The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
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Oh, I meant the bum fights downtown under the bridge. Screw your neighbor. Really, give him your post and you do the drilling. Let the HOA watch.
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Glad you're okay cu2wagon
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Just popped the kamado's cherry.. Chicken has been smoking for almost two hours. Used mesquite lump and chips.
mmm...
fedex overnight some to me, bro...
should still be hot when it gets here.
FuckJoe, you got me laughing bro. Stay wet, my Mexican brother.
fedex overnight some to me, bro...
should still be hot when it gets here.
FuckJoe, you got me laughing bro. Stay wet, my Mexican brother.
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It's important to load the fridge full of beer for events like this. It adds thermal mass for when the power goes out. Keeps things cooler longer. Plus, it's clean drinking water for when they issue "do not drink" warnings for the tap.
Remember, beer has water content but water has no beer content. And beer has food value but food has no beer value. So in anticipation of any natural disaster, it really makes the most sense to stock up on beer.
Remember, beer has water content but water has no beer content. And beer has food value but food has no beer value. So in anticipation of any natural disaster, it really makes the most sense to stock up on beer.
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Getting Little Cha ready for bed soon...then maybe watch Guardians of the Galaxy 2...?
That or catch something on my queue on Netflix.
That or catch something on my queue on Netflix.
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Glad you're okay cu2wagon.
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If I were there, I'd offer to go looting/rioting with someplace.
Any watch stores or robot stores nearby? I'd also loot European clothing stores.
Any watch stores or robot stores nearby? I'd also loot European clothing stores.
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You'd definitely get shot. Considering this has once again been a yuge over reaction, most places were business as usual. Anyplace worth looting was open. So no new TVs for this guy.
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Austin was losing their collective minds. I got so much grocery shopping done this morning and the roads were empty.
BUT FRANKLINS BURNED DOWN :'(
BUT FRANKLINS BURNED DOWN :'(
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Oh no. Where are all the hipsters going to stand around and fellate each other now?
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(I don't even know if Franklin's is a hipster place but it seemed like the right thing to say.)
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We went out for breakfast this morning because, well, it's just a rainstorm. Damn near had the city to ourselves. It was glorious.
Basically us and the crew of lineman who were out all night resetting breakers on poles.
Basically us and the crew of lineman who were out all night resetting breakers on poles.
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Interdesting how they spent all night going up poles and just a few thousand miles away, ladiboi was probably up all night going down poles.
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And yet collectively they all got to experience explosive climaxes.
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It really is a small world.
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And a sticky one when you keep taking it on the chin.
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Oh and it's raining again. Hope my fence stays intact.
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
Austin was losing their collective minds. I got so much grocery shopping done this morning and the roads were empty.
BUT FRANKLINS BURNED DOWN :'(
BUT FRANKLINS BURNED DOWN :'(
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It's the wind.. tough to control embers..
RIP Franklin's
chicken was a hit
Soooo good.. Tritip is next.. and burgers
ladiboi is an expert on smoking tres tips
One in the front and two in the rear
I thought he was a day hooker???
RIP Franklin's
chicken was a hit
Soooo good.. Tritip is next.. and burgers
ladiboi is an expert on smoking tres tips
One in the front and two in the rear
I thought he was a day hooker???
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Wow. So last night was a little more severe. It's been raining for going on 12 hours straight. A lot of areas around me are under water, we're okay so far though, but it's trippy to see people on social media basically giving real-time updates of encroaching water and then flooding.
I'll maybe stop joking about it now because there are a lot of people I actually know that got fucked last night. And not in the good tres tip ladiboi kinda way.
Wow.
OCH made it out alive though?
OCH made it out alive though?
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Yeah, last night was even pretty gnarly up here. Took out my fence.
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I heard OCH was flaming but thankfully, everyone that was there already had their mouths full so they just spat the fire out.
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Sup, folks. Taking my Mom car shopping later today. Starting out with Nissan and Kia. She wants a compact cross-over. So, we'll check out the Juke and the Squashykaisomethingsomething by Nissan and then see what Kia has to offer.
We'll head to Mazda, Honda, and Toyota next week or something.
We may also scope out the VW Teegoowan.
We'll head to Mazda, Honda, and Toyota next week or something.
We may also scope out the VW Teegoowan.
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So, which of you mofos paid to watch a beat on a gwai-ro who was in over his gwai-ro head?
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Thought the idea was stupid. It's like asking the best figure skater in the world to take on Wayne Gretzky in hockey.
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made burgers and tritip on the grill
fuckballs
so good.. smoke ring on the burgers was crack
I'm serious mang.. possibly the best burger I've ever had
and I've had a lot of burgers
tritip was on point too.. very underrated cut, especially on the grill
fuckballs
so good.. smoke ring on the burgers was crack
I'm serious mang.. possibly the best burger I've ever had
and I've had a lot of burgers
tritip was on point too.. very underrated cut, especially on the grill
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folks were raving about the chicken last night too
mesquite smoke is legit
mesquite smoke is legit
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Did you watch the fight Yummy..
One of the best boxing matches I've seen.. shit was good.
It did two things.. it showed motherfuckers how great Floyd is.. it definitely made up for the Pac fight
and dueces.. it proved how much of a bad motherfucker Mac is for stepping in the ring and showing he can fight regardless
Now go stick to your watches, hockey, piano, and robot things... shooo...
One of the best boxing matches I've seen.. shit was good.
It did two things.. it showed motherfuckers how great Floyd is.. it definitely made up for the Pac fight
and dueces.. it proved how much of a bad motherfucker Mac is for stepping in the ring and showing he can fight regardless
Now go stick to your watches, hockey, piano, and robot things... shooo...
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I've gotten so many texts / messages / calls from people I haven't heard from in years
thinking I'm dead over here... my fence is down.. my door is swole..
but I'm just drinking beer and BBQ.. shit is cash son. I love thejdrizzle.. not to be confused with the drizzy.. that's Taco's thing.
thinking I'm dead over here... my fence is down.. my door is swole..
but I'm just drinking beer and BBQ.. shit is cash son. I love the
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Houston got fucked up.. I'm serious to our Houston peeps.. lmk
And Port A.. which everyone loves.. Harvey butt fucked her pretty good.
Let's see what the fuccboi cheeto gun do... the Cajun Navy already on the scene.. love dem rednecks.
Oh.. and this... #Texass
And Port A.. which everyone loves.. Harvey butt fucked her pretty good.
Let's see what the fuccboi cheeto gun do... the Cajun Navy already on the scene.. love dem rednecks.
Oh.. and this... #Texass
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I love drizzy.
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I love jizzy.
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Everyone alive?
I think I am.