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Old 02-04-2007, 01:03 AM
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i was gonna keep this to myself but mise well share:

yesturday on my way home from work got stuck in traffic(had to piss like a racehorse).i had an empty water bottle from the previous night so it was either use the bottle or piss on myself.i worked 14 hours so i was glad to get home and forgot about the piss bottle.i stay hydrated so my piss is clear.(not good in a water bottle) you know where this is going,just went out to smoke a cig and got thirsty saw a nice cold bottle of water.(sometimes i leave full bottles in the car since it's freezing out and they get colder than the fridge) yes folks, i drank my piss!!!!!! it was so cold i didn't realize until like the third gulp,then i puked.............

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So, um...how did it taste...?
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Old 02-04-2007, 01:07 AM
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Damn. Not sure what to say to that, three gulps?? At least you puked. Damn.

So i guess it didn't taste too bad, if you went for seconds and thirds. Did you puke cause you realized it or was it a reaction from your stomach?
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Old 02-04-2007, 01:09 AM
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a couple years ago i drank warm piss in a beer bottle,now that was nasty.

cold piss,not something i'd order over dinner,but it was freezing so it killed the taste alittle. i think i puked cuz i realized what it was.
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Old 02-04-2007, 01:42 AM
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hahahahahahaha....ooo man you totally owned youself.
Sorry but soo many good emoticons for the situations!
Cheers mate hope your feeling better
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Old 02-04-2007, 02:15 AM
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Thats not something that I would willingly admit to other people.
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Old 02-04-2007, 02:23 AM
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OMG and I think my A&W rootbeer's on the way back up.
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Old 02-04-2007, 02:41 AM
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your bladder pwned you
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Old 02-04-2007, 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted by mclarenf3387
Thats not something that I would willingly admit to other people.
i don't care what others think/say about me. i wasn't gonna tell anyone but f it,who cares.i didn't do it KNOWINGLY..........

EDIT: if it put a smile on someone's face then it was worth posting. the piss was already drank so the damage was done.mise well laugh about it....

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Old 02-04-2007, 04:02 AM
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Can a mod change your username to PissdrinkerPercy?
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Old 02-04-2007, 05:02 AM
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damn thats nasty. i say you do it again and have a friend film it then post it here so we call this in person
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Old 02-04-2007, 05:20 AM
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WTF!!!!!

I hope you dont work for the IRS

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Old 02-04-2007, 05:44 AM
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Old 02-04-2007, 06:22 AM
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Originally Posted by subbuzz
a couple years ago i drank warm piss in a beer bottle,now that was nasty.

cold piss,not something i'd order over dinner,but it was freezing so it killed the taste alittle. i think i puked cuz i realized what it was.
OMG so you're a repeat offender!

So what did it taste like?
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Old 02-04-2007, 06:32 AM
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Old 02-04-2007, 07:46 AM
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I'm more disturbed by people wanting to know what it tastes like. Its piss, what does it matter. You've smelled it, thats enough for me to know that its disgusting.
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Old 02-04-2007, 07:56 AM
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Rofl, that's great. Percy, you da man!
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Old 02-04-2007, 10:14 AM
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Old 02-04-2007, 10:16 AM
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haha and this isnt even the first time you have drank piss?
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Old 02-04-2007, 10:21 AM
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Old 02-04-2007, 10:29 AM
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Wow. Short term memory loss much?
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Old 02-04-2007, 10:38 AM
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Old 02-04-2007, 10:45 AM
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I worry about you man.....

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Old 02-04-2007, 11:03 AM
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Wow. Short term memory loss much?
Next time, write a note on the bottle - "Do not drink..."
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Old 02-04-2007, 11:10 AM
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thats the eptiome of "self-ownage"
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thats nasty..

dont ever make 'brownies'
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Old 02-04-2007, 11:12 AM
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hahahahahahaha at first I thought you were going to have pissed yourself or somethin, but this is soo much better haha
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Old 02-04-2007, 11:31 AM
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thats hilarious. a little gross, but damn funny.
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Old 02-04-2007, 01:02 PM
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Old 02-04-2007, 04:02 PM
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damn that's horrible. im suddenly reminded of the guy on jackass who pissed in the snow and then made a snow cone and gobbled it up
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Old 02-04-2007, 04:13 PM
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If it was clear enough that you mistook it for watah than I assume it wasn't that bad.... Unless it was a real "water bottle."

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Can a mod change your username to PissdrinkerPercy?

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Old 02-04-2007, 05:27 PM
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Oh percy. =[
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Old 02-04-2007, 06:28 PM
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damn!! you got pwned.
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