Import Alliance Massive Photo thread with explicit commentary.
Import Alliance Massive Photo thread with explicit commentary.
This is going to be the longest single photo post you will ever read in your entire life. Or atleast it's my goal for you as the viewer. I just got back from Import Alliance in Nashville, TN. I'm in awe at all the cars I saw during the weekend. It's like dudes came out of the woodwork. A lot of creativity and hard work was evident in the builds that were there. Definitely to each their own, and that is what makes this meet so great. A lot of different styles and unique things to see. It's truly an epic event. People from a long ways away made their trek to the speedway. Some people had car trouble. I'm sure some may have even got a ticket or two. Hell, my buddy in the white IS350 got pulled over because he was going too slow. (He was trying to avoid a road irregularity on 840) But what makes this event awesome is all the dedication that has gone into these cars and the dedication of the organizers and staff that made this event happen.
I'm planning on making this thread so long for a few reasons.
A) I want all the people whom were unable to attend to feel like they were at the event. It's an awful feeling being unable to go for whatever the reason may be.
and B) I want everyone that lives in this country and Canada to go ahead and mark their calenders for next years 2011 Import Alliance. I've watched it grow and each year it really does grow and the cars transform into sex. I want south florida there, I want all of New York and New Jersey, and I would love for some fekken california cars to make the drive. and Texas. Ya'll do it big down there and texas tags were rare, so get your shit in gear cowboys. Are we clear?!
and C) I want to provide you with a source of entertainment in the event you are bored or don't have anything really important to do.
Now.
But first.
A disclaimer for those whom are already upset about not making it to Nashville:
WARNING! Viewer discretion is advised. Content is highly sexual and violent. The material you are about to view is extremely JDM as fuck. A lot of this shit you have never seen before and that statement is true. If you are having feelings or thoughts about suicide, then DO NOT proceed to scroll down. Click the back arrow or the X icon. That statement is the truth. Any material found inside this thread can be used at anyone's wishes and desires. You will also need to prepare yourself for a one hour session of fapping. If you don't know what fapping is, then search is your friend.
Allright you jdm mofos. I'm getting tired of typing, and let's not mention it's 3:53 in the AM and i'm attempting to make this happen through the wee hours, hence all the bullshit facitiousness, or however in the hell you spell that word.
Without further ado, I present to you, sexytime through a Nikon D90. Borat will nevah get dis!
Le'ts DO this....
Actually not yet. I'm waiting on the photos to upload onto flickr, and them i've got to host them. I can't wait til the day when it's as easy as one flick to make 200 photos host all at once. Unless i'm an idiot and there already is a way.
They're at 28% right now so i'm going to keep typing. I should probably go to bed. Meh.
So let's discuss your hotel that you will be staying at next year. It's called Embassey Suites in Murfreesboro. Basically, it's ballin. They have happy hour from 5:30pm to 7:30pm where you drink alcoholic beverages for free. And when you wake up, and that's if you do, they have a golden corral style breakfest buffet that is delicious. The pool also closes at 12AM unlike other weaksauce ass hotels which usually close at 10pm. flickr upload is now at 89% completion so this rant will be ending momentarily. Allright it's done, now time for the clicky clicky copy copy bullshit...
..i actually left this open and went to sleep but now i'm awake.
So our story begins in North Carolina. JDM weaksauce state. But we're working on it guys. Check us out..
Took the first batch of pictures in the Cracker Barrel parking lot exit 44 in Asheville. Casey's S2k. Casey your car is sex.


Marcel's Tib.

Pair of neutral sexual and violent jettas. Buddy on the left I commend you for your efforts in driving that thing around. Well done.

Pair of sexy nissans.

Aaron's clean s2k.

take 2.

teh darkness. i forgot to tell you there is euro sex in this thread as well.



Jeremy's TEs found their way onto a rx8.

from teh front.

T. S. seX. inside.

Wilkesboro crew doing work.

I think I have a fetish for ess two thousands as you will see.


Moar Wilkesboro cars.

I believe this guy was driving on the right side.

mmm teggy sex.

Fresh Si. I hear you SC dudes! Lookin good Sirs.

I also have a rays engineering fetish as you will see.

Arctic blue pearl is one of the sexiest paints in the world. Mezmerizing.

Salivating.

big Robbie rolling up in this biznitch. Doing big voltex things.

"We're here for the chicken n' dumplins gang bang" - or atleast that's what i ate for lunch.

"Phantasm, this is Nam speaking" - A lot of parts on my car i bought from the guy that drives this tsx.

