cut his brake lines, so when he tries to stop BAM!!! LMAO

 

 

BB's in the door is a good one, but someone would die if they did that to me.

 

or loosen the lug nuts on his wheels so when he goes to drive off they fall off...

 

Drill a small 1/4 inch hole in the muffler towards the rear and take some great stuff high expansion foam and fill er up. Wait for him to start the car and blow the muffler wide open at the seam. Ive done that before as well, but that is a little destructive unless you dont care. We do stuff like that to our beater cars. We have pulled drive shafts off, jacked the cars up and put them on concrete blocks, jacked them up on car dollies and moved them sideways in parking spots, or up on curbs, painted with kids paint, sprayed spray adhesive on the windows and stuck paper to them... there are more things, i just need to remember

 

Did you eat paint chips while sitting under power lines as a kid?

 

 

I did live near a nuclear power plant

 

I went to my brother's school on a day I had off and moved his car to another lot. His expression was priceless.

 

I once took in a bunch of fumes from pepper spray. Some girl sprayed some on the floor just a few feet from me. It just made me cough nonstop for 2-3 minutes. I think if you put pepper spray near the A/C intake, it'll have a similar result, if anything.

and this thread reminds me of a prank a bunch of idiots pulled on my math teacher when I was a junior in high school. He drove a Mini Cooper, so a group of them got together, picked up the car and turned it sideways (90 degrees) in it's parking spot. The teacher had to spend a few thousand to get the alignment/suspension fixed back up. No joke

 

I used to own a Fiat 124 Spyder, but replaced the steering wheel with a small leather Momo wheel, but I kept the original long after the rest of the car rusted away. Twenty years later, I was at a neighbour's whose sister was also there for a visit; she'd arrived in a 124 Syder.

I said "Nice car," and later snuck out, went back to my house, and got my Fiat steering wheel. I came back in, said I couldn't resist and had to sit in her car, but the steering wheel came off in my hands - and I showed her MY steering wheel. She was horrified, and obviously not happy. I pointed out that it was, perhaps, better that the steering wheel had come off when the car was parked, rather than on the highway.

We all went out to survery the "damage", and those of us who knew that my steering wheel lived - as art - on my son's bedroom wall laughed.

 

Love those thousand dollar alignments!

 

Fair to say Rapture didn't do so well in jr. high math. 288

 

flipping a car is the worst prank i can possibly think of. thread saved for as soon as im done with finals

 

Reading Is Fundamental

He didn't say an actual alignment cost thousands of dollars... he said the teacher spent thousands of dollars fixing the suspension and alignment. I'm sure the alignment was under $100 and the rest was suspension work...

 

Fair to say Majofo didn't do so well in jr. high Engrish.

 

 

turn the A/C to full blast, turn off car, pour talcom powder in vents. POOF!