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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 11:59 AM
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Unhappy Fml :-(

I'm still shaken up, but I'm glad as hell I walked away.

Despite what knocks anyone still tries to say against Dodge, the car kept me safe. I just got home about an hour ago...basically sat around holding my kids being thankful.

Babies were fed, Wife was cool, and the morning weather was AMAZING. So, I decided to take the beast for a cruise. My usual route....10, PCH, canyon back to 405, home.

Well, I didn't much farther than the PCH. I know people generally consider parts of this road to be dangerous...fact is it was my own fault. I ran out of brains before talent. I was having a nice cruise and got a little impatient with traffic and when I had an opening I gunned it...

I guess I just wasn't used to having almost 400 lbs of torque at the wheels. I lost the car, got sideways, and when I stupidly hit the gas, the tires reconnected and I went head first into a fucking rock barrier on the side of the highway. Needless to say the car is toast. I walked away scared as piss. I'll be feeling that seatbelt and airbag tomorrow.

Its not fun standing on the side of a busy highway looking like a total jackass...especially having to explain everything to the cops. They felt I was embarrassed enough at they didnt give me a ticket.

Anyway...thankful to be alive...not sure what insurance will pay out...but its probably enough to get a used a truck and call it day

I'm gonna go hang with my kids...When I can get my head around what happened I'm sure I'll be crying my eyes out about losing my baby.



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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 12:02 PM
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Wow, glad you're ok!

















April fool's?
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 12:02 PM
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glad you walked away, David.
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 12:09 PM
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Wow. Sorry to hear but I'm glad you're doing okay. Mistakes happen.
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 12:11 PM
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Ooo. Hopefully that's totalled.
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 12:12 PM
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Im hoping this is an April Fools joke.


But if it isnt, Im glad youre safe.
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by achenator
Wow, glad you're ok!

April fool's?
+1?

I am having a hard time believing this because you said cops didn't give you a ticket.


if not that fucking sucks dude. But be glad you are ok and that you didn't hurt anyone or kill anyone with your stupidity.
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 12:15 PM
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Oh yeah, forgot about April fools. Hah.
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by myron
+1?

I am having a hard time believing this because you said cops didn't give you a ticket.


if not that fucking sucks dude. But be glad you are ok and that you didn't hurt anyone or kill anyone with your stupidity.
Cops out here all have Chargers. They are Mopar guys. They saw how sick I looked and figured I'd suffered enough.
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 12:21 PM
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awww dude I loved your car, glad you're ok
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 12:22 PM
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Oh, man I really hope this is an April Fool's joke...

If it's not, very sorry to hear. I can't imagine how bad that must've felt Glad you were able to walk away and get home, though.

Really hope it's April Fool's...
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 12:22 PM
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You fucking moron!!! How about you dont risk the lives of others on the road.
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 12:25 PM
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April fools?!?!?!?!?!
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 12:26 PM
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I'm thinking there's a high chance this is April's fools fun. Unless his name is really David Speck and he went to the trouble to put a water mark on his photo.
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Brandon24pdx
I'm thinking there's a high chance this is April's fools fun. Unless his name is really David Speck and he went to the trouble to put a water mark on his photo.
It is but I don't think those are his wheels.
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 12:29 PM
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Those aren't your wheels
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 12:30 PM
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Its also the same style photo as his others.





in his thread, he has on the charger wheels.
Terry deleted his comment about the wheels.
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 12:31 PM
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Im going april fools.
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 12:34 PM
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Gah I'm not sure how to reply. I'm VERY sorry if it indeed happened.

If its an April Fools joke..well...haha.
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 12:34 PM
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April fools?

It's not his car - he had stock rims last time he took the pics.
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 12:36 PM
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the wrecked one looks like plum purple. but cant tell due to the photo edits
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 12:41 PM
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Looks higher than before? I'm going with april fools...
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 12:44 PM
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April Fools Likely-O-Meter:

Likely--|-------Not Likely
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 12:48 PM
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I'm betting Sarlacc isn't David Speck. http://www.flickr.com/photos/davidspeck
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 12:49 PM
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I'm betting Sarlacc isn't David Speck. http://www.flickr.com/photos/davidspeck
Ummm, that IS me.
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Sarlacc
Ummm, that IS me.
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 12:51 PM
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Shit. I take back what i said then. No hard feelings?
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 12:52 PM
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Sarlacc's car looks lower, has different wheels, and the wrecked one seems to have red brake calipers.

And considering Sarlacc's not commenting on the joke, I'm going to say it's April Fool's.
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 12:58 PM
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Shit. I take back what i said then. No hard feelings?
Gee, is that cause you remeber what is was like when you wrapped your car around a tree?
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 12:59 PM
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Aman
Sarlacc's car looks lower, has different wheels, and the wrecked one seems to have red brake calipers.

And considering Sarlacc's not commenting on the joke, I'm going to say it's April Fool's.
I have MGT red caliper covers, I just hadnt taken current pics.
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 01:00 PM
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Must be irritating that every one isnt taking you seriously.
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by WILLDOGS
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I've got more important things than to dispute the date.

There has been no photochopping. All the pics are real.
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Aman
Sarlacc's car looks lower, has different wheels, and the wrecked one seems to have red brake calipers.

And considering Sarlacc's not commenting on the joke, I'm going to say it's April Fool's.
I was thinking the same thing. This has to be an April fool's joke because he would've ripped a new asshole to all the people making jokes.
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 01:06 PM
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I was thinking the same thing. This has to be an April fool's joke because he would've ripped a new asshole to all the people making jokes.
My twins are exactly 8 weeks old today, is that a joke, too?

Having them staring at me kinda puts things into perspective about getting uppity towards those who do or do not want to believe.
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 01:08 PM
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Oops then I take back what I said.
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 01:12 PM
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Gee, is that cause you remeber what is was like when you wrapped your car around a tree?


Man fuck off now, seriously. I got so much shit on you that i should just air it out now on the forums.

Its not even funny to bring up that.
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 01:13 PM
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I guess I'm in a bind...
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Crazy Acura
Man fuck off now, seriously. I got so much shit on you that i should just air it out now on the forums.

Its not even funny to bring up that.
Hurts dont it. How do you think that tree still feels?
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Old Apr 1, 2011 | 01:25 PM
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I'm going with April Fools
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