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Old 04-28-2007, 03:19 PM
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Oh, yeah, I trained in muay thay longer than you, and im sure your mom mentions me all the time!
come to think about it... she did mention something about you to me
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muay thay is for sissys! you will submit
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getting in a fight online is like running in the special olympics, even if you win..your still retarded
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Originally Posted by orgnlprankster7
getting in a fight online is like running in the special olympics, even if you win..your still retarded
That was original.
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That was original.
but of course..i write all my own jokes
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getting in a fight online is like running in the special olympics, even if you win..your still retarded
Note though....you must have at least TWO for a fight and we were not fighting! lol We were just playing with the boy.
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I guess I'd better put on my incredible KILL story before the comes on!


Killed a Dodge Viper Today

I'm driving along Capitol expressway in San Jose wen I see this new viper parked in front of the dodge dealership so I decided to give it a good run. I pulled alongside to see how was driving it but couldn't see past the new car papers taped on the window! I put it in N and revved on the gas and I would guess the viper would do the same thing but the funny thing was I couldn't hear the viper because of my loud,monsterous vtec! So I drop it in D1 and take off! 20 car lengths later I figured it wasn't a race anymore and shut it down.. I BEAT A VIPER He had no chance! Later on I drove by the dealership and I was SHOCKED to see the viper parked in the exact same spot! Maybe he couldn't get over the fact he got KILLED by a T.L and wanted to return his car!
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I guess I'd better put on my incredible KILL story before the comes on!


Killed a Dodge Viper Today

I'm driving along Capitol expressway in San Jose wen I see this new viper parked in front of the dodge dealership so I decided to give it a good run. I pulled alongside to see how was driving it but couldn't see past the new car papers taped on the window! I put it in N and revved on the gas and I would guess the viper would do the same thing but the funny thing was I couldn't hear the viper because of my loud,monsterous vtec! So I drop it in D1 and take off! 20 car lengths later I figured it wasn't a race anymore and shut it down.. I BEAT A VIPER He had no chance! Later on I drove by the dealership and I was SHOCKED to see the viper parked in the exact same spot! Maybe he couldn't get over the fact he got KILLED by a T.L and wanted to return his car!

Alright! Kicked the "vtac" on em!

This reminds me of an episode of "The Mr.Obvious Show"...
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pics or it didnt happen lol
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Whew, had to take a minute to breath after laughing so hard.

I don't mind tow hooks with no power mods in the slightest.... assuming the car is road raced on a regular basis.

Since it's sitting on 36's I'm going to assume it has never seen a track of any kind in its existance.

Nice!
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same thing happened to me... cept i lined up with a rocket ship... killed him off the line... he started pulling though... he ended up beating me by 2 galaxys
lol
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I forgot to mention I fill up my car with corn oil which is good for an extra 400hp
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Old 05-02-2007, 11:48 AM
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Thanks to this thread, my coworkers think im retarded for laughing by myself! LOL! It was very entertaining, but I did take slight offense to the "Middle America Lames" Comment .....Least we arent dirty like NYC, placing garbage in the front streets

(Im joking by the way! : )
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I own an '04 Enzo Ferrari and did get beaten by an Acura TL. It appears to be the 3rd gen. He beat me by a car and half length from 0 to about 100 mph.
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Originally Posted by Forum_Owner
I own an '04 Enzo Ferrari and did get beaten by an Acura TL. It appears to be the 3rd gen. He beat me by a car and half length from 0 to about 100 mph.
Oh really! Me Toooooooooo! My 08' Enzo got killed by a 1st. gen!
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I own an '04 Enzo Ferrari and did get beaten by an Acura TL. It appears to be the 3rd gen. He beat me by a car and half length from 0 to about 100 mph.
You must suck at driving then, huh....
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The only way a TL would be an Enzo is if a toddler was driving the Enzo, and even then if he can touch the gas pedal, keep it in first, and drive straight, the Enzo would win.
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Old 05-06-2007, 04:26 PM
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^forum_owner is full of Read his posts. I doubt he even owns a T.L. He's probably talking about grand turismo on his ps2!
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Old 05-06-2007, 06:29 PM
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Yes, he is sure.
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I don't play any console games... never owned one since the original PS.

The video resolution is horrible. It's for kids.
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Old 05-06-2007, 07:37 PM
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I don't play any console games... never owned one since the original PS.

