#mood

 

try me fool

 

#BlackBearLivesMatter
#UprightDumpsterRaidingIsNotACrime

 

WTF JIMMY NOT DEAD a

 

Whatever do you mean, Crabman?

 

Still one of my fav clips.. just takes the whole dumpster

 

Fuck this guy in particular

 

That dumpster stealing bear!

I bet it'd be fun at parties; I'd like to hang out with it. You know, I mean in some alternate reality where it wasn't a wild animal that would probably eat me.

 

justn high as balls..

 

glad you didnt spoil it for me!!

 

Unless you're a bratwurst in that dumpster or trying to eat the bratwurst in that dumpster, I think you're good
I'd share your craft beer with it though.. just to keep the peace

 

Crabman gave up on his pecker but woke up with a semi this morning and was like:

 

Yeah, And now it should make *more* sense why I was all confused and panicked when I got the text about someone dying!

 

protip: sliding into DM's really works.

 

See that's where I'd probably screw it up. I'd be drinking something really good (You've never heard of it and can't even get it even if you wanted to so don't even bother asking me) and I'd be like, "hey bear, Natty Lite is really good stuff. You drink that and I'll drink this swill over here."

But bear would probably know and would take my head off with one swipe. And then drink my milk stout.

 

So, who is DM?

 

Death Metal!!!

 

dick man?

 

We don't need your pity you Canadien Fuchs!

America Has Election Trauma, So Canadians Started an Incredibly Nice Campaign on Twitter » Second Nexus

 

Hola fools. Whats up?

Im on that 10% Tea Ache Sea with 9.5% Cee Bee Dee. Its that Killer yo

 

#moodkdot

 

el-jeff-eh?, You get you a jay oh bea yet?

Haven't seen you around; though maybe your girl has been turning you out to raise some capital.

 

I thought I saw him on that street corner

 

catch me on the corners in h-town!

Haven't been up to much. just getting the car prepped for storage for the winter.. BURRR

 

do not want

 

It must be cold up there..

 

The little Eskimo has gone back into the igloo.

 

Did he dig a tunnel past the tundra into middle earth?

 

Quite possibly. All you can see is the tip of his nose poking out from the fuzzy hood of his parka.

 

In America we call that a pussy cave

 

I can't wait for Taco to tell us what they call it up north. Probably something funny like a "Timbits Warmer" or something. :hahaha:

 

It's that time cuhh..

 

When does the eskimo cum out from hibernation doe?

 

everytime i come around, bling bling

 

Don't ever try to sell something without conforming to the template. Shit gets shut down quick.

 

How coincidental... that song playing on my brain radio this morning.

Are you in my head? Are you the one that tells me to do the things?

 

You did buy prairie

 

so, funny story when i was taking a walk around the block this morning....

saw two black girls taking pictures for the 'Gram in front of an Apartment complex with bushes and flowers and shit.
anyway, I tried to be smooth and took out my earphones so that I could hear myself speak.
only I yelled and one of the girl got spooked and then I stepped on her sunglasses and keys that she had laying on the sidewalk............

i got out of there as fast as I could.

 

 

#blacksunglassesmattertoocraig