Short story....

I was at a light making a left turn along with a SAAB convertible with 4 passengers next to me. I was using the bluetooth technology on the phone with my buddy talking home improvement find out the parts I would need for my AC vent at home. Light went green, I proceed to make a normal left hand turn, and all of a sudden the SAAB flew by me on the left hand side. "WTF" I thought to myself... whatevers.
I proceed to drive normally and continued my conversation on home improvement...
I saw the SAAB driver hit the brakes way up ahead with no cars in front of him and slowed down enough to be next to me. The passenger in the front said something then saw the passengers in the back laughing, but I was still on the phone. So they continued to go faster... until few lights later we both caught red.
I was still on the phone when the passenger of SAAB mumbled something again... this time I told my buddy to hold on.
SAAB passenger: "Is that really supercharged?" rest of his friends laughing.
Me: "Yes."
SAAB passenger "it didn't seem too fast back there"
Me: "was on phone, still on phone...."
SAAB driver "I think my car can take yours."
Me: "yeah? we can try, it's a clear day, I see no cops or traffic ahead. But it'll be over before you know it."
SAAB driver and friends "hahaha, ok. we'll find out"

Green light. It was as if I raced a stock honda civic DX.............

after blasted them by what seems to be 100 car lenghts.... I exited right into Home Depot.

my friend on phone "whoa, nice whine, wtf, you racing?"
me: "hahaha yeah, alittle...so that 4x10x6 will fit my vent?......"

the end

 

LOL..... GREAT KILL.... YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE BACK RACED AGAIN... THAN GO BACK AGAIN AND RACE AGAIN.... LOL...... AND THAN GO BACK SLAP EACH OF THEM TWICE AND TELL THEM NExt Time Pick a walking guy to race with

 

lol..I got one of those guys here at work but with a Saab Wagon. I really don't understand them some times.

 

that is funny as hell, they must've shit their pants when you wasted them, stupid tools. i bet his friends are laughing at him now.

 

imagine the looks on their faces when you pulled on them so easily.

 

Was just irritating to see drivers who thinks their cars just dusted someone when the other driver like myself isn't even aware of what's going on...
I mean, if you're a mustang Cobra or a Corvette showing off to me, I'll give you a thumbs up.... but a SAAB convertible....com'on.

 

Nice, don't you just love those guys. They are real work all right...(yeah we're racing, but you don't even know it!) Good kill man.

 

i got my ass handed to me by a saab some hatchback with a swap lost 20 bucks on that shit too

 

Best kill story I have read in a LONG time. VERY NICE!!

 

Ha ha this is hilarious. They should have a hall of fame for stories like this LOL

 

nice kill!