Majofo

Joto...

Check this out mang.. ESV.. that stands for Emagine iS a V
https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/cto/6036146075.html

How bout this mano.. guaranteed no more than 2 major accidentos.. llame juan
https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/cto/6019059425.html

Remember this one.. it was in that Wayne video.. fit like 12 hoes.. clean vato
https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/cto/6035303012.html

This one is guaranteed to have only been dismantled 4 times by DEA.. might find a prize
https://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/cto/6026437765.html

It's pricier.. but it's money green mang.. say no mo..
https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/cto/6053362002.html

Then the ultimate.. shiett.. turn the V into horde control meat vagon..
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/cto/6051591743.html

justlookinout

UlsterBoy13

thoiboi

morning fam

thoiboi

definitely needed a steaming cup of this morning...


could not fall asleep for the life of me.

cu2wagon

Been working on my taxes at night.

TacoBello

ah, the tax man cometh.

thoiboi

no CPA?

TacoBello

My CPA is on holidays. I gave him 2 months off and the keys to my yacht. Figured my other CPA could do the work. But I don't like the way he does his hair, so sadly, I'm left up to my own devices.

thoiboi

I'm not talking about your Certified Pubic Anal-yst...

cu2wagon

Nope. Taxes aren't exactly brain surgery. Although, in the last few years, I've started using software instead of filling out paper forms by hand.

cu2wagon

Plus, I'd need to *pay* a CPA to do it.

pay for something... As if!

thoiboi

trader for services wink wink... nudge nudge

TacoBello

yeah, we just use one of them fancy software thingies for our taxes. They walk you through it, step by step.

Majofo

Pfffttt.. fuck joe being awesome and shit..
Filed taxes yesterday.. I only withheld half of what I owe..
Kiss my ass!! (rubs ass on screen)

I usually paper file, but it's so much energy
and I'm good with maffs.. just not simple maffs
carry the 1 minus letter f.. and I owe 15 fucking thousand dollars
lets just erase that shit..

IRS is sophisticated these days.. catch my maff mistakes
Only owe 69 dollars..

Majofo

software thinggeess cost me money because 1099-B

cu2wagon

Hell, I'm to cheap to buy name brand software. I know a lot of people use the H&R Block tax program... I went down to the shops in Chinatown where you can get the knockoff handbags and picked up something called R&H BIock. It pretty much does the same thing but I have to guess about a few things since my Mandarin is pretty weak and google does some funny translations some time.

thoiboi

I changed my withholdings at the beginning of Q4 so I wouldn't give too big of a interest-free loan to the man. Got a very small refund, next time i'll shoot for less.

TacoBello

what's 1099-B?

thoiboi

dude,

cu2wagon

"Writing Place (1): Make kid name of how many to support if this year"

Uhhhh... I guess that's WagonJr?

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Did my taxes beginning of February. Already got my dollar hairs. Sitting in the bank. Going down to one income helped......

Good thing is I don't have to pay $3000 in child care.....

TacoBello

yes, but the point of ramblings thread is to ramble. So rather than google and sit in silence, I ask stoopid questions because I'm a looser.

thoiboi

So did you ask him how many people he's supporting this year?

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

I'll do decent next year.

4 deductions.


Pull out game weak!

thoiboi

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

So I've been going back and forth on picking up 1 of these for each bathroom. With little kids that forget to turn off the lights...

Lutron Maestro 2 Amp Single-Pole Occupancy Sensing Switch - White-MS-OPS2H-WH - The Home Depot

thoiboi

do it.

thoiboi

but why would you need 3 for each bathroom?



#grammarhumor

TacoBello

just spank them until they learn how to turn off the lights. That's what my parents did

Best of all, it was free.

Majofo

I'm going to adopt like 6 messicans this year.. fuck paying taxes mang.

So two positive things..
Also..

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Blame it on the Nyquil....


Yes, I take Nyquil during the day. Because, "sick"

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Looking for a new job.

I'll be whoring it up for a while.....

TacoBello

I wonder if Cheeto's days are numbered in the oval office. Seems to be moving that way, but nothing substantial has come out yet... that the public knows, anyway.

Majofo

Fuck that.. I like to sit in the shitter for like 30-45 minutes..

TacoBello

"I want you to go to Mars, on half the budget you have now"

thoiboi

"Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time"


How do you deal with pinching your sciatic nerve and standing up only to fall to the ground because your legs fall asleep?


asking for a friend

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

I sit in the dark to shit, won't bother me.....

TacoBello

fixed for ya

thoiboi

You must scare a lot of folks that way

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

I never use the bathroom during lunch....