I don't watch the road either. I watch other cars and the hot chicks driving them instead

 

You hear about that one dude in Detroit who died after he was ejected ejaculated from his car after a crash and they found him with pants undone because he was fapping to pron on his morning commute.....embarrassing for the family i bet....

 

dude, if he hadn't crashed he'd be a fkng hero.

 

More like a ROCKSTAR!!!

 

ive rubbed a chub before...
just never to completion without coming to a complete stop first.
i lose my focus trying to keep blood in both heads to stay alive.

 

I never claimed I wasn't lazy. :-P

 

Back from -ing and -ing...

 

I've got a '74 260zx parked out back, Back in the day they adapted a Holly 4BBL to it, I put in a new radiator and a Mallory coil, A couple years ago I had it running... I hang on to it because I have delusions of putting a modern engine (I waffle between a LT1 for raw straight line power, or something smaller and lighter so I can set it back further for turning corners) in it and turning it into a "screw comfort, just make it go f-ing fast" car.

Floorboards are a little rotten (carpeting got wet) but the body is in pretty decent shape for a 42 year old car. Interior is a total mess, had raccoons living in it for a while.

If anyone is serious about wanting it, I'll pull it out of the weeds and take a closer look at it... at the $6500 price range for a non running example, maybe $7500 for running? I might be persuaded to deliver it even!

 

$34.50

 

too much car talk in here..

 

Oh, and on the subject of "distracted driving"... years ago when I was in the Army I was on a road trip with some friends... two cars, my buddy and his girl in a truck, and since it was the slow vehicle the freak I was dating and I were following.

Well, long, slow, and boring... she decided to try the "BJ on the interstate" trick. All was good, I was staying away from other cars, hanging back but keeping up... she decided that my pants were in the way... set the cruise control, take one leg off... and all of a sudden, my buddy hits the exit ramp... FUG! So not I'm trying to do a lane change, slow down to exit speed, put my pants on, and explain to the freak why I stopped her.

Good times. Damn she was fun to play with... too bad she was so psychotic... I might have married her.

 

I'm just browsing to see if there is much available for these. I'd like to pick one up one day and restore it. I can understand having rust, but as long as there isn't 6" holes everywhere, it's all good. I too would make it a modern day speed demon and likely put some kind of turbo Nissan engine in.

 

I've seen that price a few times now... lemme guess, that's all you have left of your allowance until payday? :-P

 

the only rules in 3GR is that you have to provide pics. Otherwise you're considered a bullshitter and you will be ridiculed to no end.

 

$34.50 in my bank account??....dude how rich you think i am?? jeez, must be nice!

 

Man... The number of HJs and BJs I'd have to give in order to make $34.50...

 

We need more salad hey, Bún Thịt Nướng?


Here, have some of my cucumber. I peeled it too.

 

Dude...I'd give it to you for free if you keep your hands and mouth away from my gonads. Thanks.

 

I'd love some Bun Thit Nuong Cha Gio Tau Hu Ky right now..

 

I have a hankering for Mexican right now

 

send via PayPal.

 

your wife is not an object, ok?

 

 

Sure. Gimme your PayPal account. I'll send it to you in Vietnamese Dongs.

 

She is a Beautiful object of my desire!!!

 

dad jokes... dad jokes everywhere

 

no, no. You said you'd payment $34.50 if I don't touch your gonads. Well, I'm not touching them. So pay up, sucka. No going back now!

 

i prefer mom jokes.

#yomama

 

3.0 L VG30DETT V6 from a 1990 - 1996 300zx would be my pick.... lots of aftermarket parts there. A friend had one that he said made 500+ RWHP on the dyno, bigger turbos, flashed the computer, didn't even get into the short block... pushing a 1000 lb lighter car, it might be a little scary.

Here's one taken to the extreme (wish I knew what his setup was, all it says is V8 4WD):

 

Your mom never Jokes....she always sooooo serious......

 

The only joke my mom has is me..

 

id rather go the way of a skyline engine. It's easy to get my hands on one here. 3.0 V6 is too big/heavy to handle well in such a car

 

Damn, all I have is video.

 

dont fly we love u

and joke =/= regret just fyi

 

no one said she has to be naked or getting banged (although that would be a plus). Just wanna see pics of the SO.

 

i always wondered why she would mumble under her breath "I swear, thoiboi should've been swallowed"

 

RB25DET or SR20DET (obviously, it's like the free candy of the Nissan world).

 

 

What's up PHX? How's the surface of the sun today?

 

I donno... my thought was always to shove it back as far as I could... maybe even move the firewall. I-6 doesn't lend itself the best for that, the V6 makes more power stock, and I know there's an aftermarket performance part market, but who knows if it would even fit between the strut towers?

In any case they've always reminded me of the Shelby Daytona Cobra Coupe, or the 1962 Ferrari 250 GTO... both good looks... add a bit of modern tech to the 260z and I'll bet you $34.50 that it would better them.