We're all about to go sit in some unforeseen one lane rock fall traffic on I-40 which was bullshit.

Car on the left is a TL. Car to it's right is a tsx. Does everyone understand? Get that shit in your fucking heads.

This car sounds scary when he gets on it.

..and here we go.. one lane bullshit.

Here comes teh sex.

Blueridge Parkway license plate on Jason's TL in the midst of the Appalachian mountains.

Advans ftw son.

This guy knows what he's doing.

Somehow we managed to get the three acuras together side by side. Trivia question: Which of the three is the least jdm.

I'll give you a hint. This guy drives on the right hand side. BK's R.S.seX.

So tasty. Jason's T.S.seX.

BK's take 2 vertical style photoz.

Again. TSX/TL differentiation photo number 2. TL on the left, TSX to it's right.

Damn.

Glorious.

I told you I have an ess two thousand fetish.

teh Space Shuttle TL.

Who the hell cracks a damn canard? This guy right here does.

I'll take photoz of this car all day everyday.

teh STIG.

and Again. TL in front, TSX to the rear. You learning something yet you punk ass little ricer non knowing what the fuck a tsx looks like and what a tl looks like by now? it's 2010 homies. TSX debuted in 2003, TL in 04 and yall dudes still don't get it right. That shit needs to get learned.

He calls it heinekken green.

JDM hatch.

I'm glad the United States and Japan made ammends. Aren't you too?!

I mean you know what i'm saying? It's like all of japan is right here in this photo. Red and white colors too just like their flag. Land of teh rising sun, we bow down.

Spoon Sports signature yellow and blue.


Ontario to Nashville, how many miles is that? Someone look that shit up i want teh answer.

Laguna Seca Blue sex and violence.

Who said they don't like the way 4 door G35s look? Well you do now bitch.

At this point we are nearing 33% thread completion. I request that you DO NOT post ANYTHING until permission has been granted. Failure to do so will result in a deustch bag labeling and other weird and awkward things might happen to you. So please, remain shutted the fuck up for now. Thank you all very much.
Intermission I in progress.
I'm planning on making this thread so long for a few reasons.
A) I want all the people whom were unable to attend to feel like they were at the event. It's an awful feeling being unable to go for whatever the reason may be.
and B) I want everyone that lives in this country and Canada to go ahead and mark their calenders for next years 2011 Import Alliance. I've watched it grow and each year it really does grow and the cars transform into sex. I want south florida there, I want all of New York and New Jersey, and I would love for some fekken california cars to make the drive. and Texas. Ya'll do it big down there and texas tags were rare, so get your shit in gear cowboys. Are we clear?!
and C) I want to provide you with a source of entertainment in the event you are bored or don't have anything really important to do.
Now.
But first.
A disclaimer for those whom are already upset about not making it to Nashville:
WARNING! Viewer discretion is advised. Content is highly sexual and violent. The material you are about to view is extremely JDM as fuck. A lot of this shit you have never seen before and that statement is true. If you are having feelings or thoughts about suicide, then DO NOT proceed to scroll down. Click the back arrow or the X icon. That statement is the truth. Any material found inside this thread can be used at anyone's wishes and desires. You will also need to prepare yourself for a one hour session of fapping. If you don't know what fapping is, then search is your friend.
Allright you jdm mofos. I'm getting tired of typing, and let's not mention it's 3:53 in the AM and i'm attempting to make this happen through the wee hours, hence all the bullshit facitiousness, or however in the hell you spell that word.
Without further ado, I present to you, sexytime through a Nikon D90. Borat will nevah get dis!
Le'ts DO this....
Actually not yet. I'm waiting on the photos to upload onto flickr, and them i've got to host them. I can't wait til the day when it's as easy as one flick to make 200 photos host all at once. Unless i'm an idiot and there already is a way.
They're at 28% right now so i'm going to keep typing. I should probably go to bed. Meh. So let's discuss your hotel that you will be staying at next year. It's called Embassey Suites in Murfreesboro. Basically, it's ballin. They have happy hour from 5:30pm to 7:30pm where you drink alcoholic beverages for free. And when you wake up, and that's if you do, they have a golden corral style breakfest buffet that is delicious. The pool also closes at 12AM unlike other weaksauce ass hotels which usually close at 10pm. flickr upload is now at 89% completion so this rant will be ending momentarily. Allright it's done, now time for the clicky clicky copy copy bullshit...
..i actually left this open and went to sleep but now i'm awake.
So our story begins in North Carolina. JDM weaksauce state. But we're working on it guys. Check us out..
Took the first batch of pictures in the Cracker Barrel parking lot exit 44 in Asheville. Casey's S2k. Casey your car is sex.


