cu2wagon

Hi T.K!

Real quick, I'm collecting some data, will you take my pole?

Do *you* know the difference between jam and jelly?

T.K

looks fresh from a distance, but I assure you it's beat up

I prefer bear backs

I only take poll's, and the only difference is that I can jelly my dick down your throat.

cu2wagon

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Oh snap...we have a contender!
Why is it we always assume that a new person on the forums is 14 years old?

Majofo

I'd shoot Hitler and Bin Laden.. after we curb stomped Mystery Meat



Sportsman's Guide getting my shipment ready!! I just ordered another 1000 rds of 7.62×39 and 5.56


Houses like that are typically cinder block construction with filled rebar, concrete.
If I built a house like that, I'd do foam insulated blocks. I'd also make it a fucking badass fortress for zombie apocalypse.


This motherfucker is from Austin.. well.. he's probably from California but moved to Austin.
I'm guessing bisexual, partake in a dutch rudder jerk off in a tub full of guys on Friday..
Drinks craft beer on saturdays and cocktails on sundays. amirite?

thoiboi

Can or can't?!?!


If can, i'm interested

1.cul0
2.thoiboi
3. Altarboy
4.justin
5.
6.

cu2wagon

I assumed he was 27.

And I'm intrigued that he can jelly his cock down a throat. I bet he means it look like a little jellybean, sitting on some of that easter basket grass filling stuff.

thoiboi

Or probably has plugs the size of grapefruit and has a motorcycle for some canyon carving...

thoiboi

Your pubes sound very interesting.


Pics nao

cu2wagon

Here's TK having a 3some:

T.K

gotta make sure they're not soft. I was on CRSX for years, I get it.
Born and raised in Texas(yes everything's bigger, especially our women).
Pansexual(not what you think, I fuck pan's)
How'd you know about Ruddertastic Friday's, did you get my last evite?
I only drink craft beer on my fixie when i'm on my way to get my mustache trimmed and asshole rimmed.
Sundays are for cocks and tails, get your spacing right.

T.K

Close enough,

There only the size of a small child, grapefruit sizes are for middle schoolers.

that' actually just my 3 balls, they're small, but they help each other out.

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

did we just become best friends?

cu2wagon

Ok. I'm good here.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Okay...Tire Kingdom. You can stay.

cu2wagon

See, that wasn't so hard. (TWSS)

Why can't all the noobs get it like that? (TWSS)

UlsterBoy13

Can you confirm you are not part of Mystery Meat/Maja's subconcious, like his skitso part that learned from Maj?

thoiboi

Nah he's real. He got an IG and tweetsphere and stuff

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Dude, this guy's sharp AF...he made me laugh 3 times this morning.
Y'all better start trying harder or I'll be making some changes around here.
What have you done for me lately!?!?

T.K

as long as you keep that crab dancing we can become lots of things

the butthurt is the best with newbies

T.K

tl;dr i'm the love child

this is all actually a long con for some rear LCA bolts, don't blow my cover

don't worry, i'll assimilate into lackluster status with time

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

everyone does...
but for now, it's time to shine.

thoiboi

I'll blow more than just your cover

cu2wagon

^^^ he means your dick if that wasn't clear.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Johnny's mouth and anus look exactly alike. It's the weirdest thing! And since his arms and legs are almost the same length it's really hard to tell which way is up. If he does a cartwheel...forget about it!

UlsterBoy13

Damn now you get a 3sum with Maj and TK you defo aint making it up to the Best City In Texas....

T.K

I thought he was talking about blowing on a knee scrape after putting some alcohol on it so it doesn't burn. Thanks for clarifying, I can see you're going to be helpful.

UlsterBoy13

wait till taco meets him.....match made in heaven

T.K

We have one of those off south congress, we call him mainus, it's the best bang for your buck (get it? did you get it?)

who's going to Laredo?

T.K

Dr.Taco? Chris? NHBP DC5?

thoiboi

Nah this Taco is a a doctor, but more like one of those dark alley doctors who perform mobile prostate exams

Majofo

another gender queer..

T.K

as long as I can pay him in Delta frequent flyer miles, sign me up

thoiboi

He doesn't accept those but I do

T.K

genders are complicated huh? wanna talk about it?

Majofo

Happy Birthday Brah!

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Damn...

UlsterBoy13

I saw article where the Rock was calling him out from the set of FF8, said his acting was stiff.....

cu2wagon

No chill at all.

T.K

did you say stiff?