Maybe even let you take me out for tacos, queso, and beer
On you of course

 

Look at thots... giving out free shrugs.
Way to go mang.
Poor Kurt.. emotionally and financially to be clear. !=10%er

 

i was referring to the new california thing

but yes..


to kurt too , not to be confused with a hug

 

thoi wen u gunna bring ur cute lil cheeks 2 my house 2 visit

 

where you live cuz

 

New Califas or Shit Califas to be clear

 

I would stay in my current role for 1000 years if Osk would go away...

 

Anyone else here see snow? We had a good bit here in Louisiana and Mississippi, I actually slid twice last night LOL, anyway I feel better that I was driving the RDX,was going to drive the TL but didn't even bother… Thank God it thought it today but we didn't get above freezing, #sun!!!

Not liking this I think we will be in single digits, not nice!!!


#AWD
#skillset
#gasinstedofbrake
#perserverence
#faith
#anxieity
#thankgoditsover


I think I did it right, so don't be a dick, but hey, aren't we all? LOL!!!

 

That's not snow. FFS. If it's less than one inch, it's not snow a penis.

 

Fuck California.

This place is cancer.

 

I like california

 

Living in it is different.

 

Only thing good is the snowbunnies.

 

Taxes are high as fuck

Can't even get high anymore without being taxed.

Kind of shit.

 

Smoked a blunt, pay 10 cents.

Want to drink some bottled water, we will charge you 5 cents.

Or

Drink some nasty ass hard tap water.

 

Want to be on our own.

Fuck, we broke as hell in California.

Let's raise the tax on the gas to fix the roads. Bitch, please.

Wasting that shit on cawk and Coors light.

 

We are going to tax you on that mattress that you buy.

Oh, that TV too.

New law in 2021 we will be taxing you on the number of times you breathe.

 

Remember that time that one guy confused himself for that other guy?

Sheeiiiiit. Good times.

 

im in sandy yay go

 

In German, that means a whale's vagina.

 

 

Not like you have a choice
Too soon?

 

Tryna rewrite history I see
You must be from a certain religious group

 

I'm Protestant.

 

I highly doubt that.

 

Is that German for cuck?

 

I'm a Mergehist. :pray:

 

 

Not gonna lie, I lol'd

 

Fucking TPMS system went off this evening. Annoying as hell.

 

Does that mean something for Audi
For GM it just means everything bool, don't worry

 

It's cold as hell so all the pressures are low. But still. Not sure what to do.

 

Put air in your tires
FFS Kurt

 

I was just hoping that shit would warm up.

 

TPMS going off, oh wait, it's just low tire pressure. lmao why stress over such a menial thing.

i'm gonna go to kurt's house and take off all his tpms sensors from the valve stems, then he'll really freak. TPMS on all dayyyyy

 

Who the fuck are you again?

 

Cheesus crust Kurt
You sound like some privileged hipster cuck
I bet your tires are filled with reggo air
Not exclusive 10%er 100% Nitrogen

My tpms is on all day.
I run 22-25 psi on all 4.

 

But what about your car?

 

That too