Just thought id get on here and share the ass raping I did to a Jetta this weekend, WITH 5 PEOPLE IN MY CAR AND 20'S! Went down to Athens GA with some friends of mine this weekend, I decided to be the DD so no drinking for me but we still had fun. On the way back to my friends apartment a gray Jetta pulled up next to us blasting like a 1995 rap song....LAME! Then as the light turned red he opened up his window and told me my car was a POS....wasnt too happy about that, of course im riding with four drunk guys in the car and they are screaming at me to get his ass....took the quick right turned and gunned it right next to him, we were probably going at a 30 mph roll and we both knew what was going on. I had to say by the time I hit 80 he was at least 2 car lengths back, maybe 2 1/2. So I had about 750 lbs of people in the car and I have 20's, all he had was a fat ass chick in his passenger seat...(you never know she could have been close to 700 lbs!) But all in all, raped a Jetta this weekend and I guess he found out the TL is not a peice of shit! Just thought id share!

 

very nice!

 

meh.

 

 

 

nice, i raced my cousin in his 2002 jettea he upgraded his turbo to the bigger one, and it was a chipped ecu, only thing he didnt have done at the time was a program but we went from a 3rd gear launch at around 50-60 km/h and i pulled hard so if the guy u raced was stock, without the extra 750lbs in ur car you wuld have murdered him

 

To OP: If you want to share kill stories, at least make them palatable. "Ass raping" a Jetta in which a "fat ass chick" rides shoutgun? Sounds like the words of a 14 year old tough guy. Granted, we're all adults here - curse words won't make anybody flinch. I'm not your father, but come on man; it doesn't hurt to act your age (especially on a public forum).

R&C has slowly degenerated from it's former glory as a fairly respectable kill/death forum. It used to (and still does) have some great tales. Yet these days, hilariously bullshit stories and nearly incoherent ramblings are slowly becoming the norm.

There are still some great threads in here, hence the reason I return so often. But this section of AZ has really fallen from grace

 

I'm sorry but this sounds like a statistic waiting to happen. You should have ignored the comments by said Jetta driver, NOT have been convinced to race by passengers with impaired judgment and brought home said passengers without incident.