mrsteve

iTrader: (1)

I dated/fucked a girl in college who would get really turned on by gay porn and had fantasys of a MMF bi-3 some. That one didn't last too long. My ass is still sore.

Whiskers

In Vegas my wife and brothers girlfriend told me that penises are ugly and the naked woman is beautiful.....

Crazy Bimmer

Like me to say OMG what a lesbo while i wack off?

Its still hot.. doesnt matter what label you give two girls going at it.

wstevens

SilviaGTO

women are beautiful, but i can fully appreciate the male body too

wstevens

Do you mind a very, very small penis?

nicholbr

when you need a micrometer its not considered a penis at all

SilviaGTO

figures you couldnt have it all.

Whiskers

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youngTL

Wow, this ballooned to 23 fucking pages and STILL no mention of how it really happened?

And as a side note, @ 's comment!

And side note 2, there's some nasty language going on in the last few pages

SwervinCL

The problem is ...................

SpeedyV6

Sorry YoungTL but I'm afraid Whiskers is right:
I know that's a hard fact for some people to swallow. pun intended

GOOSE

edit: can't believe it took 23 pages for somone to call bs

slayer202

he definatley payed for it....I don't see why you would tell the world you got sucked off by a dude and not say how it happened. I don't see how it "just happened." either it was shady business, or its bs. but if it was bs i think he would have been able to come up with a story by now. he is hiding something

Doc.Booty

Whatever i say won't change the mind of the BS callers.

BstonBruin

so is there anymore to se story??

slayer202

dude, most of us actually believe you, i think...why not tell us the story...

I am asking to actually know, not to shut up the bs callers

youngTL

I'm really curious to know. What is there to be afraid of?

The reason I'd like to know is because I don't know very many gay guys who would just randomly approach a straight guy and offer to suck him off. I sure wouldn't, nor would my other gay friends. I know there are some gay guys who have a straight man fetish, but even they'd be too scared of getting their ass kicked to just ask you to undo your pants...you seem too big and intimidating for a guy to just be that forward with you.

There are a whole lot of straight guys who've gotten taken advantage of when they're drunk. The guys who do that to them are essentially sexually assaulting them. I hope to God that's not what really happened. That's enough to make any man feel like shit. I'm not suggesting this is what happened though.

The only other reason I can think of as to why you're holding back is that you might be ashamed of what actually happened (like if it was something that maybe you asked of him? or maybe he was just very forward?). In that case, take it to PM with me. I, of all people, won't judge anything you may or may not have done.

slayer202

x 10, except for the middle part, because it doesn't sound like he was drunk and taken advantage of. something is definatley strange about it...

Doc.Booty

How i met him doesnt' really matter

No i didn't approach him. He approached me.

slayer202

dude, just tell the story. where was it? who was the guy. how did the conversation go....

amisconception

Definitely something strange...

But does it really matter? I don't think so... What could it really be? Some guy gave him a HeJ, what do you think they talked about?

Doc.Booty

Where was it?

Kmart parking lot. No shit.

The guy? Some guy who found me on myspace.

The conversation?

"Is it true guys give the best head?"
"wanna find out?"
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I had to tell him to watch the teeth once, and he asked me to take out the piercing. That's about all we talked about.

I was texting a girl i've been seeing while this went on.

Always Dirty

I think most people believe young Mr. Aristotle Breece at this point, they're just looking for sordid details.

Always Dirty

You're one crazy fucker dude.

Always Dirty

I've just now decided that is the official smiley for this thread.

SpeedyV6

There's a question I will never ask a guy.

Doc.Booty

IBanother20pages

M TYPE X

The AZ Department of Public Health has now certified that this thread now officially does have AIDS.

Also, OSHA would like to remind you to wash your hands before returning to work.

nicholbr

fixed.

slayer202

no offense to you, but i'm lmao. the guy found you on myspace, ok. have you been talking to him? did he know you weren't gay and did you know he was. had you ever met before? i assume your question to him was kinda joking around, otherwise :theghey:

lol, where did you go, his car.


and no AD, if anything or anybody has ever deserved a custom smilie, this is it...

SpeedyV6

This has to be the biggest " WTF??" thread in Azine over the past year. Between this and last week's Geisha thread this is shaping up to be a helluva year for Ramblings.

Doc.Booty

He knew i was straight. I knew he was gay. Never met him before. My question was a joke, yeah. He was talking to me for completely unrelated reasons, or so i thought.

Yup, his car.

SpeedyV6

Fixed.

F900

youngTL

So that's the story. Man, if it was like a Sunfire or something I'd have denied him any piece of me! Yes I discriminate on the basis of car.

Chalk this one up to a weird occurrence and the nastiness of MySpace (where al sorts of people come onto you after you think they only want to hang out and talk about cars or something).

/thread

West6MT

Gold digger.

SanJoseRoller

my brain cannot handle the information that was just given in this thread....

i must now pretend i didnt just wonder out of my 1st gen CL perimeter into ramblings land





go to a strip club and wash your sins

rise

holy crap you met a guy off myspace to get your cock sucked. that's nuts.

i guess it really didnt just "fall from nowhere"

or did he meet up with you with the intentions of "whatever happens, happens"

amisconception

:IBSomeoneAsksToSeeThisGuysMySpace: