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Old 07-07-2006, 03:25 PM
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I feel like I'm at a surprise party for someone who got killed in a car accident on their way over.
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Don't get used to it fdl, Monday is fast approaching.
Yes. Unfortunately I wont be going out in the blaze of glora that Water is. It will be quick and silent.

"When they send for you, you go in alive, you come out dead, and it's your best friend that does it. "
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My dear friends and fellow ramblers,

It is with a truly heavy heart that I write this, but the time has come to let the proverbial cat out of the proverbial bag, and to end these proverbial shenanigans. For years I posted here under the cognomen "Water-S" and for years that is how many of you knew me. My actual birth name, however, is not Derek Deweese, and I'm not posting from the sleepy hamlet of Anna, Ohio. My real name is Arnold Babar, and I'm a single, 52 year old man working as a commercial real estate broker in Ft. Lauderdale.

I was in my late 40s when I realized that the only way I could remain erect long enough to ejaculate was to fabricate these elaborate role-playing scenarios and post them on automotive forums. I first tried hitting the VW boards, pretending to be a german exchange student looking for tips on where to buy non-metric wrenches. It was good for a couple of "sessions," but the character didn't have enough depth to take it any farther. I then moved on to a Jeep forum, posing as a reformed ricer who couldn't seem to let old habits die. Those were good times. Many a raging boner was flailed into submission as I watched thread after thread of flames directed at me for asking where I could get altezzas for my Wrangler, or whether or not anyone made winch cables with LEDs woven in. The monster had been created, so to speak, and he wanted more.

And so I found myself in this cozy little corner of the internet, cock in hand, warm glass of single malt by my side, and the attention of hundreds of men to keep me aroused. Water-S was the most complex of all the characters I created, but he was by far the most enjoyable to play. Many a night was spent lost in the hazy world I had created. The idyllic pastures. The shiny green tractors. My trusty old Honda Accord. I adopted the Water-S persona entirely, and sometimes I would feel a warm, wet sensation on the top of my hand and it would take me a moment to realize that I had in fact started drooling. My coworkers would sometimes look puzzled as I accidentally asked them things like "what're y'all doin this weekend?" but I would always manage to catch myself before things got too far out of hand. And then I would rush out of the office at 5PM sharp to my waiting Jaguar to hurry home, many times dropping my pants just inside the door of my upscale townhouse. And the fine young men of Ramblings would never let me down. Always ready to laugh at my simplicity, or to become infuriated by my idiocy. Sarlacc was always my favorite. Many, many of my potential offspring are crusted up on the bottom of my computer desk thanks to him.

In short, it was all a lie, but one I would gladly tell again and again. I love each and every one of you dearly, and will always have fond memories of the times we shared. Some day, after all of this has blown over, I will return as a "noob" and masturbate to each and every one of you. Until then, I remain

Faithfully Yours,
Arnold Babar
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Whoa! Anybody else see this before he deleted it?!
Holy crap! I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at that one.
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Old 07-07-2006, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by o3jeff
Wasn't Water claiming to be going to NC to see his "girlfriend" this weekend?

were those his fourth plans or was it this weekend?
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Old 07-07-2006, 03:26 PM
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I'm one of Water-s's friends
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Old 07-07-2006, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by o3jeff
Wasn't Water claiming to be going to NC to see his "girlfriend" this weekend?
That was last weekend (4th of July weekend)...
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Old 07-07-2006, 03:28 PM
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If the mayor of Anna, OH reads this thread, he might want to take away Water-S's residency status too.
He's the #1 model citizen of western Ohio.
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Originally Posted by SpeedyV6
Holy crap! I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at that one.


WHOA.
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Originally Posted by dom
Don't get used to it fdl, Monday is fast approaching.
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Old 07-07-2006, 03:31 PM
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Man, you guys really know his life better than he does.
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I'm not on your "friends" list am I
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Old 07-07-2006, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by fdl
Yes. Unfortunately I wont be going out in the blaze of glora that Water is. It will be quick and silent.

