive ever done (besides actually posting this story). And I apologize to anyone i offended, put down, or made angry, just by writing it. And to Joerockt, i understand that you have no respect for me after this and you dont want any 17 year old driver out there, if they drive like me. I was wrong in what I did, i was caught up in the moment and let my teenage instincts cloud my judgement. And yes, I do realize i could have seriously injured alot of people, including myself (which most of you would like to happen), and once again, I am an idiot. Sorry for writing this in the first place. And I hope most of you can look past this isolated incident and give me a chance to redeem myself. thanks.
Now you're getting somewhere.
Proud of ya man.









at the OP's decision-making skills.