The video resolution is horrible. It's for kids.
it's called HDTV...you should look into it...

test drive unlimited on 360 looks amazing in HD...
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Old 05-06-2007, 07:58 PM
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it's called HDTV...you should look into it...

test drive unlimited on 360 looks amazing in HD...
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Originally Posted by rimz
it's called HDTV...you should look into it...

test drive unlimited on 360 looks amazing in HD...
oh, I see, so you want to change subject and go at it?

Do they have the ability to output 1200 or higher lines of vertical resolutions?

he he.... don't think so.


They still have not gotten surpassed the performance of the high-end PC gaming.


Console games have gotten better, improved, but still not as good as the PC Gaming. I think I'll stick with my $3000 HTPC(custom built by my hands, and tweaked). I don't want to run lame console games on my dual 50" commercial plasma panels. oh wait.... the console game can't even put out Dual DVI video out, can they?


... don't......... try to convince me with this kids' toys... They are below my expectation.
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oh, I see, so you want to change subject and go at it?

Do they have the ability to output 1200 or higher lines of vertical resolutions?

he he.... don't think so.


They still have not gotten surpassed the performance of the high-end PC gaming.


Console games have gotten better, improved, but still not as good as the PC Gaming. I think I'll stick with my $3000 HTPC(custom built by my hands, and tweaked). I don't want to run lame console games on my dual 50" commercial plasma panels. oh wait.... the console game can't even put out Dual DVI video out, can they?


... don't......... try to convince me with this kids' toys... They are below my expectation.
Apparently so was the English Language, huh? Basic grammer or a proof read would have told you how awkward this sounds.

Anyway...whats up man? You got a beef with this guy in another thread or something? I am lost! lol.
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Originally Posted by Forum_Owner
oh, I see, so you want to change subject and go at it?

Do they have the ability to output 1200 or higher lines of vertical resolutions?

he he.... don't think so.


They still have not gotten surpassed the performance of the high-end PC gaming.


Console games have gotten better, improved, but still not as good as the PC Gaming. I think I'll stick with my $3000 HTPC(custom built by my hands, and tweaked). I don't want to run lame console games on my dual 50" commercial plasma panels. oh wait.... the console game can't even put out Dual DVI video out, can they?


... don't......... try to convince me with this kids' toys... They are below my expectation.
so what rig have you made? whats all in it? OC speeds? timings, etc?
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Michael Benz, I got no problem with you. As for the grammar, like I care? why should i....... are ya crazy.


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It's been a long time I set my oc setting, but at the top of my head the FSB was set to 380+. Memory is at dual channel and the timing @ cas 4-4-4-12

SuperPi time at 1 million digit calculation = 14 sec

It's got a good'ol ATi X1959XTX 512
It's got a Sony BWU-100A Blu-Ray writer/ROM
It's got triple 3 x Sata Raptor drives running at raid0.
Memory is just at 1GB... DC
Ultra high-end SVGA(UXGA class) cable and a DVI-D cable.

I used to overclock using my DIY phase change cooling. Old P4 3.2 at 4.4 ghz = CPU temp at -3C. Old throughbred AthlonXP 1.433ghz @ 2850 mhz.

Shall we get into the specs of my Plasmas?
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Originally Posted by Forum_Owner
oh, I see, so you want to change subject and go at it?

Do they have the ability to output 1200 or higher lines of vertical resolutions?

he he.... don't think so.


They still have not gotten surpassed the performance of the high-end PC gaming.


Console games have gotten better, improved, but still not as good as the PC Gaming. I think I'll stick with my $3000 HTPC(custom built by my hands, and tweaked). I don't want to run lame console games on my dual 50" commercial plasma panels. oh wait.... the console game can't even put out Dual DVI video out, can they?


... don't......... try to convince me with this kids' toys... They are below my expectation.
hahahahaha...i just figured it out! ...you're aznbenz under a different name! or you're at least his brother because you're both acting like twin 12 year old girls...

first, no i don't want to get at anything with you...and who the fuck changed the subject when you already mentioned video games jackass?!? ...somehow i just KNEW you would come back with some PC fanboy bullshit about why they're better than consoles...let me show you some quick math: $300 xbox360 < $3000 PC system....second, even with your know-it-all attitude, my eyes and yours can't notice a big enough difference between TDU in 1080i HD and TDU on your overpriced PC...therefore there's no reason for me to want your setup...you on the other hand enjoy paying assloads of cash for something with a small gain...i'm sure you'll reply with all the specs of your Winblows machine, trying to prove to me how God-like you and your PC are, but save yourself some time because i could care less....

third, i don't have any need for dual 50" plasmas...my 57" HDTV is doing just fine...i don't have any desire to watch gay porn on one screen while i talk to my squadron in BF2 over my $180 wireless headset on my other screen...once again, this is you wanting to spend extra money for something that gives you little gain...

