ever notice how anyone who drives one, drives like a cocksucker?

I had to deal with a bastard driving a Z3 2.8i on the freeway on the way home.

so he rides my ass while I'm going 80 in a 65, I try to get over, but he gets over in right lane, then cuts in front of me by maybe 2 feet.

So I let him have it. I go down in 3rd gear, and I can't even floor it b/c I'd run him over.


Poor guy spent over 30 grand to drive like a jackass in a slow car

 

:ibtmtocartalkorracingorjustlocked:

 

My dad has a infiniti...he doesnt drive like a cocksucker...

that Q45 has got some power to it....340HP :-D

 

mmm...Q45... I had a 1991 A model


I guess I could have limited it to "sports" models

 

Ever notice how people with 884 posts still can't post in the right forum??

 

Maybe you took too long in the left lane, then he got tired of waiting for you to move over so he moved over at the same time.

Happenes all the time. If you are in the left lane and someone is coming up faster behind you, then you should move over right away. No matter how fast you are going. IMO

 

<---- jackass in a Audi

 

holy over-generalization batman!

Actually, the worst drivers I encounter like this are ovners of modded Civics and Accords

 

^ werd

 

And 17 year olds in CL-s's...

oh wait...he said cocksucker, not total idiot...

 

i have both an acura and a bmw. am i jackass driver or not? lol

 

There are quite a few cocky G owners around where I live. Need to educate them every now and again.

However to say all BMW or Infiniti drivers are dicks is pretty stupid.

 

I'm tired of those fckn cocksucker infiniti/nissan owners.. pos assholes. I for one applaud DrDre candid remarks.

 

Especially those damn Z drivers!

 

whoa whoa whoa

 

 

How come noone hates Lexus drivers? They act as though there cars are the best in the world and always knockin other brands =P. Or maybe just Clublexus.com

 

yeah, like totally. they are fuckkn cocksuckers too. assholes. fck them all

 

you know damn well who that was aimed at

 

Hands down, the worst drivers are those with IS300's and Buick LeSabres.

 

My guess is that 70-80 percent of BMW drivers buy them for the status & image that they believe the car gives them.
Unfortunately, I happen to know several people who fall into that category.
They couldn’t find the hood release or the tire jack if their life depended on it.
But they sure do know how to point out that emblem on the hood.

 

This statement can be made across all makes and models. Douches in pickup, SUVs, sedans... Import or domestic.

 

So which make is void of "asshole drivers"?? Did they have to sign a disclaimer at purchase??

 

Any hybrid owner gets a 'no-asshole driver' pass card.

 

There are fvcksticks that drive all sorts of cars... you can't really point the finger in most cases.
It's fun to laugh at certain types of people's driving habits though, especially when they're driving their car like it's an F1 racer and it's slow as donkey turd... I always wonder what is wrong with people like that. Like they're missing large portions of their brain, or they have serious issues with reality.
Interestingly enough, most of the cars I see on the road with the *real* power are the ones driving conservatively in the middle lane.

 

I agree, but the normal / asshole ratio is MUCH higher with BMW then any other brand.

 

BMW Loan officer:
“I’m sorry sir”…
“While your credit is excellent, you’re just not a big enough asshole for me to approve this purchase.”

 

Perhaps you should join the BMW ranks to offset the over-population of assholes...



M3

 

That's exactly the problem with many BMW and MB drivers. All status, no knowledge.

 

Here's a classic...

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?



































The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

 

theres nothign that annoys me more then assholes in teh left lane going slow AHHEM*probablythreadstarter*AHHEM

 

Typically, those are NY City (not upstate) drivers on NJ highways: they drive like Michael Schumacher in NYC but like Miss Daisy in NJ.

 

I hate almost everyone that drives............period. Most everyone is an asshole, myself included.

 

haha thats awsome

 

Well I guess I learned my lesson!!

lesson #1--Post every single detail or some guy lurking with a chip on his shoulder will unleash a "jump-to-conclusion" smartass comment.


I was doing 80 in a 65, passing most people, and yes, slow drivers were pretty much allowing me room to drive in left lane. We pass under a bridge, where there is, an onramp! the guy sped up and merged straight into the left lane, since I was speeding as is, I waiting to go into the right lane until the right lane was open. When it was, I was cut off. Thanks




And unless I'm trying to sell something, I pretty much post everything in 1st gen. we get like what, 10 new posts a day?

 

"I call it a 'Jump-to-Conclusions' Mat!"


"That really is the worst idea I've ever heard"

 

If Acura doesn’t get its head out of its ass, I probably will.

But back to topic…..
Would I offset or contribute …. The jury is still out I guess.

 

I hate acura owners who complain :hitler:

 

i prefer asshole drivers over bad drivers. bad asshole drivers are reaallly bad.

 

If they’re going slower then me they’re an ASSHOLE
If they’re going faster then me they’re a MANIAC

George Carlin