chicken vs porsche: porsche wins
06-28-2005 | 02:16 PM
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06-28-2005 | 04:50 PM
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Jimmie: "Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, "Dead roosters storage"?"
Jules: "Jimmie..."
Jimmie: "Answer the question! Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead roosters storage"?"
Jules: "Naw man, I didn't."
Jimmie: "You know why you didn't see that sign?"
Jules: "Why?"
Jimmie: "'Cause storin' dead roosters ain't my fuckin' business!"
Jules: "Jimmie..."
Jimmie: "Answer the question! Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead roosters storage"?"
Jules: "Naw man, I didn't."
Jimmie: "You know why you didn't see that sign?"
Jules: "Why?"
Jimmie: "'Cause storin' dead roosters ain't my fuckin' business!"
06-29-2005 | 08:12 AM
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That's a Pheasant.
I'm a mod on 6speedonline and Funcars. We had some discussions whether it's real or not. Notice how the splatter on the driver's seat hit parts of the seat that should have been occupied by the driver? In other words, was it empty and the pheasant/chicket 'shot' at the windshield with a cannon?
No one seems to know, but I think it was shot at it. I can't see how it could happen while driving. The speeds just don't seem possible. That combined with the way that splatter is all over the driver's seat where a driver should have been.
I'm a mod on 6speedonline and Funcars. We had some discussions whether it's real or not. Notice how the splatter on the driver's seat hit parts of the seat that should have been occupied by the driver? In other words, was it empty and the pheasant/chicket 'shot' at the windshield with a cannon?
No one seems to know, but I think it was shot at it. I can't see how it could happen while driving. The speeds just don't seem possible. That combined with the way that splatter is all over the driver's seat where a driver should have been.
06-30-2005 | 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Scott in Houston
That's a Pheasant.
I'm a mod on 6speedonline and Funcars. We had some discussions whether it's real or not. Notice how the splatter on the driver's seat hit parts of the seat that should have been occupied by the driver? In other words, was it empty and the pheasant/chicket 'shot' at the windshield with a cannon?
No one seems to know, but I think it was shot at it. I can't see how it could happen while driving. The speeds just don't seem possible. That combined with the way that splatter is all over the driver's seat where a driver should have been.
I'm a mod on 6speedonline and Funcars. We had some discussions whether it's real or not. Notice how the splatter on the driver's seat hit parts of the seat that should have been occupied by the driver? In other words, was it empty and the pheasant/chicket 'shot' at the windshield with a cannon?
No one seems to know, but I think it was shot at it. I can't see how it could happen while driving. The speeds just don't seem possible. That combined with the way that splatter is all over the driver's seat where a driver should have been.
Also, technically the chicken wins, given the condition of the car
07-01-2005 | 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Scott in Houston
In other words, was it empty and the pheasant/chicket 'shot' at the windshield with a cannon?
No one seems to know, but I think it was shot at it. I can't see how it could happen while driving. The speeds just don't seem possible. That combined with the way that splatter is all over the driver's seat where a driver should have been.
No one seems to know, but I think it was shot at it. I can't see how it could happen while driving. The speeds just don't seem possible. That combined with the way that splatter is all over the driver's seat where a driver should have been.
Begs the question why someone would ever bother to do that. I saw pictures not too long ago where a Viper hit a bird at high speed. Definitely caused a good amount of damage. At high speed, and if the driver reflexively ducked, I can definitely see damage like that occuring.
Originally Posted by observer
Everyone assumed the chicken had gone through the windshield while the car was moving. But it's also possible that the chicken was dropped from a high rise building and hit the parked car.
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