finally, if spending $3000 (plus money for your dual 50" plasmas) takes you out of the kid's category as far as toys are concerned, then you must be just a boy because even your hand-built PC couldn't match the highest end Mac...which would make users of that Mac a man, right? ...since it cost more and all...why don't we just drop our pants and see who has the bigger dick, skipping all this bullshit...or would your size be below your expectation?
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...my memory stick is bigger than yours... lol
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wheres the sli or the 8800 gtx????

lol sounds like a good rig. i have a conroe E6600 2gb ram striker mobo 2 19W Dual setup
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rimz, i didn't think my posts were coming from a 12 year old.... maybe it's my awesome arrogant personality, which I proud......

anyways, it's not worth arguing with a 5 year old attitude coming from a 25 year old guy. Are you a Mama's boy by any chance? I am kind of disappointed with your attitude now. I thought you were a cool guy here. Almost any posts you have made in the past were great, and as a matter of fact I liked your comments and found very agreeable. Ah...... too bad you don't know who I am.

Btw, I didn't know Aznbenz got banned. How did that happen? Isn't he the guy with an annoying hook on the front bumper? uggg... I hope he removed that by now.

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wheres the sli or the 8800 gtx????
My system was built a while back, shortly after the Conroe chips came out. Plus the ATi cards are known for providing cleaner texts. If I were to buy the system now I would get the top of the line.

lol sounds like a good rig. i have a conroe E6600 2gb ram striker mobo 2 19W Dual setup
thanx... it is a nice rig.
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...my memory stick is bigger than yours... lol


I don't mind having mine a *little bigger*, hell, make it a jumbo size.
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rimz, i didn't think my posts were coming from a 12 year old.... maybe it's my awesome arrogant personality, which I proud......

anyways, it's not worth arguing with a 5 year old attitude coming from a 25 year old guy. Are you a Mama's boy by any chance? I am kind of disappointed with your attitude now. I thought you were a cool guy here. Almost any posts you have made in the past were great, and as a matter of fact I liked your comments and found very agreeable. Ah...... too bad you don't know who I am.

Btw, I didn't know Aznbenz got banned. How did that happen? Isn't he the guy with an annoying hook on the front bumper? uggg... I hope he removed that by now
heh, homie, if you know anything about some of my posts it's that i bust other's balls 99% of the time when i talk like that...no hard feelings... ...if a $3000 PC system and dual plasmas is your thing, then cool...more props to you for having the money to buy those nice toys....there was some guy on here with like 12 PS2's if i remember right...

anyways, i should have started off my previous post by saying welcome to AZ...and then busted your balls...

and it's not do i know who you are, but do you know who i am...?
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heh, homie, if you know anything about some of my posts it's that i bust other's balls 99% of the time when i talk like that...no hard feelings...
That is why I liked your posts. That was exactly why... It's like I didn't even need to post because you took care of them.



anyways, i should have started off my previous post by saying welcome to AZ...and then busted your balls...
Ha ha lol


and it's not do i know who you are, but do you know who i am...?
you are the man?
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I dont know guys....you left my realm of reality a while back ago. And no....I dont have a problem with anybody on here....grammar....ya...I know...I was just f'ing with you. I am outta this one....you guys are talking technogeek and that kinda thing scares the lamen on the street!
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MichaelBenz, I have much respect to you. I have seen your video clips of racing and how you mod your car. I know you have passion. Props to you....

and yeah, this is a car forum. The computer/gaming talk is not needed. We apologize for inconvenience. Please speak anything you like.
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No....seriously....its cool. We are all just having fun here in this thread at this point!
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I own an '04 Enzo Ferrari and did get beaten by an Acura TL. It appears to be the 3rd gen. He beat me by a car and half length from 0 to about 100 mph.
I hate to call a bluff on this but your posts says otherwise. So you're racing what "appears" to be a 3rd gen T.L? How'd you get it confused?( and how the fu*% did you lose) So maybe from the side or you were concentrating on the race but if it beat you by 1 1/2 car lengths I KNOW any acurazine member can tell the difference between 1st,2nd and 3rd gen T.L tail lights! And in some other thread about customer service, you said you own or owned an acura......so there's definetly not an excuse not to know! If you're gonna make shit up, at least make it funny!
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The other day I ran into a 2nd gen TL Type-S and I beat him by 2 and half bus lengths at over 100 mph.

3rd gen TL > 2nd gen TL

I don't even know what 1st gen TL looks like...

I don't own an TL yet...
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