Ludacris told y'all about the beautiful hos in Canada.

 

What area code? Eh, three, Eh?

 

It's easy to be rich when you still live at your parents. That's my hypothesis on journeyman electrician 10%er.

 

Haven't found one yet

But I am thoroughly enjoying the 46 y/o cougar I'm railing at the moment

 

Oh wait Taco is having a midlife crisis? Let me guess... 370Z?

 

I'm not sure which of you are closer, but one of you moosemen need to go kick Journeyman in his taint. Right under his chin.

 

Taco's prob living next door actually.

 

 

I've also learned there's a difference in implants. Up until just a few months ago, I've had zero experience with fake tittays. First set were nice to look at, but you could definitely feel they were fake. Like a water balloon under the skin.

This current set threw me for a fucking loop. They look real. They mostly feel real... But There's no way a 46 y/o has rockin tittays like that. Turns out they are fake... But the implant is under the muscle? So it makes them feel hella nicer.

Still doesn't compare to sandbags. Those are my all time favorite

 

No, a shitty overpowered fwd Mazda that can't get any traction, no matter what you try...

 

Yeah nobody does over the muscle anymore, because it looks like hell.


So uh, why is your marital status different than last time we spoke?

 

Ironically stock the MS3 does 14 on the quarter, the 370z 13.5.


also swap rear motor mount = pass ferraris yo because it grips 1-2 no problem

 

My marital status hasn't changed. I'm still married.

 

I didn't even know what the Nismo does in terms of quarter mile... Bought it for throwing it into corners, to be honest. That, and 6MTs are rare as fuck, otherwise.

I still have a semi boner for the CTR, but my god is it hideous.

 

shit, smells like poutine and maple syrup in here..






my faves

 

For tax purposes, yea, fucking awesome.

 

I mean you could be like Chode, into the swing thing, but instead of you watching the wife, the wife watches you....

 

Where's your respect for the sanctity of marriage!?

How does the 370z feel? The 350z felt like a fat pig to me, but I hear the 370z improved on its predecessor quite a lot. Never got to drive one though.

Oh and fuck the CTR. Everybody's buying Focus ST and then blowing up their engines.

 

But really, tacobella and I decided to go our separate ways. Separated now. Divorcing in a bit. We have to stay separated for a year before we can proceed. As such, I've been playing with sandbags since.

 

who?

 

Canada is fuckin' weird.

 

I figured.

Two plus two is four. minus one that's three, quick maffs

 

Wait. Are they making you stay together because of Tobey?

Poor Tobey. Tell him he's a good boy for me, eh? Let me know if he needs new chew socks.

 

Me?

I was talking about the guy with the S5? Remember him? Yea, me either, I just remember seeing his wife nude with a penis in her mouth and him in the background being a cheerleader.

 

Separate for a year. WTF.

 

Damn canada law.

 

Guy owns an Audi are you surprised?

 

Fuck you're good!

 

I've never driven a 350. I dunno, I've heard they're much the same. People on the Z forums are fucking tools though. They gripe about the 370 sharing a platform with the G37... Well how the fuck else do you expect a company to make a low volume sports car these days? They expect the Z to be a stand alone vehicle and wanted it to grow in terms of power over the years... Well... I think they forgot to realize Carlos Ghosn, the ex Nissan ceo, was cheap as fuck and pinched pennies anywhere he could. His replacement was his protege... And thinks much the same.

 

J owns an Au........ Uh oh.

 

I don't see the issue with sharing the platform with the G37. I mean FFS every company does it, sorry but the 370z just isn't Godzilla status lol, not sure what the tools on the Z forum expect for the kind of money they're spending...

 

Oh snap. Taco is back!

 

Cold.

 

For now.

 

are they hoping you change your mind in a year or something?

 

You said it, not me.

Poor J. I liked him too.

He was a good fella.

 

You two should come up with some sort of X rated toy website.
Call it something like, I don't know...like...
Adam and Yves .com?

 

I guess some people do end up working their shit out in that year. We aren't going back though... I've been enjoying the single life all too much. Tough at first, but I eventually saw the light. I'll settle again, just haven't found the right match yet.

As for her, she's in Calgary now. New career, new bf, new dog (poor toby... She got the same fucking breed as him). She ain't coming back. And if she did, I wouldn't take her back. We still chat and we are amicable with one another... It just wasn't meant to be. Fun while it lasted. I learned alot about myself and life in general. Time to continue on with life!

 

J's ex-wife has an Audi now too..





IRRUMINATI CONFIRMED!

 

It's in my business plan.

Its just called X-rated.....