i'm over here still trying to figure out how to get the hackey back into the sack.
do you pull then slide, or slide then pull?
awkward penguin

 

If you open Sex back up. More people will come to the gang bang.

 

Push then pull

 

Are you using your mouth?

 

push, then pull with mouth. got it..
will try on the next go around

 

lick balls

 

You don't think Taco could solve for the answer?

 

Was there another assplosion in Austin last night?

 

We'd probably be on Thread 6 9 by the time he got back to us

 

V is a mess, Sex is locked

 

That sounded kinda naughty. I meant, did a package explode?

 

Every night, multiple times on Friday

 

In Austin.

Did someones' package explode in Austin late last night.

 

Hmm. I think I figured out how to reply without getting post constipation and spinny circle.

I'm not telling anyone else though. #SnitchesGetStitches

 

My package exploded last night about 1AM, then 2AM.. then in my sleep sometime around 6AM

 

Apparently suspicious package at FedEx in south austin in addition to the San Antonio explosion last night

 

I'm supposed to get a FedEx delivery today, and so help me if it gets delayed because of some grundle face busting all over town.

 

Like.. someone elses? I'd say so. Probability is prettty high.

 

Fuck bitches get money

 

I almost exploded last night.

 

Will do!

 

Breh, I heard a lot of people walking out of the maleroom bc of this shit
FedEx is offering premo pay for experienced package handlers
I'm down, pay is good, I have plenty of experience
I ain't neva scurrred
Fux wit me

 

You need instructions like Justn
Shit

Have more kids vato

 

at instructions

 

Primo pay for experienced package handlers?

Sheeeiiiiit... @thoiboi it's like the opening was made just for you.

 

No more kids.

3 is enough. Who knows if there's more running around town. Because #BBC.

 

When mods can't mod... a new Fox special

 

Next Crabman's gonna be all, "hey guize, I just found out you can wipe your ass without standing up. Why no one telled me this before?"

 

ladiboi an overachiever
make everyone look bad
bitch

premature package explosion his specialty too
handle with care, hoing his game, jawknee thoi his name

 

He likes being a world class package handler though. Traveling to different States, meeting "clients". Sucking off male flight attendants in the lavatory.

 

You can.

 

my skills are requested???

 

 

I shouldn't be so cynical. Maybe we should start a list of things we all think is obvious and J-Crabs can tick off which ones he wants to learn more about.

• Wiping your ass
• Using soap (shower and sink)
• Opening a tin of beans
• Water spigots
• Winking (one eye) / Blinking (two eyes)
• Magnets
• Finding shade

This village CAN raise the child!

 

Check dem Yelp reviews.

 

 

No I'm going to go try it right now.

Be right back.

Wipe back to front, right?

 

FFS, Kurt.

The thread is working fine now.

 

Prepare yo ass hole!

Although, this should be the 3G non mod thread.

Since they're just peasants anyway.

 

Back, Front, Side to Side. Never let broke gold diggers ride.