CLtotheTL32-My Asparasocks/BS Thread !!
06-13-2012, 10:48 AM
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Maybe 25 by now. Probably 50 by the end of the day 
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06-13-2012, 10:50 AM
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whoa
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06-13-2012, 10:57 AM
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06-13-2012, 11:04 AM
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Yep, there we go
06-13-2012, 11:05 AM
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Alright I need some recommendations for renaming this thread. I was thinking:
"Random Ish Thread"
"My BS Thread"
or Austin's favorite
"sinep"
"Random Ish Thread"
"My BS Thread"
or Austin's favorite
"sinep"
06-13-2012, 11:08 AM
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my vote goes for:
Tyler's Asparasox thread
Tyler's Asparasox thread
06-13-2012, 11:08 AM
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oooooo I like that one
06-13-2012, 11:19 AM
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06-13-2012, 11:20 AM
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I usually keep my man junk fully trimmed or shaved. Around 3 months ago I visited India with my parents, and during this time I hadn't shaved my pubes in many months. I wasn't seeing any action, and I just couldn't be bothered. We went to a wedding and were there for a good 9-10 hours for the after party and everything. During that entire time, my balls were absolutely, unbearably itchy. I was going at it like no tomorrow for the better part of 5/6 hours, and my mom took notice. I didn't care though because the itch just would not stop. After I was pretty much certain I had drawn blood from the excessive itching, I excused myself to the bathroom. I dropped my pants on the ground and found a cockroach trapped inside my pubic hair, crushed to death. To this day, I have never let my pubic hair grow out.
Once me and my girlfriend were doing it doggy style. Nearing climax I began thrusting more vigorously and with greater stroke length, at one point I pulled all the way out but I had no intention of fucking up the rhythm so I thrusted forward again, but in the interim second, my girlfriend had lowered her body about half an inch, so when I thrusted forward I destroyed her poor, unprepared asshole, full penetration. This caused her to jump forward like a frog directly into the headboard, splitting her head open. She needed 13 stitches.
....hah. how you guys feel after that?
Once me and my girlfriend were doing it doggy style. Nearing climax I began thrusting more vigorously and with greater stroke length, at one point I pulled all the way out but I had no intention of fucking up the rhythm so I thrusted forward again, but in the interim second, my girlfriend had lowered her body about half an inch, so when I thrusted forward I destroyed her poor, unprepared asshole, full penetration. This caused her to jump forward like a frog directly into the headboard, splitting her head open. She needed 13 stitches.
....hah. how you guys feel after that?
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^^^ ooo I like that one
EDIT: was meant for Veggies suggestion to the thread name !!!
and who the fuck is TLtotheCL23 ?!?!?
Tyler you got a stalker
EDIT: was meant for Veggies suggestion to the thread name !!!
and who the fuck is TLtotheCL23 ?!?!?
Tyler you got a stalker
06-13-2012, 11:22 AM
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06-13-2012, 11:23 AM
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"Asparasocks Nation. This thread will make your pee smell."
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06-13-2012, 11:27 AM
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hahaha what the hell did you just post, Sean? Love it.
06-13-2012, 11:34 AM
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I like this guy/girl.
I usually keep my man junk fully trimmed or shaved. Around 3 months ago I visited India with my parents, and during this time I hadn't shaved my pubes in many months. I wasn't seeing any action, and I just couldn't be bothered. We went to a wedding and were there for a good 9-10 hours for the after party and everything. During that entire time, my balls were absolutely, unbearably itchy. I was going at it like no tomorrow for the better part of 5/6 hours, and my mom took notice. I didn't care though because the itch just would not stop. After I was pretty much certain I had drawn blood from the excessive itching, I excused myself to the bathroom. I dropped my pants on the ground and found a cockroach trapped inside my pubic hair, crushed to death. To this day, I have never let my pubic hair grow out.
Once me and my girlfriend were doing it doggy style. Nearing climax I began thrusting more vigorously and with greater stroke length, at one point I pulled all the way out but I had no intention of fucking up the rhythm so I thrusted forward again, but in the interim second, my girlfriend had lowered her body about half an inch, so when I thrusted forward I destroyed her poor, unprepared asshole, full penetration. This caused her to jump forward like a frog directly into the headboard, splitting her head open. She needed 13 stitches.