Marcel's Tib.

Pair of neutral sexual and violent jettas. Buddy on the left I commend you for your efforts in driving that thing around. Well done.

Pair of sexy nissans.

Aaron's clean s2k.

take 2.

teh darkness. i forgot to tell you there is euro sex in this thread as well.



Jeremy's TEs found their way onto a rx8.

from teh front.

T. S. seX. inside.

Wilkesboro crew doing work.

I think I have a fetish for ess two thousands as you will see.


Moar Wilkesboro cars.

I believe this guy was driving on the right side.

mmm teggy sex.

Fresh Si. I hear you SC dudes! Lookin good Sirs.

I also have a rays engineering fetish as you will see.

Arctic blue pearl is one of the sexiest paints in the world. Mezmerizing.

Salivating.

big Robbie rolling up in this biznitch. Doing big voltex things.

"We're here for the chicken n' dumplins gang bang" - or atleast that's what i ate for lunch.

"Phantasm, this is Nam speaking" - A lot of parts on my car i bought from the guy that drives this tsx.

We're all about to go sit in some unforeseen one lane rock fall traffic on I-40 which was bullshit.

Car on the left is a TL. Car to it's right is a tsx. Does everyone understand? Get that shit in your fucking heads.

This car sounds scary when he gets on it.

..and here we go.. one lane bullshit.

Here comes teh sex.

Blueridge Parkway license plate on Jason's TL in the midst of the Appalachian mountains.

Advans ftw son.

This guy knows what he's doing.

Somehow we managed to get the three acuras together side by side. Trivia question: Which of the three is the least jdm.


I'll give you a hint. This guy drives on the right hand side. BK's R.S.seX.

So tasty. Jason's T.S.seX.

BK's take 2 vertical style photoz.

Again. TSX/TL differentiation photo number 2. TL on the left, TSX to it's right.

Damn.

Glorious.

I told you I have an ess two thousand fetish.

teh Space Shuttle TL.

Who the hell cracks a damn canard? This guy right here does.

I'll take photoz of this car all day everyday.

teh STIG.

and Again. TL in front, TSX to the rear. You learning something yet you punk ass little ricer non knowing what the fuck a tsx looks like and what a tl looks like by now? it's 2010 homies. TSX debuted in 2003, TL in 04 and yall dudes still don't get it right. That shit needs to get learned.

He calls it heinekken green.

JDM hatch.

I'm glad the United States and Japan made ammends. Aren't you too?!

I mean you know what i'm saying? It's like all of japan is right here in this photo. Red and white colors too just like their flag. Land of teh rising sun, we bow down.

Spoon Sports signature yellow and blue.


Ontario to Nashville, how many miles is that? Someone look that shit up i want teh answer.

Laguna Seca Blue sex and violence.

Who said they don't like the way 4 door G35s look? Well you do now bitch.

At this point we are nearing 33% thread completion. I request that you DO NOT post ANYTHING until permission has been granted. Failure to do so will result in a deustch bag labeling and other weird and awkward things might happen to you. So please, remain shutted the fuck up for now. Thank you all very much.
Intermission I in progress.
Section 2-A.
OMG VTEC!

J-series love.

Another sexy T.S.seX.



Seen it.

So slick. and smooth.

mmmmm.

mmmmmmmmmmm.

My Camera is about to start cumming.

oh god.

FAP!


Wish i had moar photoz of this one.

JDM Jay's sex machine.

mmmmm.


Spoon colors.

Looks good.


Do love Accords.

South Florida to Nashville..how many miles is that? That's what this guy did.

We retreated to the fort to wash our grundle and play tummy sticks in the pool. We made veetak and mustang noises and did flips and shit. happy hour commenced at the bar as well.

teh mountain dudes in good form.

fat asses.

I just can't get anough of Jason's TSX.

..and Jeremy's car either.

got downforce Sir?! You better fuckin believe it.

Now that's a fat ass. I like big butts and i can not lie.

Glossy Sir. This guy will continue to do work.

Bike inside!

ATLP exhaust.

Neutral color five-some.

STIG 1



Trivia Question: Is this a TSX or a TL. Trick question!


Very nice form Sirs. Continue to do work and inspire.

I was told to buy a polarizer for my camera to reduce teh glare.

World Rally Blue.




Pink, green, yellow, and gold all in one. mmm.

I'll kill you.

Slight JDM angle action.

You ain't from new mexico son! or are you?!

Canard action.

Darkness.