"When they send for you, you go in alive, you come out dead, and it's your best friend that does it. "
Ok. Ill bite.

What the crap is going on?
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Old 07-07-2006, 03:34 PM
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Ok. Ill bite.

What the crap is going on?
I'm banned as of Monday. Orders from the top. Tell my story when I'm gone.
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Originally Posted by SakiGT
Ok. Ill bite.

What the crap is going on?
Mebbe soopa and Astro are in TO to beat the mega mod out of fdl...?
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Originally Posted by fdl
"When they send for you, you go in alive, you come out dead, and it's your best friend that does it. "

Good Donnie Brasco quote.
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Don't get used to it fdl, Monday is fast approaching.

why is this?

I am going to Tiananmen Square any tanks that come for FDL.
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Originally Posted by fdl
I'm banned as of Monday. Orders from the top. Tell my story when I'm gone.

You going to join the rest over at the other site ?
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Originally Posted by kurt_bradley
Good Donnie Brasco quote.

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https://acurazine.com/forums/showthr...=342349&page=6
First post said he's getting ready to go down this weekend.
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Originally Posted by fdl
I'm not on your "friends" list am I
Don't get me wrong, man, I like having you around, but the fact that you're on the verge of getting yourself a vacation over the particular issue in question is just too funny not to laugh at.

At least the penalty isn't permanent.
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I'm banned as of Monday. Orders from the top. Tell my story when I'm gone.
All these mega mods dropping off is crazy. I need a promotion.
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Originally Posted by Yumchah
Mebbe soopa and Astro are in TO to beat the mega mod out of fdl...?


I wonder if Astro could take fdl?
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Originally Posted by kurt_bradley
All these mega mods dropping off is crazy. I need a promotion.
You've already been promoted to King , what else can you ask for?
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@ fdl accepting his fate.
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@ fdl accepting his fate.
Okay. Is it from the hockey pool?








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You've already been promoted to King , what else can you ask for?
I wasn't promoted to King. You don't just get promoted into royalty. You either are Royal or you aren't. On AZ, much like in the home country of England, being a monarch doesn't get you much along the lines of priviledges. I can walk around with my crown on and my septor in hand, but that isn't going to really get me anything cool on here.
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Originally Posted by kurt_bradley
All these mega mods dropping off is crazy. I need a promotion.

What to follow the fate of fdl lol....no thanks
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What to follow the fate of fdl lol....no thanks
I definately don't want to follow in the footsteps of some of the fallen soldiers.
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I fdl really getting demoted? Since when do they have a lame duck period preceding demotion?
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did water show up yet?
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did water show up yet?
If he did, he wasn't logged in. He could be mixed in as a "guest" with all the bots.
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Originally Posted by kurt_bradley
All these mega mods dropping off is crazy. I need a promotion.
Just a hint, they never promote the ones who keep asking or hinting at it
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@ fdl accepting his fate.
Amazing the things one will do to remain faceless...
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I fdl really getting demoted? Since when do they have a lame duck period preceding demotion?

He has a chance to avoid the Ban hammer but he's too big a pussy. Either that or he's in the fawkin CIA.
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Yes, I got caught up in the excitement of the faked page... then it occured to me just how fake it was... sorry, I didn't have an afternoon cup of Java... not too quick.
Plus it's Friday... we'll let you slide
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Just a hint, they never promote the ones who keep asking or hinting at it
:coughcough:
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He has a chance to avoid the Ban hammer but he's too big a pussy. Either that or he's in the fawkin CIA.
Yup, so if they really decide to ban him... it's his own damn fault and could have been prevented sooooo easily.
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Ahhh - I smell an ultimatum.

Pics or demotion, and he picked the former. Too funny.
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Just a hint, they never promote the ones who keep asking or hinting at it
I know that already. I'm just being a shithead as usual. and I have already talked about this topic a long time ago.

Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Ahhh - I smell an ultimatum.

Pics or demotion, and he picked the former. Too funny.
I wonder if that's really what went down.
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