The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
06-24-2016, 01:19 PM
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House party? Is there going to be a bowl with all the keys in it? 
06-24-2016, 01:20 PM
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Fuck.
Yay: So I came home to start washing the car.
Boo: It's like eleventybillion degrees.
Yay: So I'm washing under an easy-up canopy and it worked better than expected. Not bad.jpg
Boo: But then those bastahds that pay me sprung a meeting on me and I need to take a break to tie in from the homoffice.
Yay: But when I check in to the 'zine, I see some bueno eye candy! Noooooiiiiiccce!
Boo: blah blah blah on the meeting.
Yay: Beer.
Boo: there is this absolutely wretched nut funk odor right now because of the aforementioned eleventybillion degree resultant sweat.
Yay: not much else but I wanted to end on a high note. :maja:
Yay: So I came home to start washing the car.
Boo: It's like eleventybillion degrees.
Yay: So I'm washing under an easy-up canopy and it worked better than expected. Not bad.jpg
Boo: But then those bastahds that pay me sprung a meeting on me and I need to take a break to tie in from the homoffice.
Yay: But when I check in to the 'zine, I see some bueno eye candy! Noooooiiiiiccce!
Boo: blah blah blah on the meeting.
Yay: Beer.
Boo: there is this absolutely wretched nut funk odor right now because of the aforementioned eleventybillion degree resultant sweat.
Yay: not much else but I wanted to end on a high note. :maja:
never wash a car at the high point of the sun!
06-24-2016, 01:23 PM
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Fucking shitty clients and not knowing what they want and not knowing how the system works and asking for the world..
Someone's going to get a nice change request proposal
(More money for my company because of their dumbasses) ((at least I hope so))
Someone's going to get a nice change request proposal
(More money for my company because of their dumbasses) ((at least I hope so))
06-24-2016, 01:35 PM
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06-24-2016, 01:35 PM
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Unless you mean because I'll pass out. In which case, you're mostly right.
06-24-2016, 01:36 PM
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On the bright side. There's a bunch of black looking rapper type dudes and hot blondes on this flight home...
Guess which one I'm more excited to stare at
Guess which one I'm more excited to stare at
06-24-2016, 01:36 PM
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I always stank.
It's just worse now.
It's just worse now.
06-24-2016, 01:37 PM
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Gonna invite them into the cockpit later 
06-24-2016, 01:37 PM
#1612
Team Owner
Hey Jeff, wanna trade for a few hours? 
And by "hours", I actually mean "seconds"
And by "hours", I actually mean "seconds"
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06-24-2016, 01:37 PM
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06-24-2016, 01:37 PM
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Cockpit is what I name my butthole... For obvious reasons 
06-24-2016, 01:38 PM
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nga, nga, nga, nga, 
"shhhhhhh, ma"
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06-24-2016, 01:38 PM
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Isn't TI in jail.?
Lot of the look like Ice Cube t me honestly...
Inb4theyalllookthesamejokes
Lot of the look like Ice Cube t me honestly...
Inb4theyalllookthesamejokes
06-24-2016, 01:39 PM
#1617
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Thoiboi's last words: pass that one please.
06-24-2016, 01:39 PM
#1618
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Back from 
-ing...
-ing...
06-24-2016, 01:44 PM
#1620
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Shows what I know...
06-24-2016, 01:46 PM
#1621
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Oh, you mean TI went home for 364 days...
06-24-2016, 01:54 PM
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You leave TI alone.
He's a good rapper and a decent actor and a pretty funny guy.
And he got in trouble for guns. So do you really want to fuck with a guy like that?
It's all
good.
He's a good rapper and a decent actor and a pretty funny guy.
And he got in trouble for guns. So do you really want to fuck with a guy like that?
It's all
good.
06-24-2016, 01:55 PM
#1624
Team Owner
We are only racist against Swiss Mexicans. Otherwise, everyone else is accepted.
06-24-2016, 01:55 PM
#1625
Team Owner
Oh and we are racist against wagon owners. But that goes without saying.
06-24-2016, 01:59 PM
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06-24-2016, 02:04 PM
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I don't make fun of mentally challenged people. That's just mean.
06-24-2016, 02:04 PM
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06-24-2016, 02:13 PM
#1629
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I'm wacist to every wace. Including my own.
CHINGA CHONGA CHIN CHANG CHENG!
CHINGA CHONGA CHIN CHANG CHENG!
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06-24-2016, 02:14 PM
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*bucks teef and squints eyes*
AHHHH SO...ching chong chong ching...
AHHHH SO...ching chong chong ching...
06-24-2016, 02:14 PM
#1631
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This is gold. Pure gold
06-24-2016, 02:17 PM
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Back into the heat. Keep it sleazy in here guys.
06-24-2016, 02:21 PM
#1633
Team Owner
I bought shit to paint the letters on my tires. Because pretend race car. Curious to know how it will hold up.
06-24-2016, 02:21 PM
#1634
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Back into the heat. Keep it sleazy in here guys.
06-24-2016, 02:23 PM
#1635
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
I bought shit to paint the letters on my tires. Because pretend race car. Curious to know how it will hold up.
If not, I don't know how well feces will pop on black tires
06-24-2016, 02:25 PM
#1636
Team Owner
Lol yes, you are correct, sir.
I got Sharpie paint pens.
I found a DIY for it, off some VW forum. Looks pretty cool but I'm curious to see how durable it will be.
I got Sharpie paint pens.
I found a DIY for it, off some VW forum. Looks pretty cool but I'm curious to see how durable it will be.
06-24-2016, 02:26 PM
#1637
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In all seriousness though, I'm VERY wacist towards 
from Mainland China though. Holy crap are they rolling in some corrupt money...As I was walking back from the gym, a GORGEOUS 750 pulls to the street corner...black...probably left the dealership yesterday...driven by a CHONG-CHING-CHONG probably no more than 18...? Son of a beech man. 
from Mainland China though. Holy crap are they rolling in some corrupt money...As I was walking back from the gym, a GORGEOUS 750 pulls to the street corner...black...probably left the dealership yesterday...driven by a CHONG-CHING-CHONG probably no more than 18...? Son of a beech man.
06-24-2016, 02:27 PM
#1638
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Of course, it's worse in Vancouver where these kids are driving around in Ferraris, Lamborghinis, McLarens, and etc. WHY CAN'T MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN CORRUPT PEOPLE?!??!? 
PEOPLE?!??!?
06-24-2016, 02:28 PM
#1639
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
Of course, it's worse in Vancouver where these kids are driving around in Ferraris, Lamborghinis, McLarens, and etc. WHY CAN'T MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN CORRUPT PEOPLE?!??!?
PEOPLE?!??!? 
06-24-2016, 02:28 PM
#1640
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But no.... They had to be hard working... And have good work ethic...