The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
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I wish I was a mod. I feel left out I'm the one with the BBC damn it.
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Tired. Went and got my hair cut, drove through some fog. Time to hit the sack...
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Fuck out of here Kurt.. why you even bro down with us?
Yo wife is top 10% earner in America
You probably don't like Jews too
FFS
Yo wife is top 10% earner in America
You probably don't like Jews too
FFS
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Awwww snap. I moved the Dakar thread to Motorsports...and then, I MERGED IT WITH OTHER DAKAR THREADS!!!!
It was nice knowing you fellas.
It was nice knowing you fellas.
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Loaner is a Ford Focus hatch
Worst automatic transmission on a car I've ever tried in my life. That's coming from someone who drives a TL...
The shuddering and slipping makes you feel like traction control is engaging every time you press the pedal and the car only has 16k miles on it. Otherwise I guess the car's alright.
Worst automatic transmission on a car I've ever tried in my life. That's coming from someone who drives a TL...
The shuddering and slipping makes you feel like traction control is engaging every time you press the pedal and the car only has 16k miles on it. Otherwise I guess the car's alright.
I'm honestly surprised those are still being used as rental cars. There was a fucking lawsuit for those shitty "PowerShift" gearboxes. Had one as a rental back in 2015. Abused the fuck out of it.
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So, I guess, cross that off the list of possible replacements...
Can I interest you in a Nissan Versa SV? Would you like to speak to (a) God? The Versa SV affords you the opportunity to pray quite verbosely and with great conviction.
Can I interest you in a Nissan Versa SV? Would you like to speak to (a) God? The Versa SV affords you the opportunity to pray quite verbosely and with great conviction.
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Any of you guys ever overdo it on jalapenos on your burger and end up crapping your guts out at 3:30 in the morning?
My 'Tussin/Vodka cocktail wore off and shit (heh) just got real.
I got this place to myself right now. Maybe I should go merge threads.
My 'Tussin/Vodka cocktail wore off and shit (heh) just got real.
I got this place to myself right now. Maybe I should go merge threads.
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Surprised this thread hasn't been merged with the Timepiece thread.
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Timepiece, or Shitty Timepiece?
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A watch is a watch. Even if some watches can buy all the watches.
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But, unlike the woman, Taco is not prone to outbursts of shrieking. And tissues. And tampons.
What really is the issue is that the Complaints Department is not good at handling emotional women and so, well, like in fights with your significant other, it's always YOUR fault. It's easier that way.
What really is the issue is that the Complaints Department is not good at handling emotional women and so, well, like in fights with your significant other, it's always YOUR fault. It's easier that way.
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G'morning.
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So, I'm sitting here eating some Froot Loops with Jr, because I'm an adult dammit and I can eat Froot Loops, and out of nowhere he just starts saying "eating bereal. Eating bereal".
And I was just like, Denzel.gif
And told him we're just bicken back bein' bool eatin' on some bereal.
And he just says "quit copying me".
Even my boy knows I'm a mark ass trick. I'm sad and proud all at the same time.
And I was just like, Denzel.gif
And told him we're just bicken back bein' bool eatin' on some bereal.
And he just says "quit copying me".
Even my boy knows I'm a mark ass trick. I'm sad and proud all at the same time.
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Don't get it twisted
Y'all remember when Taco reported my post
and was like.. didn't want to do that to you, but you left me no choice
and we all laughed our asses off
Y'all remember when Taco reported my post
and was like.. didn't want to do that to you, but you left me no choice
and we all laughed our asses off
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So, I'm sitting here eating some Froot Loops with Jr, because I'm an adult dammit and I can eat Froot Loops, and out of nowhere he just starts saying "eating bereal. Eating bereal".
And I was just like, Denzel.gif
And told him we're just bicken back bein' bool eatin' on some bereal.
And he just says "quit copying me".
Even my boy knows I'm a mark ass trick. I'm sad and proud all at the same time.
And I was just like, Denzel.gif
And told him we're just bicken back bein' bool eatin' on some bereal.
And he just says "quit copying me".
Even my boy knows I'm a mark ass trick. I'm sad and proud all at the same time.
Little Cha is playing with his fire and construction vehicles. Breakfast was banana pancakes the First Lady whipped up...he didn't eat as much as I hoped and so, will try again in a bit. Hafta chase the bugger to eat sometimes.
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Real recognize real
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You should also play Street Fighter with him.
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And do NOT give him seconds.
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I'll never forget when some prepubescent said "suck my dingaling majofo" on black cocks
My wife heard it too.. it was hilarious.
Got quiet when I asked the little shit for his address
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Yer outta yer league kid... I will eat you alive.
Swat his ass!
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That seems a little aggressive.
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Somebody is gonna get a hurt real bad. Somebody.
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That's Motrin pain.
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Sad thing is that wasn't even his train
Oh well, at least that one took him home to Jesus
Oh well, at least that one took him home to Jesus
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That gif accurately depicts how I feel when I wake up most mornings. Except she needed to have rolled down three flights of stairs and landed in a pile of broken beer bottles.
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Did the fall break the bottles, or already broken?
I'm guessing it doesn't matter all that much
Drink more?
I'm guessing it doesn't matter all that much
Drink more?
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Not sure which is worse. Already broken bottles are sharp and stabby. Unbroken bottles impart blunt force trauma before becoming sharp, but most of the stabby is away from them direction of impact.
I sense the opportunity to do science... Time to make some beer bottles empty!
I sense the opportunity to do science... Time to make some beer bottles empty!
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Regardless; drink more.
But that leads to the train gif.
Vicious cycle.
But that leads to the train gif.
Vicious cycle.
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What happens if you merge more?