Limp lies

 

Selling house.. buying cu2

 

I love C63s.. nevermind

 

mostly bc fuckjoe's inspirationisms

 

 

see sithytreeee...see sithytreeeeee ermargherdemmmmgeeeeee

 

idk if you guys remember this fuccboi..

 

I thought he was from NJ, but I think he's from Cuckistan.. FFS.. Canada
Jeffuccboi... he talking to you.

 

As much as I hated that video...I couldn't stop watching it, the entire thing.
I would have whooped up on him in my blue TL.

 

race mode, tree piece wheels, took the lambo doors off, lightweight shit

 

body kit too! gotta be down 7 pounds!

 

Fuck.

I'm now flipping through the back of an old Super Street magazine trying to find some lambo door kits. I gotta get a set for the wagon.

So I can take them off and be lighta.

 

Check import tuner too

 

"Race Mode" aka, stock.

 

 

STOCK + SHITTY MOTEGI/XXR wheels.

 

those weren't Nizmo wheels? I thought they were the same ones tacoballs has on his car. Remember tacoballs? that guy...

He used to post here and then he didn't any more. Some day he'll probably come back.

 

I think he already has cumback

it's a medical condition

 

Must be one of those CanUCK medical conditions.

 

he be like.. jizz mo!!

 

jizz moi! wee-wee.
--Every CanUCK ever.

 

 

I'm sure his bro will suck him off instead

 

Brojob.

 

Back from -ing...did some shoulder work that did not cause screeching pain in my rotator cuff...so no shoulder presses and chin-ups. But, did everything else...albeit lighter.



Yes, I reduced my weight from 2lbs. to 0.5 grams.

 

Damn. Yummy is next in line to buy a C63AMG.

#SwoleGainzAMG

 

Not with the winters here, dude. Love to have one...but, can't. Not with Little Cha in tow often.


And I'm honestly in love with the Volvo V90...that shall be mine hopefully in a year or two.

 

That's really funny because Yummy was in the game for a C63 before he bought the sea creature

 

Somebody told me there were inherent issues with the Volvo powertrain, I can't recall exactly and too lazy to research, but somebody...something..somewhere

 

btw Yummy.. you didn't answer or I post-whored over it.. but what's going on with Nissan? Is the sea creature down?

 

Hai. Very much so...


And speaking of Sea Cucumbers...I get her back finally today. Been in the shop since Jan. 5 with that fender-bender...because the headlights too this long to arrive.

 

V90 is tits tho

 

No shit... that long!?! wtf!!!

 

I could have mailed you a headlight

 

I just built one (V90) out online a couple days ago.

Then quietly closed my browser, turned off my computer, and went outside to weep under a tree for a while whist reflecting on how affluent I am not...

 

Buy V90.. replace powerplant with LSA powerplant..
lolololerskattttesesesees

 

Dude I priced out an XC90 for shits.. who the fuck buys these things?!?!?!?!

 

So, in the frigidity of the weather up here in Canadark...with the car sitting outside in -16F weather ALL day...then, plowing into someone immediately getting into it because I was sliding like lubed weiner...resulted in needing a new bumper, fender...and headlight. The latter which apparently was being made by hand by some mystical maidens in JAPAN. Cuz, I did not get the part in until literally last Friday. Freaking fawking fawk.


Anyways...yes, I guess part of why I've been cranky more often than not is also because I'm without my main ride. And going around in a Kia Soul...which I suppose isn't the end of the world but in the winters here and driving Little Cha daily...not exactly something I am happy with esp. considering what my FX is. Anyways.

 

V90 Cross-Country is also in play.

But, yeah...it's going to be the battle of the wagons...E-Class Estate or the Allroad from Audi.


Anyways...just dreaming again. Let me get excited about getting my Sea Creature back later today.

 

Kia Soul.. your watch costs more than that ride brah.. car poor wrist rich..