**Whatever Happens, Happens Thread**
09-30-2005, 11:01 AM
#963
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Originally Posted by Caliadria
It looks like some sort of robotic ewok...
I think you should change. Family Guy, or possibly some rice?
I think you should change. Family Guy, or possibly some rice?
Never saw the little Dom that way!
09-30-2005, 11:02 AM
#965
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Originally Posted by Caliadria
I had my muffins between 9:20 and 10:00 am. 
I guess 2 it is, then. And then I'll have dinner at like, 7 or 8. So that works.
I guess 2 it is, then. And then I'll have dinner at like, 7 or 8. So that works.
Mmmm...muffins.
09-30-2005, 11:03 AM
#968
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Originally Posted by JesusJuice
this
So wrong and yet so funny.
09-30-2005, 11:03 AM
#970
Didnt seet his posted here or in R&P but his caught my eye
Former Education Secretary William Bennett:
"If you wanted to reduce crime, you could -- if that were your sole purpose -- you could abort every black baby in this country and your crime rate would go down.
"That would be an impossibly ridiculous and morally reprehensible thing to do, but your crime rate would go down,"
http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/09/...nts/index.html
Former Education Secretary William Bennett:
"If you wanted to reduce crime, you could -- if that were your sole purpose -- you could abort every black baby in this country and your crime rate would go down.
"That would be an impossibly ridiculous and morally reprehensible thing to do, but your crime rate would go down,"
http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/09/...nts/index.html
09-30-2005, 11:03 AM
#972
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robb m.
robb m.
JJ, no more of those jokes in this thread.
read the first few pages for clarification.
read the first few pages for clarification.
09-30-2005, 11:04 AM
#973
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Originally Posted by JesusJuice
I love you and I love you so much it will disappear
09-30-2005, 11:04 AM
#974
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Originally Posted by cTLgo
Where's Astro's name dumbo :troutslap
09-30-2005, 11:05 AM
#977
Originally Posted by Astroboy
JJ, no more of those jokes in this thread.
read the first few pages for clarification.
read the first few pages for clarification.
Whoring got me carried away...I got rid of the picture
09-30-2005, 11:05 AM
#978
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Originally Posted by Astroboy
Might as well get it going.
with style tho peeps.
Conversation and sharing stores, not mindless whoring, page whoring, smiley whoring, or attention whoring.
This thread will close in 24hours unless people ruin it before that. My rules should be reposted on every page by someone.
with style tho peeps.
Conversation and sharing stores, not mindless whoring, page whoring, smiley whoring, or attention whoring.
This thread will close in 24hours unless people ruin it before that. My rules should be reposted on every page by someone.
09-30-2005, 11:06 AM
#980
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Originally Posted by cTLgo
thank you, you finally got it 
Yay! BTW, stop hitting me there. I like it on my nipples.
09-30-2005, 11:09 AM
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Here's a story:
I was driving to work today on the Pike. I was in the middle lane. Some asswipe in a Honda Accord from the left lane cut me off. No big deal, it happens. So, I signal and get into the right lane b/c I'm going to exit in a half mile. Once again, this dickwipe cuts me off again! So I beep at him and throw my hands in the air like "what the hell". So then this fuckhead decides to flip me off! Me! He cut me off twice! What an arrogant piece of shit this guy was!
So we exchanged fingers until getting through the tollbooth, when he went a different way. What a douche!
I was driving to work today on the Pike. I was in the middle lane. Some asswipe in a Honda Accord from the left lane cut me off. No big deal, it happens. So, I signal and get into the right lane b/c I'm going to exit in a half mile. Once again, this dickwipe cuts me off again! So I beep at him and throw my hands in the air like "what the hell". So then this fuckhead decides to flip me off! Me! He cut me off twice! What an arrogant piece of shit this guy was!
So we exchanged fingers until getting through the tollbooth, when he went a different way. What a douche!
09-30-2005, 11:09 AM
#984
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Originally Posted by Teh Jatt
maybe wipeout can make one 
09-30-2005, 11:10 AM
#985
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Originally Posted by mc_yanzo
Here's a story:
I was driving to work today on the Pike. I was in the middle lane. Some asswipe in a Honda Accord from the left lane cut me off. No big deal, it happens. So, I signal and get into the right lane b/c I'm going to exit in a half mile. Once again, this dickwipe cuts me off again! So I beep at him and throw my hands in the air like "what the hell". So then this fuckhead decides to flip me off! Me! He cut me off twice! What an arrogant piece of shit this guy was!
So we exchanged fingers until getting through the tollbooth, when he went a different way. What a douche!
I was driving to work today on the Pike. I was in the middle lane. Some asswipe in a Honda Accord from the left lane cut me off. No big deal, it happens. So, I signal and get into the right lane b/c I'm going to exit in a half mile. Once again, this dickwipe cuts me off again! So I beep at him and throw my hands in the air like "what the hell". So then this fuckhead decides to flip me off! Me! He cut me off twice! What an arrogant piece of shit this guy was!
So we exchanged fingers until getting through the tollbooth, when he went a different way. What a douche!
09-30-2005, 11:11 AM
#987
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Originally Posted by Teh Jatt
u know guys i'm not U.S. citizen... i just applied for it.
fobbiness
fobbiness
09-30-2005, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Yumchah
Glad to brighten your morning. The guy was Chinese, right?
It was at this point that I started thinking about performing a police car style T-boning to his rear quarter panel. Then sanity sunk in.
09-30-2005, 11:12 AM
#993
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Originally Posted by mc_yanzo
Haha, I think he was hispanic. I didn't really care about the cutting me off, but then flipping me off on top of it? That pissed me off!
he was just being a masshole?
09-30-2005, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by mc_yanzo
Here's a story:
I was driving to work today on the Pike. I was in the middle lane. Some asswipe in a Honda Accord from the left lane cut me off. No big deal, it happens. So, I signal and get into the right lane b/c I'm going to exit in a half mile. Once again, this dickwipe cuts me off again! So I beep at him and throw my hands in the air like "what the hell". So then this fuckhead decides to flip me off! Me! He cut me off twice! What an arrogant piece of shit this guy was!
So we exchanged fingers until getting through the tollbooth, when he went a different way. What a douche!
I was driving to work today on the Pike. I was in the middle lane. Some asswipe in a Honda Accord from the left lane cut me off. No big deal, it happens. So, I signal and get into the right lane b/c I'm going to exit in a half mile. Once again, this dickwipe cuts me off again! So I beep at him and throw my hands in the air like "what the hell". So then this fuckhead decides to flip me off! Me! He cut me off twice! What an arrogant piece of shit this guy was!
So we exchanged fingers until getting through the tollbooth, when he went a different way. What a douche!
ah boston drivers man i DONT miss them.
09-30-2005, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Teh Jatt
no i dont wanna leave. 
09-30-2005, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by mc_yanzo
Haha, I think he was hispanic. I didn't really care about the cutting me off, but then flipping me off on top of it? That pissed me off!
It was at this point that I started thinking about performing a police car style T-boning to his rear quarter panel. Then sanity sunk in.
It was at this point that I started thinking about performing a police car style T-boning to his rear quarter panel. Then sanity sunk in.
And I do have a tan right now.