Last week I tried that "gay" thing that's so popular these days

 
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Old Apr 9, 2006 | 11:09 PM
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how were you even able to stay aroused?
I would suspect the same way that gay guys stay aroused when they have sex with a girl to keep up appearances of being straight: fantasize about something/someone you're attracted to.
Old Apr 9, 2006 | 11:19 PM
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...But even if I was single Id probably make up the boyfriend thing like those girls would too. Much easier to have a humane conversation with a guy when youre not single for some reason.
Actually Saki does deserve credit for trying not to get the leghumpers all .

A lot of women who join this forum waste no time telling everyone "hey everybody! I'm a girl!" I think Saki was on the forum for at least two or three weeks before anyone except Rachel learned that she was woman.
Old Apr 9, 2006 | 11:57 PM
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I thought we were alone!!
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Old Apr 10, 2006 | 12:17 AM
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Old Apr 10, 2006 | 12:27 AM
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Question, how is getting a BJ from a guy a popular thing to do nowadays? This thread's title doesnt make any sense.
Old Apr 10, 2006 | 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by rise
although one has to wonder...if you didn't like it, why did you let him FINISH you? how were you even able to stay aroused?
Because blueballs suck. It's not like i hated it, it was just sorta... there.

Originally Posted by SpeedyV6
How was he able to get aroused in the first place?
A BJ is a BJ

Honestly my penis wakes up all on its own without any intervention from me. If the state of my cock was a guranteed indicator that something turns me on studying calculus, reading philosophy, computer tech support, cleaning my room, playing the guitar, walking down the street, driving my car... uh just about EVERYTHING I do would be considered a fetish of mine. I'm perverted, but not to that point.

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Question, how is getting a BJ from a guy a popular thing to do nowadays? This thread's title doesnt make any sense.
Being gay is trendy?
Old Apr 10, 2006 | 12:45 AM
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^^, I dont know what the title is supposed to mean,.......and isnt this a D&R type of deal???
Old Apr 10, 2006 | 12:49 AM
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He's 20 and horny all the time. I'm 2 years older and still always horny. I could get turned on by having my dick in a girl's mouth as long as she kept her clothes on, just from the sheer feel of having a mouth around it.

Don't blow this out of proportion. It's not as big a deal as you guys make it out to be.
Old Apr 10, 2006 | 12:52 AM
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Originally Posted by ABreece
Honestly my penis wakes up all on its own without any intervention from me. If the state of my cock was a guranteed indicator that something turns me on studying calculus, reading philosophy, computer tech support, cleaning my room, playing the guitar, walking down the street, driving my car... uh just about EVERYTHING I do would be considered a fetish of mine. I'm perverted, but not to that point.


Being gay is trendy?
My penis is the same way but revealing my hard-on to guy and having him grasp it and put it in his mouth would kill my erection in a heartbeat.
Old Apr 10, 2006 | 12:54 AM
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Originally Posted by SpeedyV6
My penis is the same way but revealing my hard-on to guy and having him grasp it and put it in his mouth would kill my erection in a heartbeat.

what if said guy had a wig, makeup,girls clothes on and sounded like a girl? you'd probably be fine until you found out he, too, had a jackhammer...no?
Old Apr 10, 2006 | 12:54 AM
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trying to remember how many :ghey: jokes were made in Abreeces original cock piercing thread.

Not that it matters that this happened but im sure some of them would have been a pretty funny and satisyfing "told ya so"
Old Apr 10, 2006 | 12:55 AM
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On a side note I've always wondered if the real reason old guys need viagra is merely because it's not easy getting it up for a 60 year old woman, especially one you've been doing it with for 40+ years. I'd bet if they were doing it with Hillary Duff of Jessica Simpson they wouldn't need viagra.

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Old Apr 10, 2006 | 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted by nicholbr
what if said guy had a wig, makeup,girls clothes on and sounded like a girl? you'd probably be fine until you found out he, too, had a jackhammer...no?
If he had a man's frame (large hands, enlarged manly skull, square shoulders, and a boxy torso) or an Adam's apple hell no!
Old Apr 10, 2006 | 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by SpeedyV6
On a side note I've always wondered if the real reason old guys need viagra is merely because it's not easy getting it up for a 60 year old woman, especially one you've been ding it with for 40+ years. I'd bet if they were doing it with Hillary Duff of Jessica Simpson they wouldn't need viagra.
Trust me on this, men are not sensitive enough to buy a drug just so they can bang their wives if they could get their shit up with someone else...they would just do the other person or not give a fuck.
Old Apr 10, 2006 | 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by SpeedyV6
On a side note I've always wondered if the real reason old guys need viagra is merely because it's not easy getting it up for a 60 year old woman, especially one you've been doing it with for 40+ years. I'd bet if they were doing it with Hillary Duff of Jessica Simpson they wouldn't need viagra.
Tom Leykis has talked about this... It's probably somewhat true at least.
Old Apr 10, 2006 | 01:00 AM
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Maybe he likes having an unconventional lifestyle and being always on the edge.
Old Apr 10, 2006 | 01:01 AM
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Originally Posted by youngTL
He's 20 and horny all the time. I'm 2 years older and still always horny. I could get turned on by having my dick in a girl's mouth as long as she kept her clothes on, just from the sheer feel of having a mouth around it.

