BMW and INFINITI
12-05-2004, 04:32 PM
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BMW and INFINITI
ever notice how anyone who drives one, drives like a cocksucker?
I had to deal with a bastard driving a Z3 2.8i on the freeway on the way home.
so he rides my ass while I'm going 80 in a 65, I try to get over, but he gets over in right lane, then cuts in front of me by maybe 2 feet.
So I let him have it. I go down in 3rd gear, and I can't even floor it b/c I'd run him over.
Poor guy spent over 30 grand to drive like a jackass in a slow car
I had to deal with a bastard driving a Z3 2.8i on the freeway on the way home.
so he rides my ass while I'm going 80 in a 65, I try to get over, but he gets over in right lane, then cuts in front of me by maybe 2 feet.
So I let him have it. I go down in 3rd gear, and I can't even floor it b/c I'd run him over.
Poor guy spent over 30 grand to drive like a jackass in a slow car
12-05-2004, 07:35 PM
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Maybe you took too long in the left lane, then he got tired of waiting for you to move over so he moved over at the same time. 
Happenes all the time. If you are in the left lane and someone is coming up faster behind you, then you should move over right away. No matter how fast you are going. IMO
Happenes all the time. If you are in the left lane and someone is coming up faster behind you, then you should move over right away. No matter how fast you are going. IMO
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12-05-2004, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by pimpscls
^ werd
oh wait...he said cocksucker, not total idiot...
12-05-2004, 08:54 PM
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There are quite a few cocky G owners around where I live. Need to educate them every now and again.
However to say all BMW or Infiniti drivers are dicks is pretty stupid.
However to say all BMW or Infiniti drivers are dicks is pretty stupid.
12-05-2004, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by synth19
I'm tired of those fckn cocksucker infiniti/nissan owners.. pos assholes. I for one applaud DrDre candid remarks.
Especially those damn Z drivers!
12-05-2004, 10:32 PM
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How come noone hates Lexus drivers? They act as though there cars are the best in the world and always knockin other brands =P. Or maybe just Clublexus.com
12-05-2004, 10:40 PM
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yeah, like totally. they are fuckkn cocksuckers too. assholes. fck them all
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How come noone hates Lexus drivers? They act as though there cars are the best in the world and always knockin other brands =P. Or maybe just Clublexus.com
12-06-2004, 02:01 AM
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Originally Posted by TypeSAddict
whoa whoa whoa
12-06-2004, 03:57 AM
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Hands down, the worst drivers are those with IS300's and Buick LeSabres.
12-06-2004, 06:21 AM
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My guess is that 70-80 percent of BMW drivers buy them for the status & image that they believe the car gives them.
Unfortunately, I happen to know several people who fall into that category.
They couldn’t find the hood release or the tire jack if their life depended on it.
But they sure do know how to point out that emblem on the hood.
Unfortunately, I happen to know several people who fall into that category.
They couldn’t find the hood release or the tire jack if their life depended on it.
But they sure do know how to point out that emblem on the hood.
12-06-2004, 07:58 AM
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So which make is void of "asshole drivers"?? 
Did they have to sign a disclaimer at purchase??
Did they have to sign a disclaimer at purchase??
12-06-2004, 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted by F23A4
So which make is void of "asshole drivers"?? Did they have to sign a disclaimer at purchase??
Did they have to sign a disclaimer at purchase??
12-06-2004, 11:18 AM
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There are fvcksticks that drive all sorts of cars... you can't really point the finger in most cases.
It's fun to laugh at certain types of people's driving habits though, especially when they're driving their car like it's an F1 racer and it's slow as donkey turd... I always wonder what is wrong with people like that. Like they're missing large portions of their brain, or they have serious issues with reality.
Interestingly enough, most of the cars I see on the road with the *real* power are the ones driving conservatively in the middle lane.
It's fun to laugh at certain types of people's driving habits though, especially when they're driving their car like it's an F1 racer and it's slow as donkey turd... I always wonder what is wrong with people like that. Like they're missing large portions of their brain, or they have serious issues with reality.
Interestingly enough, most of the cars I see on the road with the *real* power are the ones driving conservatively in the middle lane.
12-06-2004, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Scrib
This statement can be made across all makes and models. Douches in pickup, SUVs, sedans... Import or domestic.
12-06-2004, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Shawn S
I agree, but the normal / asshole ratio is MUCH higher with BMW then any other brand.
M3
12-06-2004, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Shawn S
My guess is that 70-80 percent of BMW drivers buy them for the status & image that they believe the car gives them.
Unfortunately, I happen to know several people who fall into that category.
They couldn’t find the hood release or the tire jack if their life depended on it.
But they sure do know how to point out that emblem on the hood.
Unfortunately, I happen to know several people who fall into that category.
They couldn’t find the hood release or the tire jack if their life depended on it.
But they sure do know how to point out that emblem on the hood.
That's exactly the problem with many BMW and MB drivers. All status, no knowledge.
12-06-2004, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Shawn S
BMW Loan officer:
“I’m sorry sir”…
“While your credit is excellent, you’re just not a big enough asshole for me to approve this purchase.”
“I’m sorry sir”…
“While your credit is excellent, you’re just not a big enough asshole for me to approve this purchase.”
Here's a classic...What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
12-06-2004, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Python2121
theres nothign that annoys me more then assholes in teh left lane going slow AHHEM*probablythreadstarter*AHHEM
Typically, those are NY City (not upstate) drivers on NJ highways: they drive like Michael Schumacher in NYC but like Miss Daisy in NJ.
12-06-2004, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Python2121
theres nothign that annoys me more then assholes in teh left lane going slow AHHEM*probablythreadstarter*AHHEM
Well I guess I learned my lesson!!
lesson #1--Post every single detail or some guy lurking with a chip on his shoulder will unleash a "jump-to-conclusion" smartass comment.
I was doing 80 in a 65, passing most people, and yes, slow drivers were pretty much allowing me room to drive in left lane. We pass under a bridge, where there is, an onramp! the guy sped up and merged straight into the left lane, since I was speeding as is, I waiting to go into the right lane until the right lane was open. When it was, I was cut off. Thanks
And unless I'm trying to sell something, I pretty much post everything in 1st gen. we get like what, 10 new posts a day?
12-06-2004, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by DrDre1443
Well I guess I learned my lesson!!
lesson #1--Post every single detail or some guy lurking with a chip on his shoulder will unleash a "jump-to-conclusion" smartass comment.
lesson #1--Post every single detail or some guy lurking with a chip on his shoulder will unleash a "jump-to-conclusion" smartass comment.
"I call it a 'Jump-to-Conclusions' Mat!"
"That really is the worst idea I've ever heard"
12-06-2004, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Scrib
Perhaps you should join the BMW ranks to offset the over-population of assholes...
M3
M3
But back to topic…..
Would I offset or contribute …. The jury is still out I guess.
12-06-2004, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Minch00
I hate almost everyone that drives............period. Most everyone is an asshole, myself included.