Got Keyed
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Well, that's it. I got keyed.
We just moved our offices to a new location, which happens to be a great business location during the day, but at night (I work late a lot) apparently, not such a good location. My car was the only one in ground floor parking structure, and the passenger side got hit. Both doors and the rear 1/4 panel, single key line, down to the metal.
I have a $500 deductible, and the over the phone estimates are around $1500-$2000.
Ugh.
/Rant
We just moved our offices to a new location, which happens to be a great business location during the day, but at night (I work late a lot) apparently, not such a good location. My car was the only one in ground floor parking structure, and the passenger side got hit. Both doors and the rear 1/4 panel, single key line, down to the metal.
I have a $500 deductible, and the over the phone estimates are around $1500-$2000.
Ugh.
/Rant
Lance: Still got your Malibu?
Vincent: Aw, man. You know what some fucker did the other day?
Lance: What?
Vincent: Fucking keyed it.
Lance: Oh, man, that's fucked up.
Vincent: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it.
Lance: They should be fucking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent: Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
Lance: What a fucker!
Vincent: What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle.
Lance: You don't do it.
Vincent: It's just against the rules.
Vincent: Aw, man. You know what some fucker did the other day?
Lance: What?
Vincent: Fucking keyed it.
Lance: Oh, man, that's fucked up.
Vincent: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it.
Lance: They should be fucking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent: Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
Lance: What a fucker!
Vincent: What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle.
Lance: You don't do it.
Vincent: It's just against the rules.
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Didn't you tell someone here to get bent recently....??
A few people... Lol.
And I would LOVE to go Pulp Fiction on the fawkers. Matter of fact, I might have to pull a surveillance before it gets too hot here....
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no it sucks my tl was flawless when i got it.
one week later from right behind the gas cap all the way down to the drivers door and a big dent in the door from the other car... i saw the girl sleeping in the car thought nothing of it since it was raining. this was at the club i parked in the very back no cars around me. next day i saw it
down to the metal...quoted 2300 to fix..
hope they fix it back to stock for you. what color is your car?
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Originally Posted by CLpower
that sucks, i've had a few cars get keyed....one a week after getting it repainted
It's NBP, and with 26K miles, the paint is showroom pretty (except the front bumper, thanks rocks...)
Just put another layer of Klasse SG on it two weeks ago....
Originally Posted by stogie1020
That is my fear right now. I need to figure out how to get a spot in the controlled access below-building lot that is completely full.
It's NBP, and with 26K miles, the paint is showroom pretty (except the front bumper, thanks rocks...)
Just put another layer of Klasse SG on it two weeks ago....
It's NBP, and with 26K miles, the paint is showroom pretty (except the front bumper, thanks rocks...)
Just put another layer of Klasse SG on it two weeks ago....

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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Don't you carry?
Yes. If I had seen them in action, the pistol would have been the sweet blessing they would have prayed for to make the pain stop...
Originally Posted by bgsm1th
haha, that's always a good move, take a picture of you in action...like it wasn't obvious who it would by anyway.
that chick looks a lot like my wife actually.
that chick looks a lot like my wife actually.Pics of your wife?
Originally Posted by AZuser
A pissed off ex?
I agree with Dom, there is no more a cowardice move then fucking with a man's car. I hope karma gets the little barstards in some way shape or form.
Originally Posted by stogie1020
Yes. If I had seen them in action, the pistol would have been the sweet blessing they would have prayed for to make the pain stop...
shooting someone thats fucking with your car leads to.........
Jail then getting surprise butt sex in the shower by KKK.
ionno but i got keyed a few months ago, thread's here as well
none for mine, immature little pricks that don't know boundaries
invest in a car cover my friend, i will be purchasing one as well.
none for mine, immature little pricks that don't know boundaries
invest in a car cover my friend, i will be purchasing one as well.
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Originally Posted by Ken1997TL
Buy an alligator 

The 84 year old chain smoking woman who is the "Security Guard" told me that it was really unfortunate that this happened to me. Duh. No cameras in the structure, but I have a line on an underground, controlled access parking spot.
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Originally Posted by LIPPSTUH
ionno but i got keyed a few months ago, thread's here as well
none for mine, immature little pricks that don't know boundaries
invest in a car cover my friend, i will be purchasing one as well.
none for mine, immature little pricks that don't know boundaries
invest in a car cover my friend, i will be purchasing one as well.
That would probably just make the kids curious. Then, when they lift the cover and are disappointed to only find some shitty Acura TSX, they would eff it up anyway...
Originally Posted by stogie1020
That would probably just make the kids curious. Then, when they lift the cover and are disappointed to only find some shitty Acura TSX, they would eff it up anyway...
Originally Posted by stogie1020
A few people... Lol.
And I would LOVE to go Pulp Fiction on the fawkers. Matter of fact, I might have to pull a surveillance before it gets too hot here....
And I would LOVE to go Pulp Fiction on the fawkers. Matter of fact, I might have to pull a surveillance before it gets too hot here....
Sorry to hear about the damage, though.
Just a thought: mistaken identity if someone else in the garage has a black TSX like your car?
Sucks dude, happened to me too two days after buying my Accord. My only suggestion is to avoid Collision on Wheels. I took the cheap route and have had nothing but issues with their repaint. I also had a much bigger deductable than you and was feeling cheap since it was two days after buying the car. Still pisses me off thinking about it. In fact, someone just left two black bumper marks on my back bumper that I had to rub out (no jokes please) tonight with some bug/tar remover and some microfiber clothes. Thankfully they both came off and no scrapes remaining.
So where exactly you working now so I know where to avoid parking my car at night?
So where exactly you working now so I know where to avoid parking my car at night?
it was one of the not pretty girls in the pretty girl thread that you called pig-vomit...i guess you deserved it...aaahahahaha,
sorry to hear it tho, destroying someone elses property is the ultimate bitch made move out there...let us know how everything turns out
and you say you work late? you work? i thought they just paid you to respond to every thread that exists on azine
sorry to hear it tho, destroying someone elses property is the ultimate bitch made move out there...let us know how everything turns out
and you say you work late? you work? i thought they just paid you to respond to every thread that exists on azine






I'd be pissed.
sucks dude.



sorry to hear it