Don't blow this out of proportion. It's not as big a deal as you guys make it out to be.
Old Apr 10, 2006 | 01:04 AM
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Originally Posted by GoDucksCLSPride
in Abreeces original cock piercing thread.
Hmm... now come to think of it, in ABreeces defense, perhaps some random dude just happened to be walking while chewing on a magnet and shit - just - happened
Old Apr 10, 2006 | 01:10 AM
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Originally Posted by WILLDOGS
Hmm... now come to think of it, in ABreeces defense, perhaps some random dude just happened to be walking while chewing on a magnet and shit - just - happened


that's the funniest thing I've read all day.
Old Apr 10, 2006 | 01:14 AM
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Originally Posted by ABreece
Being gay is trendy?
by all the Queer Eye/Brokeback/Will&Grace hype.

If the thought of guy's body doesn't give you wood why the f*** would you think there might be something in it for you.
Old Apr 10, 2006 | 02:09 AM
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this thread definately made my night at work worth it
Old Apr 10, 2006 | 07:10 AM
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Originally Posted by SpeedyV6
Actually Saki does deserve credit for trying not to get the leghumpers all .

A lot of women who join this forum waste no time telling everyone "hey everybody! I'm a girl!" I think Saki was on the forum for at least two or three weeks before anyone except Rachel learned that she was woman.
Actually my first thread asked whether or not I should cancel my cards after I lost my "wallet" and someone returned it. These inquisitive bastards wanted to know what kind of wallet, etc.

And Rachael learned I was a woman waaaay before I got onto here

In any case, the only thing I get remotely cocky about is my car

/back on topic

I just dont get it. I get the whole gay thing. If you like men, you like men. But I just dont get the whole "trying it out" part.
Old Apr 10, 2006 | 07:27 AM
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Originally Posted by ABreece
A BJ is a BJ

And anus is an anus... Just one has hair covering most of it..

Was the guy at least clean shaven?
Old Apr 10, 2006 | 07:29 AM
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Good job blowing your 20,000th post whiskers!
I went to bed last night with 19,999 posts....Someone added 2 posts to my account
Old Apr 10, 2006 | 07:32 AM
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I just bust balls, i dont really see the big deal in all this.

Hmm bad choice of words....
Old Apr 10, 2006 | 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted by SakiGT

I just dont get it. I get the whole gay thing. If you like men, you like men. But I just dont get the whole "trying it out" part.
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If the thought of guy's body doesn't give you wood why the f*** would you think there might be something in it for you.

I kinda have to say here...
Old Apr 10, 2006 | 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted by youngTL
I kinda have to say here...

I said the same thing they did and you told me i was wrong
Old Apr 10, 2006 | 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
I said the same thing they did and you told me i was wrong
, you said that doing gay things make you gay. I then said they don't necessarily. And now I'm also saying that I never had to go experimenting because I KNEW I was attracted to muscular men since puberty. The only reason to try is if you TRULY don't know what you like. Maybe it was like that for him, but I have a hard time understanding how one wouldn't know. But I guess it's possible.

My original statement still stands.
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. And now I'm also saying that I never had to go experimenting because I KNEW I was attracted to muscular men since puberty. .
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Old Apr 10, 2006 | 08:44 AM
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whiskers got bad.. good eye astro
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and at this whole thread.
Old Apr 10, 2006 | 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted by youngTL
, you said that doing gay things make you gay. I then said they don't necessarily...
No need to drag Vlad into this discussion.
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I went to bed last night with 19,999 posts....Someone added 2 posts to my account


No milestone for you today.
Old Apr 10, 2006 | 09:11 AM
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so how does ur ass feel today?
Old Apr 10, 2006 | 09:12 AM
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so how does ur ass feel today?

Read the thread dude - he sucked on one gay dude's dick while another gay dude rubbed his nipples. His ass had nothing to do with this.
Old Apr 10, 2006 | 09:16 AM
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Probably better off, I had no idea what my story was going to be.....

Possible ideas - Lost 20K in Vegas, Ate 20K calories in Vegas, Sucked 20K dicks in Vegas....
Old Apr 10, 2006 | 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by SpeedyV6
by all the Queer Eye/Brokeback/Will&Grace hype.

If the thought of guy's body doesn't give you wood why the f*** would you think there might be something in it for you.
Like i said before, the deciding factor for me was that i'd have a funny story to tell, and it was something new to experience. Life is all about the experience for me. This was just something to add to my list of shit i've done.



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