Yo, what da dilly ACURAZINE. It's been hella long since someone tried ta test my exotic supa hella fine whip yo. But just yesterday dis fool wit a hennesey viper be tryin' ta rematch me. I told dis fool ta stop disrespectin' ma favorite drink and get dat "HENNESEY" sticker off da windshield yo. Dis fool got mad pissed yo, and said he paid like 50 g's fo da hennesey package n' sheeeet. I said damn foo i be gettin' henny fo $15 at da package store bieeetch. I already beat dis foo ta next week in a race and he be wantin' more yo, fluck dat. He be havin' slicks now though so i think he thought he could test dis.
But he ain't be knowin' i got my new 18" chrome Momo wheels yo, dat be mad light weight n' ****. So we line up at dis race site called Dairy Town in good ol' Danbury and dere be mad witnesses ta da smackdown of da century yo. I adjusted ta Vtec controlla ta 3k, cuz 2k be makin' da wheel spin like whoa! yo! I rev dat **** da 8k and da flagger drops her panties yo. I bogged a little but den caught and was izzout son, like hella izzout. I mega ill shifted second n' chirped my front tire hella hard. I musta spinned it yo, cuz dis foo came shootin' up. But i be a mad ill racer so i ain't be carin', i just looked at da shift light in anticipation yo. Bam light on an i be shifted quick as hell yo. I banged third harda den i banged dis fools g/f later yo. I flew past da crowd in 4th at 160 like 3 buslengths from dis hater.
I went back ta dis fool who was all cryin' n ****. I just told him dat TL-S r some fast whip yo!!!, n' ya can't beat da best. He be agreein' n' i be mad happy ta say i saw dis foo at da Acura dealership today. Maybe i be havin' some real comp soon yo.

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If ya don't know ya better ask somebody foo

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Is that English??

 

dude - get an education and learn how to speak english

 

There is no need for the personal attaks. I drive an acura like you two.

 

lmao!!!!.. he probably doesnt even have a TL and definitely doesnt have an education.

 

it's not a personal attack, really what it is, is that you say your 29 years old, and you post in a forum of very well educated folks with a post that makes you look like your 16 and still in high school. You "two" own an Acura like we do, so let's post a thread that's meaningful and one that shows that your 29!

buddy, you should also learn how to spell also, now that is a personal attack. Your post is ridiculous to read, and will cause you to get flamed by others...enjoy buddy

 

Wow guys not a nice greating from u all. I do have an 07 typeS why u be hattin?

 

to bee honst i did not graduate HS my family haves lots of loot/cash so they got baught me the TL. Befor that I drove a Civic SI

 

i say, go back to high school and graduate... or go to some class to get some better grammer because its kind of hard to understand.

 

It's kind of funny to read the posts as it reminds me of the crowd I used to hang with ....

But there are tons of people who will be having a tough time understand what you wrote ...

 

Cliff notes:

This guy with a Hennesey Twin Turbo Viper challenged our author at the drag strip which bothered Acura2007TLS for two reasons - 1. He had already beaten him once before, and 2. because our author felt that this fellow was disrespecting his favorite drink with his slack performances. As luck would have it these two adversaries find themselves embroiled in another race, this time the author has added some mods - lightweight wheels. In the heat of the battle Acura2007TLS spins his wheels off the line - "I musta spinned it yo, cuz dis fo came shootin' up". But then then the author was able to feather the throttle enough to gain traction in 3rd gear and suddenly his thoughts turn to women - "I banged third harda den I banged did fools g/f later yo". Finally, after reflecting in the glory of his kill, our author sees his rival at the local Acura dealer and the air is thick with the potential for a rematch.

This is what I was able to grasp, at least...

 

LOLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*!@#)(*#!@*!@*()#*@(

CLIFF NOTES!!!!!! LOLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

this is my FAVORITE POST OF ALL TIME ON THIS FORUM!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM DYING LAUGHING HERE AT STARBUCKS

 

Thanks for cleening up my storie so other peeps can read it.

 

Are you any relation to alltrac? He speaks very good English, but there are other similarities which cannot be ignored.

 

i be da mad hatter, yo.
congrats on beating a hennessy viper and owning a TL.

 

viper vs veyron
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsdvm...%2Findex%2Ephp
0-220 in 24.1 sec
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TXLM...%2Findex%2Ephp

 

I love the cliff notes! lol

I think we are being scammed. It looks like someone who is deliberately trying to write like this. I have been around/tutored many people with poor English skills and it looks nothing like this. acura2007tls is playing around and is probably cracking up laughing while reading all of our comments.

 

U the man DM .... LOL

or you must have too much free time on hand ... ROFLMAO .....

 

I agree with WantnOne. That was too well written to be someone with a poor education...

 

I was thinking the same!

 

Thanks, shooter. But just too much free time on this end...

 

I dont know who he is Ron but based on the post I already predict his time will be very short with us...

 

So wait....are you saying you beat the Viper?

I cant tell.

 

Scratch that....WTF is wrong with you?

 

Im going to stop this thread now.....

before it gets any worse......


acura2007tls you have a PM


EDIT: you cant receive PM's. so Ill just warn you in this thread.....


I dont know what your intentions are but this is not how we roll...