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Old 06-29-2010, 04:19 PM
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^His post was at 3:20 AM.
And he never mentions his wife being with him, just that he shaves her legs with shattered glass.
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Old 06-29-2010, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by UplandTLsleeping
shattered glass has given me a closer shave that my wifes legs
Actually, he said that the shattered glass resulting from this event gave him a closer shave "than" his wife's legs.

This implies that his wife's legs are shaven, though no no indication is given that she shaves with shattered glass.
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Old 06-29-2010, 04:56 PM
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i just feel bad that his wife's legs taste like smog
Yallz are some silly mofo's lol...this ^ made me laugh like crazy. Anyhoo I've read the post x2 still confused but anyhoo hope your ok.
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Old 06-29-2010, 04:59 PM
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This implies that his wife's legs are shaven
Pics or it didn't happen
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Old 06-29-2010, 05:00 PM
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Old 06-29-2010, 07:50 PM
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Old 06-29-2010, 08:06 PM
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Old 06-29-2010, 10:08 PM
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We need Barbara Billingsley (Airplane) to help with the translation....although I don't think it's Jive, so maybe not....

jptl04, you did a pretty good translation (I think?). What's he speaking?
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Old 06-29-2010, 10:57 PM
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Looks like someone's 50 shot leaked into the cabin.

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Old 06-29-2010, 11:09 PM
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Old 06-29-2010, 11:59 PM
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Ernie and Bert are the only "normal" looking peeps in the picture....
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this thread is funny shit but.....Who the hell is a Nationals fan? they need to be shot
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Pics or it didn't happen
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Originally Posted by blkaspec
i just feel bad that his wife's legs taste like smog
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^His post was at 3:20 AM.
And he never mentions his wife being with him, just that he shaves her legs with shattered glass.
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Old 06-30-2010, 11:40 PM
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Old 07-02-2010, 12:39 AM
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So what actually happened? The drunk speak was hard to understand.
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Old 07-02-2010, 12:47 AM
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nice pics...

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Old 07-02-2010, 12:54 AM
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Truthfully, on the fwy going 70mph, and the hood came flying up. My guess is because my front lip (k1)bumper pulls my front end down (extremely) at higher speeds, causing my unfinished front grill to push out (missing when I inspected the car at a stop), ripping my hood pins and hood dampners out. Is that a little better explaination
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Old 07-02-2010, 01:02 AM
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Still confused as to WTF you were doing that caused this, I cant imagine the force it would take to do that, even at 70mph. Pics please.
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Old 07-02-2010, 01:03 AM
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Ok just saw the pics. Still wondering how the hell that happened, someone please explain what he is trying to say....
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Old 07-02-2010, 01:09 AM
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i dont know how simpilar I can put it. Look at my profile pics and visualize the front grille falling out (because it wasnt completely installed) the area that created an air pocket to force the hood pins and dampners up and out
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Old 07-02-2010, 01:32 AM
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Originally Posted by UplandTLsleeping
i dont know how simpilar I can put it. Look at my profile pics and visualize the front grille falling out (because it wasnt completely installed) the area that created an air pocket to force the hood pins and dampners up and out
I think I understand now.
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Old 07-02-2010, 02:41 AM
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Old 07-02-2010, 07:08 AM
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Originally Posted by UplandTLsleeping
i dont know how simpilar I can put it. Look at my profile pics and visualize the front grille falling out (because it wasnt completely installed) the area that created an air pocket to force the hood pins and dampners up and out

Oh I see what you did here, you werent running a latch with this new grill?

And the hood pins failed.
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Old 07-02-2010, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted by UplandTLsleeping
Truthfully, on the fwy going 70mph, and the hood came flying up. My guess is because my front lip (k1)bumper pulls my front end down (extremely) at higher speeds, causing my unfinished front grill to push out (missing when I inspected the car at a stop), ripping my hood pins and hood dampners out. Is that a little better explaination
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wow.....that sucks....at least everyone was alright!
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...even with the explanation, that's still some wild stuff!
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Wow that sucks....
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Ergg why can't I see the pictures! Stupid work.
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Old 07-03-2010, 01:24 PM
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This happened to me once while riding in a friends vw bug, scary feeling.
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This is one of the most entertaining threads I've ever read.. You guys are cracking me up!!
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