....hah. how you guys feel after that?
Once me and my girlfriend were doing it doggy style. Nearing climax I began thrusting more vigorously and with greater stroke length, at one point I pulled all the way out but I had no intention of fucking up the rhythm so I thrusted forward again, but in the interim second, my girlfriend had lowered her body about half an inch, so when I thrusted forward I destroyed her poor, unprepared asshole, full penetration. This caused her to jump forward like a frog directly into the headboard, splitting her head open. She needed 13 stitches.
....hah. how you guys feel after that?
Im trying my absolute hardest to stiffle my laughter at work right now.
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"Tyler Talks Pubes, Asparagus and SexBoxes"
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06-13-2012, 11:36 AM
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Here ya go, 3G Ramblings has a few 4chan posts
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06-13-2012, 11:41 AM
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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE?!?!?!?!?!?!
Who quoted my pictures??!?!?!?!!? Bastards!
Who quoted my pictures??!?!?!?!!? Bastards!
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^^^ @ Austin
TO Austin !!!!
the funniest post ever !!!!
that guy should receive a fucking MEDAL for that shit !!!
@ Austin TO Austin !!!!the funniest post ever !!!!
that guy should receive a fucking MEDAL for that shit !!!
06-13-2012, 11:44 AM
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06-13-2012, 11:46 AM
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Which one of you fools made an account and quoted my first post?!!?!?!?!?!?!
06-13-2012, 11:46 AM
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another good one.
Age 12. In my room lying on bed playing my new copy of Soul Calibur, I discovered my new favourite character Talim who I found incredibly hot. I had some fun the "costume designer' mode and went on to play a full adventure.
Few rounds in, the Dual shock combined with Talim's jiggling at every move resulted in a massive throbbing boner.
"Hmm...wonder what it's like to actually ejaculate?" Rubbed away furiously... and my dick felt full. Thought I was climaxing...looking down expecting a dribble of white spurt...shot hot piss in my eye. Turned it away in agony and covered my bed, tv and playstation in piss.
Good times.
Same fucking thing happened the other week. It slipped out, went straight into her butthole and i've never heard a louder scream in my life. She pushed me off, curled up into a ball and started hysterically crying. I tried to comfort her but failed miserably so she ran into the bathroom, threw up, fainted, and on her way down she hit her lip on the edge of my sink counter and bruised half of her face. Her butt was bleeding for a few days and she refused to talk to me until the bleeding stopped. Now enough time has passed where she got over it and just hates me a little bit less
^^^I took my ex's anal cherry. she bled too. didn't tell me it hurt. felt like a rapist. feelsbadman.jpg.
ps, that last part is really me talking.
Age 12. In my room lying on bed playing my new copy of Soul Calibur, I discovered my new favourite character Talim who I found incredibly hot. I had some fun the "costume designer' mode and went on to play a full adventure.
Few rounds in, the Dual shock combined with Talim's jiggling at every move resulted in a massive throbbing boner.
"Hmm...wonder what it's like to actually ejaculate?" Rubbed away furiously... and my dick felt full. Thought I was climaxing...looking down expecting a dribble of white spurt...shot hot piss in my eye. Turned it away in agony and covered my bed, tv and playstation in piss.
Good times.
Same fucking thing happened the other week. It slipped out, went straight into her butthole and i've never heard a louder scream in my life. She pushed me off, curled up into a ball and started hysterically crying. I tried to comfort her but failed miserably so she ran into the bathroom, threw up, fainted, and on her way down she hit her lip on the edge of my sink counter and bruised half of her face. Her butt was bleeding for a few days and she refused to talk to me until the bleeding stopped. Now enough time has passed where she got over it and just hates me a little bit less
^^^I took my ex's anal cherry. she bled too. didn't tell me it hurt. felt like a rapist. feelsbadman.jpg.
ps, that last part is really me talking.
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Okay...sex stories are a bit...in depth for AZine...
06-13-2012, 11:50 AM
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06-13-2012, 11:51 AM
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WTF
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hate saying this but this thread made my day....those stories are just hilarious....
06-13-2012, 11:54 AM
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That tag has been off of the car for 6 months.
06-13-2012, 12:03 PM
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MY BODY IS READY
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