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Old 07-30-2021, 11:12 PM
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Way to conflate different people, Tony .
I’m not keeping track of who says what lol. Anyone that doubts my experiences will conflate themselves into one group.

I thought you were one of the cool ones. Don’t ruin it!!

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Old 07-30-2021, 11:51 PM
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Sorry guys, although I got a tan today, I have a blister on my toe and it’s making me a little cranky. My wife said I need to stay off the AZ forum because it’s petty to argue with what “sounds like a bunch of 15yr old idiots on the internet jealous about your car” so now I’m not getting a blowie tonight… You ruined it for not only your own wives but mine as well.. that’s my farewell. I guess I’ll keep my car to myself.. see ya. For the cool ones it’s been great!! Peace.
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Originally Posted by Ghostof TypeS Past
Sorry guys, although I got a tan today, I have a blister on my toe and it’s making me a little cranky. My wife said I need to stay off the AZ forum because it’s petty to argue with what “sounds like a bunch of 15yr old idiots on the internet jealous about your car” so now I’m not getting a blowie tonight… You ruined it for not only your own wives but mine as well.. that’s my farewell. I guess I’ll keep my car to myself.. see ya. For the cool ones it’s been great!! Peace.
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Old 07-31-2021, 12:02 AM
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I wonder if he had a couple ribs removed, because the either person putting his dick into their mouth (for free) is himself.
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Old 07-31-2021, 07:32 AM
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I’m starting to think half the users on here are actually the 15 year olds trolling. Quite unbelievable.
Not all butt hurt about it but seriously - I bet what’s really happening is all you guys are divorced, haven’t had a blow job in years (if ever), absolutely just hate yourselves to where you can never share enjoyment with anything unless it’s your own idea… which is why you’re divorced and don’t have any pleasures other than your CPO BMW which nobody cares about…
Damn, you just blew (pun intended) my mind how well you figured me out.

I created my AZ account at age 2 (after all, I share genetic DNA with Nikola Tesla).

I tried to get a blowjob from a lot lizard in Albuquerque NM once.

Once. (Johnny Dangerously voice).

I was married to a soccer mom but she divorced me right after you revved your type s down the neighborhood. Even my 4 year old was like, damn dad, you're a loser, look at that guy!

And that was it for me. I gave up on life, bought a cpo bmw and started drinking. Cool aid.

I troll here because my only real life friend is a talking monkey. Came here from space. Feisty little fella. All he says is Faux Fiddle Leaf Fig Ficus.

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Old 07-31-2021, 08:20 AM
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A breakdown over a blister on the toe? The usual excuse is "I was drunk"
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Dude is full of lies lol
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Old 07-31-2021, 10:35 AM
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Damn, you just blew (pun intended) my mind how well you figured me out.

I created my AZ account at age 2 (after all, I share genetic DNA with Nikola Tesla).

I tried to get a blowjob from a lot lizard in Albuquerque NM once.

Once. (Johnny Dangerously voice).

I was married to a soccer mom but she divorced me right after you revved your type s down the neighborhood. Even my 4 year old was like, damn dad, you're a loser, look at that guy!

And that was it for me. I gave up on life, bought a cpo bmw and started drinking. Cool aid.

I troll here because my only real life friend is a talking monkey. Came here from space. Feisty little fella. All he says is Faux Fiddle Leaf Fig Ficus.
Fucking hilarious
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Old 07-31-2021, 05:19 PM
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A breakdown over a blister on the toe? The usual excuse is "I was drunk"
Yup. Definitely drunk....
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Old 07-31-2021, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Ghostof TypeS Past
Sorry guys, although I got a tan today, I have a blister on my toe and it’s making me a little cranky. My wife said I need to stay off the AZ forum because it’s petty to argue with what “sounds like a bunch of 15yr old idiots on the internet jealous about your car” so now I’m not getting a blowie tonight… You ruined it for not only your own wives but mine as well.. that’s my farewell. I guess I’ll keep my car to myself.. see ya. For the cool ones it’s been great!! Peace.
What really happened that night with the blowie request:


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Old 07-31-2021, 11:06 PM
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what grown ass man calls that shit a blowie?

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Old 08-01-2021, 07:47 AM
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Imagine (allegedly) being on the forum for 10 years and then as soon as you open your mouth, you get so butthurt over your imbecility that you leave in less than 30 days. To be that big of a clown and an immature stupid little sh!t eating tw@t.
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Imagine (allegedly) being on the forum for 10 years and then as soon as you open your mouth, you get so butthurt over your imbecility that you leave in less than 30 days. To be that big of a clown and an immature stupid little sh!t eating tw@t.
Yeah this thread is perilously close to getting too personal, but I bet this guy (like many others) was absolutely stoked about the Type S, lined up to buy it sight unseen, and now can’t handle the fallout of owning what would otherwise be a nice car, but is overpriced and overhyped for what it is. It can’t hang with its own competitors. It’s being scrutinized and criticized from all sides because it’s basically a poseur performance sedan.

He’s mad he can’t get the love he wants anywhere, including here at AZ, because everyone is calling bullshit on Acura for this release. But hey, if it makes him feel better, he can keep driving around to get thumbs up and winks from idiots who think he drives a really fast car because it says Type S. Just don’t try to actually race anyone.
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Old 08-01-2021, 02:52 PM
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Ghostof TypeS Past had his 15 min of fame. As he never gave any meaty ownership contributions, all we have are his wild stories.

I have a feeling he'll be back when Acura needs saving again.
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I think this one has run it's course.
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