owned myself
 

i was gonna keep this to myself but mise well share:

yesturday on my way home from work got stuck in traffic(had to piss like a racehorse).i had an empty water bottle from the previous night so it was either use the bottle or piss on myself.i worked 14 hours so i was glad to get home and forgot about the piss bottle.i stay hydrated so my piss is clear.(not good in a water bottle) you know where this is going,just went out to smoke a cig and got thirsty saw a nice cold bottle of water.(sometimes i leave full bottles in the car since it's freezing out and they get colder than the fridge) yes folks, i drank my piss!!!!!! :ugh: :hurl: :yuck: it was so cold i didn't realize until like the third gulp,then i puked.............

:what: and :ugh:





So, um...how did it taste...? :bitelip:

Damn. Not sure what to say to that, three gulps?? At least you puked. Damn.

So i guess it didn't taste too bad, if you went for seconds and thirds. Did you puke cause you realized it or was it a reaction from your stomach?

a couple years ago i drank warm piss in a beer bottle,now that was nasty.

cold piss,not something i'd order over dinner,but it was freezing so it killed the taste alittle. i think i puked cuz i realized what it was.

hahahhahaahaahahh

hahahahahahaha....ooo man you totally owned youself. :drunk: :spit: :rasp: :rofl: :puke: :owned:
Sorry but soo many good emoticons for the situations!
Cheers mate hope your feeling better

Thats not something that I would willingly admit to other people.

OMG :rofl: and :ugh: I think my A&W rootbeer's on the way back up.

your bladder pwned you

:shrug: i don't care what others think/say about me. i wasn't gonna tell anyone but f it,who cares.i didn't do it KNOWINGLY..........

EDIT: if it put a smile on someone's face then it was worth posting. the piss was already drank so the damage was done.mise well laugh about it....

Can a mod change your username to PissdrinkerPercy?

damn thats nasty. i say you do it again and have a friend film it then post it here so we call this in person

:owned:

WTF!!!!!

I hope you dont work for the IRS

thx

oh god! lol look in the bright side. its sterile

:rofl: OMG so you're a repeat offender!

So what did it taste like?

um gross

:pofl:

I'm more disturbed by people wanting to know what it tastes like. Its piss, what does it matter. You've smelled it, thats enough for me to know that its disgusting.

Rofl, that's great. Percy, you da man!

:ugh:

haha and this isnt even the first time you have drank piss? :rofl:

I swear there is something wrong with you.

Wow. Short term memory loss much?

lmao

Urine good health!

I worry about you man.....

http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_033094010.html/

Next time, write a note on the bottle - "Do not drink..."

thats the eptiome of "self-ownage"

thats nasty..

dont ever make 'brownies'

hahahahahahaha at first I thought you were going to have pissed yourself or somethin, but this is soo much better haha

thats hilarious. a little gross, but damn funny.

did you kiss ur girl after that?

:chug:

:spit:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

damn that's horrible. im suddenly reminded of the guy on jackass who pissed in the snow and then made a snow cone and gobbled it up

:doh:

If it was clear enough that you mistook it for watah than I assume it wasn't that bad.... Unless it was a real "water bottle."

Mike

:rofl: you'll never live this down :haha:

Oh percy. =[

damn!! you got pwned.