Central california chat thread
#1281
it was. for a day..i think i got hacked. it said i violated user terms of agreement and my account was blocked and the ad was removed.
fucking lame
and yet i still get spam emails from that ad
fucking lame
and yet i still get spam emails from that ad
#1282
send me some shots of your ride, Ill do u up a great C-list ad.
#1283
Well I had a day on Monday, around 5:30 pm,I am in the RSx coming back from the bodacious town of Hanford on Highway 43 heading to highway 99 . Had one of California's finest zipping in the opposite direction flip around turn on his lights and start zigging in and out of traffic behind me, now keep in mind traffice is medium heavy and we are all doing 65 to 70mph, I assume Huh must be an accident up ahead but no low in behold he seems content to drop in behind me and pull me over now keep in mind the 2 of us in the car both from the Class of 73 both in shirts and ties. This fine specimen of CHP strolls up past the front of the car and points and smiles at the lack of front license plate motions for the passenger side window to be rolled down and to his suprise there is myself and my associate.
The first words out his mouth was he pursued me because I was speeding, I politley explained to him that 70 mph was not speeding and that if wished he could sit back in his car I would go back up the 43 a mile or so and show him what speeding truly was.
He appeared not find humor in my comment as he requested all my info licenses etc. and went back to his car. Of the course the gentlemen sitting next to me found great humor in my comment.
Within a few moments I was graced with a flock of CHP with a full compliment of lights. All coming to assist I presumed in the "Capture " speeding vehicle doing 70 in a 55 on this busy stretch of road, but to my surprise thay had shown up to show there apreciation of my RSX and asked me to get out my car and take them on a tour of the RSX. I showed off with great delight my headlights, They marveled at my engine compartment, Had me start it and rev it up for them, They all smiled in appreciation as they oohed to the growl of the exhaust as they put there sounding device to the sweet purr and of course I quiped are you recording the sound, they relished in my humor, They seemed in awe as I displayed the effortless motion of my power windows as they commented on the tint of my window's, We moved on with the tour of the RSX, they seemed so inthralled, as they measured the hieght of my headlights, the color of the low beams high beams and of course yes my yellow fogs. The measuring did not end there as they took zeal in measuring bumper hieghts clearances under the car, with each measure they would huddle and then break into formation, I commented to them they reminded me of the Colts with Peyton at the line changing formations. They seemed to truly appreciate my words of encouragement. After 30 minutes or so of oogling over the RSX, They invited me to see one there rides, I expressed gratitude for the offer as I proudly pay a lot of money in California Taxes and would like to share the moment with them of seeing one of there whips. Inside the front seat, the First CHP proudly showed me his radar device so brilliantly displaying my 70 mph reading. I was lost for words, He then told me in running my ID he had found that I had been stopped numerous times for speeding but appeared to have beaten my 10 speeding tickets. I blushed with pride. He then extended a written invitation to me to visit Selma, I accepted his invitation, He told me he truly appreciated my RSX but that I needed to be a proud Californian and display my Front plate I smiled and started to walk to my Car, I stopped turned around smiled and said to this fine example of a CHP I have only 2 more words for you Sir..TICKET ASSASSIN and got in my car and left
The first words out his mouth was he pursued me because I was speeding, I politley explained to him that 70 mph was not speeding and that if wished he could sit back in his car I would go back up the 43 a mile or so and show him what speeding truly was.
He appeared not find humor in my comment as he requested all my info licenses etc. and went back to his car. Of the course the gentlemen sitting next to me found great humor in my comment.
Within a few moments I was graced with a flock of CHP with a full compliment of lights. All coming to assist I presumed in the "Capture " speeding vehicle doing 70 in a 55 on this busy stretch of road, but to my surprise thay had shown up to show there apreciation of my RSX and asked me to get out my car and take them on a tour of the RSX. I showed off with great delight my headlights, They marveled at my engine compartment, Had me start it and rev it up for them, They all smiled in appreciation as they oohed to the growl of the exhaust as they put there sounding device to the sweet purr and of course I quiped are you recording the sound, they relished in my humor, They seemed in awe as I displayed the effortless motion of my power windows as they commented on the tint of my window's, We moved on with the tour of the RSX, they seemed so inthralled, as they measured the hieght of my headlights, the color of the low beams high beams and of course yes my yellow fogs. The measuring did not end there as they took zeal in measuring bumper hieghts clearances under the car, with each measure they would huddle and then break into formation, I commented to them they reminded me of the Colts with Peyton at the line changing formations. They seemed to truly appreciate my words of encouragement. After 30 minutes or so of oogling over the RSX, They invited me to see one there rides, I expressed gratitude for the offer as I proudly pay a lot of money in California Taxes and would like to share the moment with them of seeing one of there whips. Inside the front seat, the First CHP proudly showed me his radar device so brilliantly displaying my 70 mph reading. I was lost for words, He then told me in running my ID he had found that I had been stopped numerous times for speeding but appeared to have beaten my 10 speeding tickets. I blushed with pride. He then extended a written invitation to me to visit Selma, I accepted his invitation, He told me he truly appreciated my RSX but that I needed to be a proud Californian and display my Front plate I smiled and started to walk to my Car, I stopped turned around smiled and said to this fine example of a CHP I have only 2 more words for you Sir..TICKET ASSASSIN and got in my car and left
Last edited by wps007; 04-01-2010 at 12:12 AM.
