OMG RACOON WHAT THE...RUN THE OTHER WAY YO!
05-31-2008, 06:34 AM
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OMG RACOON WHAT THE...RUN THE OTHER WAY YO!
HOLY FUCK...I WAS GOING HOME...
Out of no fucking where some racoon runs out from a parked car and BOOM! Right on my right bumper. My HID fogs are fine but the bumper busted open.
LEARN TO WATCH BEFORE YOU CROSS HOLY FUCK.
Out of no fucking where some racoon runs out from a parked car and BOOM! Right on my right bumper. My HID fogs are fine but the bumper busted open.
LEARN TO WATCH BEFORE YOU CROSS HOLY FUCK.
05-31-2008, 07:09 AM
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GO DAWGS!! SICK'EM!!
damn...that is some raccoon in the hurry...
i guess you only have to replace the bumper and make sure it match the color to rest of the ride...
good luck
i guess you only have to replace the bumper and make sure it match the color to rest of the ride...
good luck
05-31-2008, 08:20 AM
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oooooohhhhh shiiiiittttt... guess you are lucky I am dying to sell my front bumper... except you wont want it with the big ass vent on the driver side...
cough cough perfect excuse to get an 04-06 front end done
ps. if it makes you feel any better my co-worker ran over a skunk in the company car... it still smells like skunk piss
cough cough perfect excuse to get an 04-06 front end done
ps. if it makes you feel any better my co-worker ran over a skunk in the company car... it still smells like skunk piss
05-31-2008, 08:37 AM
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Ouch!
I don't know why so many animals seem to run *at* a moving car rather than away from it. Maybe they're suicidal.
http://images.google.com/images?q=bunny+suicides
I don't know why so many animals seem to run *at* a moving car rather than away from it. Maybe they're suicidal.
http://images.google.com/images?q=bunny+suicides
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05-31-2008, 09:44 AM
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mmmh looking at ur pics again made me think you should do the drifter cure... get some duct tape on the inside... and a decal on the front side 
$10 fix
ps. double stick tape and a zip tie under the headlight...
$10 fixps. double stick tape and a zip tie under the headlight...
05-31-2008, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by stillhere153
mmmh looking at ur pics again made me think you should do the drifter cure... get some duct tape on the inside... and a decal on the front side $10 fix
ps. double stick tape and a zip tie under the headlight...
$10 fixps. double stick tape and a zip tie under the headlight...
D
05-31-2008, 06:15 PM
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Wow that blows man, Glad you are ok though.
Just be glad it wasnt in your car then pop up outta
no where like on Harold & Kumar!
F#*KING RACOOOOOOON!!!
Just be glad it wasnt in your car then pop up outta
no where like on Harold & Kumar!
F#*KING RACOOOOOOON!!!
05-31-2008, 08:43 PM
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Sorry to see that man. Well for those who don't believe a racoon could do that, I too was attacked by one about 2 yrs. ago and it cracked the bumper on my '05 NBP TL. Yes a simple racoon ran out in front of me, I saw it, but since I was going about 60 at the time, decided to just drive over it, that was a bad call for me. But I just got a '08 NBP manual TL-S, I traded the '05 and the dealer gave me about $1500 over KBB trade value. I don't understand it. But anyways, beware of the mighty racoon!
05-31-2008, 10:00 PM
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A turkey once ran out infront of my father's old 535is. I guess it jumped up and started to fly or something. Perfect level for a couple of headlights, grill, radiator, bumper, hood, you name it. Expensive! Small animals can do some serious damage.
05-31-2008, 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted by lembowski
don't they make bandaids for owies like this?
funny you'd mention this because they do... that is wat I ment about the jdm fix - http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...m=120268058235
06-01-2008, 02:47 AM
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Wow..that is a pretty nasty crack in your bumper. I am assuming the racoon is dead. I guess you have an excuse to put on the TLS front kit on the car now.
06-01-2008, 03:46 AM
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its like how i was on the freeway driving and part of a tire was coming at me and im going straight at it =x and i couldnt dodge it there was like cars around me xD... paint chip off. and the side of the front bumper pop out
06-01-2008, 12:39 PM
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lol dude, on Long island, the racoons out here are fucking huge, when i used to still care about my health, i'd go running in the morning and all the time you'd see some FAT and big, big as in like the size of a young golden retriever, crawl back into the sewer ducts on the side of the road....those things are no joke,
lol hey elkayem now's the chance to decide how you want to do your bumper! lol, on a lighter note if this makes you any happier, on my other car, these two pigeons were too busy enjoying NYC crumbs and flew off too late or too slow (NY pigeons are fucking BEAST).....anyway, they exploded all over the front of my car and scratched it up pretty bad. I had to drive around all day with that crap on my hood, in my ducts...lol
lol hey elkayem now's the chance to decide how you want to do your bumper! lol, on a lighter note if this makes you any happier, on my other car, these two pigeons were too busy enjoying NYC crumbs and flew off too late or too slow (NY pigeons are fucking BEAST).....anyway, they exploded all over the front of my car and scratched it up pretty bad. I had to drive around all day with that crap on my hood, in my ducts...lol
06-02-2008, 03:16 AM
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dont worry clem! i popped a 3/8 solid steel shot into one of those suckers today! smoked it with my slingshot right in the forehead...heard some crack noise i think i broke its skull.....then it crippled away
06-02-2008, 03:20 AM
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Originally Posted by HeLLy
dont worry clem! i popped a 3/8 solid steel shot into one of those suckers today! smoked it with my slingshot right in the forehead...heard some crack noise i think i broke its skull.....then it crippled away
06-02-2008, 03:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Eoanou
Lol did you stay up all night just to get revenge on that 'coon?
06-02-2008, 05:17 AM
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Originally Posted by JCL622
lol dude, on Long island, the racoons out here are fucking huge, when i used to still care about my health, i'd go running in the morning and all the time you'd see some FAT and big, big as in like the size of a young golden retriever, crawl back into the sewer ducts on the side of the road....those things are no joke,
lol hey elkayem now's the chance to decide how you want to do your bumper! lol, on a lighter note if this makes you any happier, on my other car, these two pigeons were too busy enjoying NYC crumbs and flew off too late or too slow (NY pigeons are fucking BEAST).....anyway, they exploded all over the front of my car and scratched it up pretty bad. I had to drive around all day with that crap on my hood, in my ducts...lol
lol hey elkayem now's the chance to decide how you want to do your bumper! lol, on a lighter note if this makes you any happier, on my other car, these two pigeons were too busy enjoying NYC crumbs and flew off too late or too slow (NY pigeons are fucking BEAST).....anyway, they exploded all over the front of my car and scratched it up pretty bad. I had to drive around all day with that crap on my hood, in my ducts...lol
hahaha dude, I ran over one of them pigeons when my car was fresh off the lot... felt like a speed bump....
ps. I seen a racoon knock down everyones trash in my cousin's block in balwdin... talking about trash everywhere...
06-02-2008, 09:05 AM
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Stop being such a drama queen.
Get a new bumper and get over it :P.
Get a new bumper and get over it :P.