At this point we are over 50% completion. I am seriously taking one for the team because I haz had no lunches nor did i eat breakfast. MOAR to cum. Permission to post still has not been granted.

J-series love.

Another sexy T.S.seX.



Seen it.

So slick. and smooth.

mmmmm.

mmmmmmmmmmm.

My Camera is about to start cumming.

oh god.

FAP!


Wish i had moar photoz of this one.

JDM Jay's sex machine.

mmmmm.


Spoon colors.

Looks good.


Do love Accords.

South Florida to Nashville..how many miles is that? That's what this guy did.

We retreated to the fort to wash our grundle and play tummy sticks in the pool. We made veetak and mustang noises and did flips and shit. happy hour commenced at the bar as well.

teh mountain dudes in good form.

fat asses.

I just can't get anough of Jason's TSX.

..and Jeremy's car either.

got downforce Sir?! You better fuckin believe it.

Now that's a fat ass. I like big butts and i can not lie.

Glossy Sir. This guy will continue to do work.

Bike inside!

ATLP exhaust.

Neutral color five-some.

STIG 1



Trivia Question: Is this a TSX or a TL. Trick question!


Very nice form Sirs. Continue to do work and inspire.

I was told to buy a polarizer for my camera to reduce teh glare.

World Rally Blue.




Pink, green, yellow, and gold all in one. mmm.

I'll kill you.

Slight JDM angle action.

You ain't from new mexico son! or are you?!

Canard action.

Darkness.


At this point we are over 50% completion. I am seriously taking one for the team because I haz had no lunches nor did i eat breakfast. MOAR to cum. Permission to post still has not been granted.
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"I mean you know what i'm saying? It's like all of japan is right here in this photo. Red and white colors too just like their flag. Land of teh rising sun, we bow down. "
^^ lmao check out the puerto rican flag in the top right!! lmao
Section 3-A
Rolling to the track on sunday morning. I like Tennessee's style. They cut through rocks to make their highways. It makes for a nice background.

Exchanging looks. Wait til jason posts what his D300 did.

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Sorcery sex. Do love. Was featured in a mag as red. Baby is now blue.

Robbie looks like he's about to kill me!

We posted up behind teh CCW dudes.

Good luck typing that tag into the NC Interface Mr. Officer guy!

Honda. The Power of Dreams.

Even this girl was stanced out on that seat!
[IMG]http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4094
Fresh Ess.


Met this dude 4 years ago at a honda meet in Orlando. Both of our cars have transformed through the years. It was good catching up and seeing his immaculate hatch. I love this car.


This pink with the blue monoblocks was killing me all weekend.

Beautiful work inside as well.

I spotted these two paired up and thought mmmm how lovely.

Casey's whip again. mmmm.

Powered by Honda. Someone do what they did to the orange drift element, but do it to an accord or some shit. and then drift it and be the king of all coolness. Or should i do it to the TL. hmm?! rwd 500hp TL? It's the power of dreams mother fuckers. Do it to it!

Those dudes are like hell yeah.

Someone said this car was there last year. I must have missed it.

And i damn sure love it!

I told you I loved it didn't I?!

Wheel Sex.

Sharif's 370Z. One of his many cars. Ballin!

Someone from Atlanta go to his shop and tell him Eric with the TL said "you won't order an LF-A." I challenge his ass! SHARIF buy one!

This dude is awesome nice.

There he is again. mmmm.




Guess how much horsepowerz Ben's car makes?

It's rare. Makes around 500. Find another TSX that will do the same. You will not.


This dude hearts his Honda. Well so do I.

Very nice.

Experiencing some flickr technical difficulty. You may now go ahead and make any comments and posts as you wish. If you see anything to hate on go ahead and do it. It only means that there are 99 other things that obviously you liked.
There is still MOAR to come. Stay tuned.

Exchanging looks. Wait til jason posts what his D300 did.

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Sorcery sex. Do love. Was featured in a mag as red. Baby is now blue.

Robbie looks like he's about to kill me!

We posted up behind teh CCW dudes.

Good luck typing that tag into the NC Interface Mr. Officer guy!

Honda. The Power of Dreams.

Even this girl was stanced out on that seat!
[IMG]http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4094
Fresh Ess.


Met this dude 4 years ago at a honda meet in Orlando. Both of our cars have transformed through the years. It was good catching up and seeing his immaculate hatch. I love this car.


This pink with the blue monoblocks was killing me all weekend.

Beautiful work inside as well.

I spotted these two paired up and thought mmmm how lovely.

Casey's whip again. mmmm.