#1286
Well I had a day on Monday, around 5:30 pm,I am in the RSx coming back from the bodacious town of Hanford on Highway 43 heading to highway 99 . Had one of California's finest zipping in the opposite direction flip around turn on his lights and start zigging in and out of traffic behind me, now keep in mind traffice is medium heavy and we are all doing 65 to 70mph, I assume Huh must be an accident up ahead but no low in behold he seems content to drop in behind me and pull me over now keep in mind the 2 of us in the car both from the Class of 73 both in shirts and ties. This fine specimen of CHP strolls up past the front of the car and points and smiles at the lack of front license plate motions for the passenger side window to be rolled down and to his suprise there is myself and my associate.
The first words out his mouth was he pursued me because I was speeding, I politley explained to him that 70 mph was not speeding and that if wished he could sit back in his car I would go back up the 43 a mile or so and show him what speeding truly was.
He appeared not find humor in my comment as he requested all my info licenses etc. and went back to his car. Of the course the gentlemen sitting next to me found great humor in my comment.
Within a few moments I was graced with a flock of CHP with a full compliment of lights. All coming to assist I presumed in the "Capture " speeding vehicle doing 70 in a 55 on this busy stretch of road, but to my surprise thay had shown up to show there apreciation of my RSX and asked me to get out my car and take them on a tour of the RSX. I showed off with great delight my headlights, They marveled at my engine compartment, Had me start it and rev it up for them, They all smiled in appreciation as they oohed to the growl of the exhaust as they put there sounding device to the sweet purr and of course I quiped are you recording the sound, they relished in my humor, They seemed in awe as I displayed the effortless motion of my power windows as they commented on the tint of my window's, We moved on with the tour of the RSX, they seemed so inthralled, as they measured the hieght of my headlights, the color of the low beams high beams and of course yes my yellow fogs. The measuring did not end there as they took zeal in measuring bumper hieghts clearances under the car, with each measure they would huddle and then break into formation, I commented to them they reminded me of the Colts with Peyton at the line changing formations. They seemed to truly appreciate my words of encouragement. After 30 minutes or so of oogling over the RSX, They invited me to see one there rides, I expressed gratitude for the offer as I proudly pay a lot of money in California Taxes and would like to share the moment with them of seeing one of there whips. Inside the front seat, the First CHP proudly showed me his radar device so brilliantly displaying my 70 mph reading. I was lost for words, He then told me in running my ID he had found that I had been stopped numerous times for speeding but appeared to have beaten my 10 speeding tickets. I blushed with pride. He then extended a written invitation to me to visit Selma, I accepted his invitation, He told me he truly appreciated my RSX but that I needed to be a proud Californian and display my Front plate I smiled and started to walk to my Car, I stopped turned around smiled and said to this fine example of a CHP I have only 2 more words for you Sir..TICKET ASSASSIN and got in my car and left
The first words out his mouth was he pursued me because I was speeding, I politley explained to him that 70 mph was not speeding and that if wished he could sit back in his car I would go back up the 43 a mile or so and show him what speeding truly was.
He appeared not find humor in my comment as he requested all my info licenses etc. and went back to his car. Of the course the gentlemen sitting next to me found great humor in my comment.
Within a few moments I was graced with a flock of CHP with a full compliment of lights. All coming to assist I presumed in the "Capture " speeding vehicle doing 70 in a 55 on this busy stretch of road, but to my surprise thay had shown up to show there apreciation of my RSX and asked me to get out my car and take them on a tour of the RSX. I showed off with great delight my headlights, They marveled at my engine compartment, Had me start it and rev it up for them, They all smiled in appreciation as they oohed to the growl of the exhaust as they put there sounding device to the sweet purr and of course I quiped are you recording the sound, they relished in my humor, They seemed in awe as I displayed the effortless motion of my power windows as they commented on the tint of my window's, We moved on with the tour of the RSX, they seemed so inthralled, as they measured the hieght of my headlights, the color of the low beams high beams and of course yes my yellow fogs. The measuring did not end there as they took zeal in measuring bumper hieghts clearances under the car, with each measure they would huddle and then break into formation, I commented to them they reminded me of the Colts with Peyton at the line changing formations. They seemed to truly appreciate my words of encouragement. After 30 minutes or so of oogling over the RSX, They invited me to see one there rides, I expressed gratitude for the offer as I proudly pay a lot of money in California Taxes and would like to share the moment with them of seeing one of there whips. Inside the front seat, the First CHP proudly showed me his radar device so brilliantly displaying my 70 mph reading. I was lost for words, He then told me in running my ID he had found that I had been stopped numerous times for speeding but appeared to have beaten my 10 speeding tickets. I blushed with pride. He then extended a written invitation to me to visit Selma, I accepted his invitation, He told me he truly appreciated my RSX but that I needed to be a proud Californian and display my Front plate I smiled and started to walk to my Car, I stopped turned around smiled and said to this fine example of a CHP I have only 2 more words for you Sir..TICKET ASSASSIN and got in my car and left
This could have easily turned into a RANT about getting another MF'N ticket. But no way you can do that.... your fuc#'n WPS007 mutha fuc#er. You took it with the upmost humor & cheer! I don't think they will ever forget pulling you over.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I know its been shown over & over on the web, but I just had to post it here in your honor.
WPS007 = I AM A MUTHAPHUKER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQJFv9SMSMQ
#1297
SO UH YEAH... found myself in a bit of a pickle yesterday.
https://acurazine.com/forums/3g-tl-photograph-gallery-96/got-wool-pulled-over-my-eyes-fawk-771042/
https://acurazine.com/forums/3g-tl-photograph-gallery-96/got-wool-pulled-over-my-eyes-fawk-771042/
#1300
- Step 1
Keep your time in the cabin as short as possible. Choose to travel on days that are not busy, such as Mondays or midweek , to avoid crowded flights. The heaviest travel days are usually Thursdays and Fridays.
- Step 2
Drink water before, during and after flying. Ask for sealed bottle water on the flight. - Step 3
Keep your nasal passages moist with saline spray. This blocks inhalation of the germs in the air. Take decongestant medications to reduce the impact of pressure changes in your ears. - Step 4
Use alcohol-based hand sanitizers and antibacterial wipes to keep your hands clean. Moisturize your skin frequently. Carry water in a small spray bottle to hydrate your skin during the flight. - Step 5
Walk and stretch while flying to aid circulation in your legs and avoid clots. Do some seated stretch exercises, such as rotating your ankles, tapping your feet, pulling your knees to your chest and neck rotations. - Step 6
Bring your own snacks and reduce consumption of caffeine and carbonated beverages that can dehydrate you. Decline cold foods such as raw salad and opt for tea or other warm drinks to promote better digestion.
#1308
Man the snow pics are wild, Makes the shawd look like the right conversion to have done, assume made it back from the frozen north safely. Beside my mucking up the wheels did you do more damage?
#1310
Not me... the tire guys scratched the CLEAR COAT 2 of my wheels so they are going to have to redo all 4 cuz the clear wont match if they just redo the front 2.
#1311
OH YEAH...
HEY WARREN! COME TO MY MIXER TOMORROW!, the MAYOR & OTHER MAJOR PLAYERS ARE GUNA BE THERE! Plus its for a great cause.
Everyone else is invited too.
5:30P - 7:30PM
Its Downtown across from the Fresno BEE. Its for our "Art of Life" Program.
Don't laugh at my gay pic... LOL
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pi...d=110344869942
HEY WARREN! COME TO MY MIXER TOMORROW!, the MAYOR & OTHER MAJOR PLAYERS ARE GUNA BE THERE! Plus its for a great cause.
Everyone else is invited too.
5:30P - 7:30PM
Its Downtown across from the Fresno BEE. Its for our "Art of Life" Program.
Don't laugh at my gay pic... LOL
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pi...d=110344869942
#1312
OH YEAH...
HEY WARREN! COME TO MY MIXER TOMORROW!, the MAYOR & OTHER MAJOR PLAYERS ARE GUNA BE THERE! Plus its for a great cause.
Everyone else is invited too.
5:30P - 7:30PM
Its Downtown across from the Fresno BEE. Its for our "Art of Life" Program.
Don't laugh at my gay pic... LOL
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pi...d=110344869942
HEY WARREN! COME TO MY MIXER TOMORROW!, the MAYOR & OTHER MAJOR PLAYERS ARE GUNA BE THERE! Plus its for a great cause.
Everyone else is invited too.
5:30P - 7:30PM
Its Downtown across from the Fresno BEE. Its for our "Art of Life" Program.
Don't laugh at my gay pic... LOL
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pi...d=110344869942
Will be there
#1319
#1320
been on this forum for a while and didnt notice all this traffic from cencal-ers. i gotta meet up with you guys one of these days...
BTW i drive an 05 TL. use to drive a black 04 TSX with gold intelesse, you guys probably seen it around town.
BTW i drive an 05 TL. use to drive a black 04 TSX with gold intelesse, you guys probably seen it around town.