Powered by Honda. Someone do what they did to the orange drift element, but do it to an accord or some shit. and then drift it and be the king of all coolness. Or should i do it to the TL. hmm?! rwd 500hp TL? It's the power of dreams mother fuckers. Do it to it!

Those dudes are like hell yeah.

Someone said this car was there last year. I must have missed it.

And i damn sure love it!

I told you I loved it didn't I?!

Wheel Sex.

Sharif's 370Z. One of his many cars. Ballin!

Someone from Atlanta go to his shop and tell him Eric with the TL said "you won't order an LF-A." I challenge his ass! SHARIF buy one!

This dude is awesome nice.

There he is again. mmmm.




Guess how much horsepowerz Ben's car makes?

It's rare. Makes around 500. Find another TSX that will do the same. You will not.


This dude hearts his Honda. Well so do I.

Very nice.

Experiencing some flickr technical difficulty. You may now go ahead and make any comments and posts as you wish. If you see anything to hate on go ahead and do it. It only means that there are 99 other things that obviously you liked.
There is still MOAR to come. Stay tuned.
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Fix flicker issues and where is the rest of the pics at lol. No time for lunch that is only for the weak not the JDM strong. Need to get to the trip home and the improptu BoJangles photoshoot of the TL
...however, in the meantime, jason post that rolling shot up that megan took.
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I nominate this thread for "Thread of the Year". Eric your commentary made me LOL while sitting at Mitzi's house.
I'm really pissed I wasn't able to make this. Then again my car would have looked stock next to the cars that were shown in this thread. I really need to get some aftermarket wheels.
I hope you are making the Charlotte meet next month! Here's a link:
https://acurazine.com/forums/southeast-318/%2A-official-acurazine-charlotte-n-c-surrounding-areas-end-summer-meet-%2A-784189/
I'm really pissed I wasn't able to make this. Then again my car would have looked stock next to the cars that were shown in this thread. I really need to get some aftermarket wheels.
I hope you are making the Charlotte meet next month! Here's a link:
https://acurazine.com/forums/southeast-318/%2A-official-acurazine-charlotte-n-c-surrounding-areas-end-summer-meet-%2A-784189/
Section 4-A.




























We overheard this dude saying my TL is ugly. buwahahaha! gotcha bitch.








This fuckin thing looks so ill. Dude good job with it.




makes around 300.



Visited White Castle one last time before I return next year. A lady asked if I would take a survey about the new look of White Castle. It had been renovated since last year. I got a $10 gift card for answering questions. I told them that North Carolina needs a white castle, and to put one in charlotte! hehehe.

This dude was cool. He came up on me on i40. We exchanged ricer fly bys.

The lake before teh mountains.





I was so happy looking at the cars all day that I sweated a salty smiley face on my volk racing shirt.


Wut?

I wear my sunglasses at night.

Thanks for teh sticker dave!

915 miles later, a safe return to home base. (Cape Canaveral) syke!

Well that's all i've got. It was a task to make this thread, but I feel it was neccessary. I apologize for the hundreds of other cars that did not show up in this thread, and there are a bunch of them too. It's the nature of the event that makes it close to impossible to photograph everything. Especially with the heat you just get lazy sometimes. But I did what I could, and look forward to making the 2011 thread twice as big. It's up to YOU to get that sex machine in your garage ready. You've got one year to do so. Make it happen. Do work. Make history. Until next year, be easy.
I'm so kickin myself right now for NOT making the trip cuz rain was in the forecast....lol
Well I won't be missing Nopi/H.I.N. at the end of the month in ATL.
Awesome Recap!
Well I won't be missing Nopi/H.I.N. at the end of the month in ATL.
Awesome Recap!
Eric, dude...this thread is F*CKING EPIC!! Subscribed so I can jump back to it really quick hahaha.
And for that hater...keep walkin. Tool.
So much win here, it's just not right.
And for that hater...keep walkin. Tool.
So much win here, it's just not right.
Eric, Flickr is gonna ban you for eating up their bandwidth
Amazing pictures though! The one where the poeple are climbing up the mountain looks like Hwy 64 in TN, was it by any chance? Probably not now that I think about it lol
Amazing pictures though! The one where the poeple are climbing up the mountain looks like Hwy 64 in TN, was it by any chance? Probably not now that I think about it lol
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Awww come on more commentary was needed in section 4 man.
The BoJangles shoot was epic and a fun way to end the trip.
Oh and yes you did something very very wrong there, that is for sure.
The BoJangles shoot was epic and a fun way to end the trip.
Oh and yes you did something very very wrong there, that is for sure.




